Posts Tagged ‘bitches’
Friday, April 24th, 2009
Good gawd, I don’t even think I’d refer to a couple of these bitches as D-Listers. But, unfortunately a few of the desperate spotlight seekers are getting their way to stay in the land of reality television. NBC just released a “partial” cast list for “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”, which begins June 1st. And, it includes some interesting peeps to say the least.
Here they are:
Stephen Baldwin, actor
Janice Dickinson, former model
Sanjaya Malakar, former American Idol finalist
Heidi Montag, The Hills star
Spencer Pratt, The Hills star
John Salley, former NBA player
Torrie Wilson, wrestling champ
Oh and in case you didn’t know, Donald Trump’s hair twin Rod Blagojevich may also have some role in the show. Yay for criminals getting rewarded for bad behavior. Pffft.
Tags: American Idol, american idol finalist, bad behavior, bitches, former model, heidi montag the hills, janice dickinson, john salley, listers, nba player, peeps, reality show, reality television, rod blagojevich, seekers, spencer pratt the hills, stephen baldwin, torrie wilson, Yay!
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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
You can count on the Bravo network to keep on adding fabulous fashion-savvy shows (i.e. “Project Runaway) to its lineup this season and coming up…brace yourself for yet another drama-filled show to take over Bravo.
For you Fred Segal fans you are in luck because you will now be able to check out the daily drama that occurs at the high-end outlet at the Santa Monica location ON TELEVISION. And you better believe there is drama out there in the fashion world, honeys…especially when dealing with ritzy bitches! Can you imagine? Ha! I love it.
Executive VP and general manager at Bravo (aka head bitch), Frances Berwick, says, “Bravo has established itself as the go-to network for the hottest, trendiest and most dramatic docu-series on television. Fred Segal is a legendary retail haven synonymous with high fashion and style, and the fashionistas who work, shop and gossip at the store promise to have arresting, entertaining, colorful personalities and lives.”
So the question is…IF this show takes off, will focusing on retail be the new trend in reality television? Hmmmm…deep thoughts, dahlings.
Tags: berwick, bitch, bitches, booty, bravo network, colorful personalities, daily drama, deep thoughts, fabulous fashion, fashion world, fashionistas, fred segal, gossip, high fashion, new trend, reality television, Santa Monica, vp
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Thursday, April 16th, 2009
40th Anniversary Of Rob Peetoom Salons And Book Launch Party In Amsterdam
It’s been the worldwide Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt tour, bitches! With a smooch, smooch here…and a smooch smooch there…With Paris and Doug making their rounds from city to city, the paparazzi have been along for the ride.
On Tuesday, Paris and Doug headed to the 40th Anniversary of Rob Peetoom Salons and book launch party in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Paris picked out her bumblebee best and played goo goo eyes and smoochy smooch with Doug as they made their appearance.
However, Paris’s most recent appearance in London didn’t go as well. Paris seemed to get a tad camera shy when she and Doug hit up London’s Mahiki nightclub. In fact, Paris was so overwhelmed that she reportedly locked herself in the bathroom for 20 minutes to avoid the wild camera flashes. Either that or she had some major bowel problems.
Paris told a source, “I didn’t expect this much attention, I just came to show my support for Guy’s charity.” MMmmhmmm. Whatever, beotch.
A fellow attendee said, “When Paris was entering the club there were so many camera, she wasn’t expecting it and it upset her. Once camera smacked her in the face and she just needed a bit of time to compose herself.”
Paris’s rep said, “Paris is over for just two days just to spend time with Dougie, she’s not doing any work and keeping a low profile.”
Dougie? Is that like Doogie? Well, home boy just got his nickname from me now. Doug is officially Doogie. Stay tuned for more from the Adventures of Paris And Doogie.
Click after the jump for pics from the Paris-Doogie pit stop in Amsterdam.
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Tags: amsterdam netherlands, attendee, bitches, book launch, bumblebee, camera flashes, doug reinhardt, dougie, gallery image, getty images, images paris, launch party, lovefest, low profile, Mahiki, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, party in amsterdam, smooch
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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
If you do not want to read about the upcoming “Sex And The City” flick, I advise you to just click your little mouse booty onto a different entry because I do not want to be responsible for spoiling your excitement.
The storyline for Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) has been leaked online, bitches, and I am happy to share the little tidbits that I know.
Ok, so May 2010 the sequel will be released to a theater near you. So you wanna know about Samantha? Well, that beotch is going to be struggling…struggling to keep your lavish lifestyle intact.
A source told MSNBC, “The proposed story line for Samantha will be her having to downsize her big-spending life after some of her investments get wiped out. You will see her having to survive on a more modest budget but still staying true to her fabulous taste.”
It was recently reportred Samantha won’t be the only one to lose money.
