Posts Tagged ‘beotch’
Saturday, May 2nd, 2009
No news is usually good news when it comes to our favorite Crackie Winehouse. And today…well…I do have news.
While she may be in the Caribbean to escape her problems back home in the UK, St. Lucia can’t entirely save Wino from disaster. After Amy’s papa Mitch left St. Lucia after a father-daughter visit (aka check up to make sure home girl is minding her p’s and q’s), Wino celebrated with some booze…and a lot of it…so much so that the crazy beotch fell down and went boom boom.
Despite collapsing AND being admitted to a hospital, Wino’s spokesperson downplayed the collapse by calling it a case of dehydration.
“Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.” Mmmm hmmm. We ALMOST believe that!
Other peeps on the island saw quite the opposite…locals spotted the bee-hive-less singer stumbling out of Marjorie’s Beach Bar.
We hope Wino gets her shiznit figured out pronto!
Tags: bee hive, beotch, boom boom, booze, Caribbean island, collapse, daughter visit, dehydration, disaster, drinking water, father daughter, home girl, marjorie, peeps, spokesperson, St. Lucia, Sun
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Saturday, April 11th, 2009
There’s a little lyric by my beotch Mariah Carey that goes, “I Will Hunt You Downnnn…’Cuz They Be All Up In My Business Like A Wendy Interview”. A little bit of “Touch My Body” for y’all, but anywho, that lovely little lyric popped into my head when I read the latest on Heather Mills…minus the “Wendy Interview” part because I do not think Heather Mills has been interviewed by Wendy Williams and quite frankly, Wendy would rip Heather Mills a new…
Well to put it nicely, Wendy would make Heather pee her pants, pull out her hair and run far, far away to Timbuktu never to be seen again (which I am sure many of you wouldn’t mind). At any rate, Heather Mills is frickin’ pissed and on a rampage. Why, you ask? First of all, she is sick of all you damn publications and websites that rip her on the daily AND if you continue to write big fat lies about her she’ll hunt you down. Plain and simple.
You want a lawsuit? She’ll dish one out for ya. She’s got plenty of ching from Paul now to sue every peep on this Earth if she so chooses.
Heather says, “I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago…I just thought this is just a waste of time but recently I’ve been going through the internet, clearing up (rumors). I’ve got five apologies so far from (the) British media and I’ve got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn’t read all the lies when she’s 12.”
Watch out, bitches! Heather will get ya!
Tags: apologies, beotch, ching, earth, Heather Mills, little bit, lyric, Mariah Carey, pee, peep, pissed, Rampage, Touch My Body, waste of time
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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
If you do not want to read about the upcoming “Sex And The City” flick, I advise you to just click your little mouse booty onto a different entry because I do not want to be responsible for spoiling your excitement.
The storyline for Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) has been leaked online, bitches, and I am happy to share the little tidbits that I know.
Ok, so May 2010 the sequel will be released to a theater near you. So you wanna know about Samantha? Well, that beotch is going to be struggling…struggling to keep your lavish lifestyle intact.
A source told MSNBC, “The proposed story line for Samantha will be her having to downsize her big-spending life after some of her investments get wiped out. You will see her having to survive on a more modest budget but still staying true to her fabulous taste.”
It was recently reportred Samantha won’t be the only one to lose money.
There have been rumors that Big (Chris Noth) will not be a part of the sequel, however, if he does sign on for the flick (translation: he gets the money he wants for his role), then his scenes will be drama-filled.
A source said, “The sequel will include key scenes of Carrie and Big in London, possibly shooting this winter for six weeks. Big loses a lot of money and takes a job in London, living alone in a one-bedroom apartment. Big gets really low and ends up in bed with another woman. After she leaves him Carrie discovers she is pregnant.”
Sounds juicy!
Tags: bedroom apartment, beotch, bitches, booty, carrie, chris noth, excitement, fabulous taste, flick, investments, Kim Cattrall, lavish lifestyle, little mouse, MSNBC, samantha jones, sequel, sex and city, Sex and the City, six weeks, translation
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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
Victoria’s Secret Miranda Kerr introduced the new Dream Angel Push Up Bra at the 58th and Lexington location in NYC.
