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Billy Ray Needs His Mullet Back!

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Ok, so if you didn’t hear the latest about Miley and you are a Miley fan, prepare to sit your booties down right now because I’m pretty damn sure you aren’t going to be thrilled.

Jamie Foxx said some real tacky shiznit about Miley Cyrus this week urging her to “make a sex tape… do some heroin… and become a lesbian”…like all the other whacked out “famous” celebrities out there today.

But, he DID apologize and his apology went a little something like this.

“There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously. You know I’m a comedian. You know my heart. Miley, I apologize, so I’ll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand.”

However, despite that lame public apology, Papa Billy Ray isn’t buying what Jamie Foxx is selling. In fact, Papa Billy is fuming mad.

“It was hurtful. There wasn’t nothing (sic) funny about it. And, quite frankly, I think if I said those things about his daughter, he might not find it so comedic.”

Well, Billy Ray…I’m blaming this one on you. If you would have kept that damn greasy mullet of yours and maybe even braided a rat tail, Jamie Foxx wouldn’t dare say one peep about your daughter!

C’mon, would you mess with a man with guns and a mullet like that?!

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Miley Cyrus Isn’t Bisexual

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Although her boyfriend Justin Gaston MIGHT be. You never know.

Well, slap a rat tail on my mop and call me Billy Ray.

Los Angeles had a Miley Cyrus invasion as the daughter of ex-mullet star Billy Ray took her book tour to the Sunshine State. There weren’t too many surprises…just a bunch of crazed girls and pedophile papas creeping around. The norm.

And while we all know Miley is a press whore, it was not surprising to hear a few statements come floating out of her flap trap. Apparently, Miley wanted to clear up the horrible rumor that is going around that she is a bisexual with a crush on Angelina Jolie. Ok? I never heard about that one, but whatevs…Miley needed something to tell Extra.

“I don’t have a girl crush on Angelina, but I definitely think she’s super beautiful and anyone that says she’s not pretty is lying to you because she is gorgeous. She’s really unique and never scared to step over the line and be crazy and be herself. I like that.”

Alrighty then. Thanks for clearing that up, dahling.

Click after the jump for more pics of Miley at her LA signing.
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Miley’s Best Friend Was A Cheese Sandwich

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

At just 16, Miley Cyrus has lived a lot. Doesn’t she seem so wise beyond her years? Ummm..don’t answer that. But rather, embrace it as you read what Miley has to say in her autobiography “Miles To Go” because you KNOW you want to read about how Miley was bullied in sixth grade and who Miley refers to as her Prince Charming. Check out a few pieces of Miley’s writing (with the help of a ghostwriter) below.

ON BEING BULLIED:

“The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm. It seemed like Operation Make Miley Miserable was escalating to a new level. More like Operation Take Miley Down. Three girls strutted up and stood towering over me. My stomach churned. I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend. It pretty much was my best friend those days. I was done for.

They started cussing me and telling me to get up. I sat there, frozen. I didn’t know what to do. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I wasn’t chicken. What could they do to me? I was surrounded by people. I stood up, still a foot shorter then they were, and said: ‘What’s your problem? What did I ever do to you?’”

Shoot. That sucks. Bullying is NOT cool, but I hate to say it but I blame Billy Ray for this one. He is the one who sported that fabulously hick-like mullet back in the day.

ON WHAT WENT WRONG WITH PRINCE CHARMING (Nick Jonas):

“Deep down I know we weren’t being our best selves. And that was what I wanted – and thought I deserved – in a relationship.”