There have been rumors that Big (Chris Noth) will not be a part of the sequel, however, if he does sign on for the flick (translation: he gets the money he wants for his role), then his scenes will be drama-filled.
A source said, “The sequel will include key scenes of Carrie and Big in London, possibly shooting this winter for six weeks. Big loses a lot of money and takes a job in London, living alone in a one-bedroom apartment. Big gets really low and ends up in bed with another woman. After she leaves him Carrie discovers she is pregnant.”
Sounds juicy!
Tags: bedroom apartment, beotch, bitches, booty, carrie, chris noth, excitement, fabulous taste, flick, investments, Kim Cattrall, lavish lifestyle, little mouse, MSNBC, samantha jones, sequel, sex and city, Sex and the City, six weeks, translation
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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Well, thank gawd we now know the truth! Shoot, I can now sleep better at night. Halle-freakin’-luja. Miley spoke with Glamour magazine to clear up a few rumors and to speak about her emotional Kid’s Choice Award moment. Read on, bitches.
ON THE PRESSURE TO BE THIN:
“One thing that bugs me is people who say, “Miley really needs to lose some weight” or “She got her boobs done”. I did start out really skinny, but you’re not going to have boobs when you’re 12 years old. I’m like, “What are you talking about – let me grow.”‘
ON HER BF JUSTIN GASTON:
“The best thing that’s happened to me in a long, long time has been meeting Justin. He’s the most respectful and selfless person I’ve ever known.”
ON WHERE SHE SEES HERSELF IN TEN YEARS:
“Hopefully (in 10 years) I’ll be settled: making movies, living in a house, maybe even married.”
ON CRYING LIKE A BIG BABY AFTER WINNING A KID’S CHOICE AWARD:
“I was a little embarrassed. But then again, I shouldn’t be. It meant something to me because it’s from the kids. The kids are more important than anything else in the world. So it made me happy. Honestly, I didn’t think I was going to win it. It just made my day that I did. It means a lot to me.”
That brought a tear to me eye. She’s.just.being. *sigh* Miley.
Tags: better at night, bf, bitches, bugs, choice award, Glamour magazine, Justin Gaston, long long time, miley, Miley Cyrus, one thing, selfless person, sleep, ta-tas, truth
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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Lucky, lucky, lucky ducky! Brooke Shields is no dummy! She knew she needed to have a backup plan…JUST IN CASE…her show Lipstick Jungle went off the air. And, now that she officially received the heave-ho, Brooke has some news of her own…she’s heading to Broadway, bitches!
Brooke is set to star in a one-off production opposite Nathan Lane and Jane Krakowski.
According to a source, Shields will be heading back to work with a part in a one-night-only revival of 1930s-inspired musical Pal Joey. The performance will take place on Monday, April 6th, at the Roundabout Theatre’s annual spring gala, called Take Me Back to Manhattan.
However, Brooke is not giving out any additional tidbits about her job.
She tells the New York Daily News, “I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but I can tell you I’m the only one in the show who gets to flirt. And, trust me, I flirt a lot!?”
Congrats to Brooke!
See peeps, it’s always good to have a PLAN B and in case Plan B doesn’t work, you better have a plan C!
Tags: backup plan, bitches, Broadway, brooke shields, case plan, dummy, jane krakowski, job, Lipstick Jungle, lucky luck, Manhattan, nathan lane, new york daily news, pal joey, plan b, revival, roundabout theatre, surprise
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Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
Oh just when you think “24″ hours couldn’t drag on any longer, you are freakin’ wrong, bitches! Queefer Sutherland announced today that he will be back for an EIGHTH season of his hit show “24″. And why wouldn’t he? This show is THE show that revived his career!
Queefer said, “If I was going to liken ‘24′ to a girlfriend, ‘24′ has been really good to me. And I need to be really good back. There are plays I want to do. There are so many different things I would like to do, but I was so fortunate to be part of something like ‘24′ that my focus is still on that right now.”
Keep rollin’ in that dough Mr. Queef!
Tags: bitches, drag on, eighth season, game, girlfriend, Kiefer Sutherland, many different things, queef, rollin, sutherland
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
Ok, so I mentioned a little swag contest yesterday and I failed to bring the heat. So, today, my friends, I’m going to bring it. It’s time, bitches…for the next Swag Snag giveaway. WOOT, WOOT! Today’s sponsor: handbag.com
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Keep track of all your fabulousness in this cute little book. It’s kind of like a black book…but it is pink.
If YOU want to win this fabulous beauty diary, all you need to do is comment right here in this entry and I will select FOUR winners by random. The winners will be announced on MONDAY! Good luck, bitches.
Thanks to Handbag.com for being so fierce!
Tags: beauty book, bitches, diary, entertainment guides, good luck, handbag, perfect size, pink beauty, pink book, shopping, snag, swag
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