She may be one of the most recognizable faces (and bodies) for Victoria’s Secret, but model Miranda Kerr also has a leash on sexy actor Orlando Bloom. Yep, he’s still her boyfriend…unfortunately. But..Orlando may have been teaching Miranda a thing or two about acting. And rumor has it that the gorgeous model is pondering a possible acting gig. And, why not?
“If there was a good role that I found interesting I would definitely try acting. I wouldn’t want to be in one of those cliche roles, but I would do something that would be a little more interesting.”
But, don’t expect Miranda to feel too confident about an acting gig because apparently home girl doesn’t think she’s all that. Mmmhmmm….riiiiiigggght.
She told In Touch Weekly magazine, “I don’t look at myself as a sex symbol. I see it as a job, and I’m working for a company that I really love and enjoy working for.”
Whatever beotch…you know damn well you are the fox that rocks! A model with modesty? Highly UNLIKELY.
Click after the jump for more pics of Miranda Kerr at Victoria’s Secret in NYC.
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Tags: acting, beotch, cliche, dream angel, faces, FOX, gallery image, getty images, gig, gorgeous model, home girl, model miranda kerr, new dream, Orlando Bloom, push up bra, rocks, sex symbol, sexy actor, she s all that, victoria s secret
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Douche-BAG= Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green, aka BAG, needs to quit his whining. Isn’t he like 4894938 years old now? And, he’s knockin’ boots with Megan Fox, right? SHE’S the one keeping HIS name in the headlines AND her last name isn’t Fox for nothing!
Megan Fox may be sporting new bouncing curly locks, but that isn’t going to stop Meg from looking hot to trot! Makeover for Megan? Nah…this is one beotch who does NOT need a makeover. Many men and lesbots around the world are wanting to smack BAG (Brian Austin Green) upside the head.
Megan strut her stuff yesterday on a leisurely stroll through Hollywood. Are you not loving those knee-high Gucci boots? Wowsers. Fabulous!
Image Source: X17
Tags: beotch, Brian Austin Green, curly locks, douche, Gucci, Hollywood, knockin boots, leisure stroll, lucky stars, many men, meg, Megan Fox, nah, wowsers
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Sunday, March 29th, 2009
Ohhhh snap, Madge! You aren’t the only beotch who can catch a hot one. Guy Ritchie, Madge’s ex husband, has been focusing his attention on a fabulously gorgeous model…13 years his junior. And, let me tell you, she is stunning!
Apparently Guy has been on the prowl rather quietly with model Petrina Khashoggi. Rumor has it that the pair have been seeing each other for a few weeks but want to keep their relationship under wraps. Umm…so much for that! The cat is outta the bag now.
It seems home girl can hold her own as well…Petrina is the love child of a socialite and a politician.
Tags: age gap, beotch, catch a hot one, film director, gorgeous model, Guy Ritchie, home girl, hot guy, jonathan, jonathan aitken, love child, Madge, Madonna, petrina khashoggi, politician, relationship, snap, socialite, society beauty, wraps
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Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
Ok, this is the funniest shiznit I have heard today. However, take this news with a grain of salt with a cherry on top because it may or may not be true..but these days you just never know. Jen Aniston may just be THAT crazy.
Rumor has it that Jennifer dumped John Mayer because he couldn’t keep his hands off Twitter, her pals revealed last night. Twitter caused the relationship to fade? I doubt it, however it just may have been the last straw.
Apparently Johnny was a bit too busy to return Jen’s calls while Jen was away working. Instead of returning calls, John was busy updating his Twitter.
One of Jen’s pals said, “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”
Yikes! If this is true, Jen is one hardcore beotch!
Tags: beotch, cherry on top, grain of salt, jen aniston, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, last straw, pals, relationship, shiznit, stupid line, Yikes!
Posted in Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer | 6 Comments »
Saturday, March 21st, 2009
Break out your chaps, your spurs and your mudder focking cowboy boots, y’all! My beotch Lily Allen debuted her new video for her second single off “It’s Not Me, It’s You” called “Not Fair”. I am not sure why but this video brings the LOL’s. Although I must admit, I was expecting Lily to come out dancing around in her fabulous duck costume, but she failed me. Either way, I love the new single.
Do you likey the new vid? Share your thoughts with me, dahlings.
Tags: beotch, hee haw, It's Not Me, It's You, Lily Allen, love, No Fair, share your thoughts
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