Dear Hollywood: Just say NO to Blake UnLively!

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Dear Hollywood: Just say NO to Blake UnLively!

Filed under Celebrity News, Open Letter
February 3, 2012 at 1:13 pm

By Triston
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Dear Hollywood,

We preferred the other Lively, Robyn, more.

I have a request on behalf of me and EVERYONE…

Stop.Trying.To.Make.Blake Lively.HAPPEN!

Does anyone remember when they tried this PR push with Gretchen Mol?

Piper Perabo?

And where are those tricks at now?

That’s right? Your local Target, asking you if you have any coupons before they check you out.

Blake Lively, who sounds like she has marbles in her mouth anytime she speaks, somehow manages to get cast in roles despite having zero talent, box office clout, or distinctive looks. Sure her agent managed to pimp her out to Leonardo Dicaprio and raise her profile for a hot minute, but where does that leave her now? Is she destined for an Academy Award, an Emmy, a Golden Globe?

Hell to the no!

It’s really simple, network execs. Leave her on Gossip Girl at the CW, where nobody really watches but pre-teenage girls with no idea what quality is…

where she belongs!

That is all.

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This is How Blake Lively Gets Roles

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December 6, 2011 at 11:02 am

By Triston
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Is Blake Lively dating Ryan Reynolds purely for the sake of landing some big movie roles?

Of course, there have been rumors that these two have been sucking face for quite a while now, but I just refused to believe that Ryan Reynolds would leave ScarJo and then go hook up with this young crusty piece that is Blake Lively.

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Attention supermodels: Leonardo DiCaprio is single!

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October 4, 2011 at 5:32 pm

By Danity
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Well super models who haven’t had a chance to date Leonardo DiCaprio can now breathe a sigh of relief. Their time has now come. Start lining up, you skinny bitches…just don’t expect to be able to tame the playboy! Leo is back on the market. After five months of togetherness and unsure togetherness, reps have confirmed that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have broken up. Sad. And here I thought they were going to last. *eye roll*

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Blake Lively is NOT going to be like Lindsay Lohan.

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May 27, 2011 at 7:02 pm

By Danity
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These days Blake Lively IS the fox that rocks. The A-list hotties are lining up to date her (allegedly) and her acting career is on fiah. So will she be the next big thing to fall off the ledge right into the middle of partying, drugs, booze and sex?

Lively pretty much says hell no.

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