Posts Tagged ‘booty’
Friday, April 24th, 2009
But, this isn’t just ANY prison release. Jessica Simpson’s childhood friend Lane Garrison just got the word that he WILL be let back into the wild on April 29. And in celebration of his homecoming, Miss Simpson has arranged to pick his booty up.
Jess’s pal says, “Jessica wanted to pick Lane up herself, but she can’t. So she hired a limo for a few friends to be there once Lane walks out.”
Apparently Jess and Lane have been in contact since he started his sentence in October 2007. Isn’t that sweet. Though, it is pretty damn sad that for a DUI that resulted in the death of another person, he just gets a measly couple years. That’s the system for ya, bitches!
Tags: april 29, booty, celebration, childhood friend, DUI, friend lane, homecoming, jess, Jessica Simpson, lane garrison, miss simpson, prison release, ya
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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
You can count on the Bravo network to keep on adding fabulous fashion-savvy shows (i.e. “Project Runaway) to its lineup this season and coming up…brace yourself for yet another drama-filled show to take over Bravo.
For you Fred Segal fans you are in luck because you will now be able to check out the daily drama that occurs at the high-end outlet at the Santa Monica location ON TELEVISION. And you better believe there is drama out there in the fashion world, honeys…especially when dealing with ritzy bitches! Can you imagine? Ha! I love it.
Executive VP and general manager at Bravo (aka head bitch), Frances Berwick, says, “Bravo has established itself as the go-to network for the hottest, trendiest and most dramatic docu-series on television. Fred Segal is a legendary retail haven synonymous with high fashion and style, and the fashionistas who work, shop and gossip at the store promise to have arresting, entertaining, colorful personalities and lives.”
So the question is…IF this show takes off, will focusing on retail be the new trend in reality television? Hmmmm…deep thoughts, dahlings.
Tags: berwick, bitch, bitches, booty, bravo network, colorful personalities, daily drama, deep thoughts, fabulous fashion, fashion world, fashionistas, fred segal, gossip, high fashion, new trend, reality television, Santa Monica, vp
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Saturday, April 18th, 2009
Is there anything Beyonce can’t or won’t do? Now that she had her chance at the big screen, Beyonce is tapping into the children’s television market? Yep, welcome Beyonce to Wow! Wow! Wubbzy.
For those of you who aren’t familiar, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy is a pre-school animated comedy series and Beyonce will play Shine, the star of The Wubb Girlz band.
Beyonce says, “I’m so happy to be a part of ‘Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!’ because I’m finally able to impress my nephew. I can identify with Shine, having grown up in Destiny’s Child. The Wubb Girlz are all about unity (and) they sing cool harmonies.”
Beyonce’s appearance will be a week-long ordeal AND you can bet your booty Wubbzy is going to bank on Beyonce.
Tags: animated comedy series, appearance, Beyonce, booty, destiny s child, harmonies, nephew, ordeal, pre school, television market, unity, wow wow wubbzy, wubb
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Monday, April 13th, 2009
Kim Kardashian Hosts Grand Opening At Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino in Hollywood Saturday night
While Kim Kardashian has vehemently denied that she has gone under the knife (the booty is real for the 10304958568th time, bitches), Kim has said that someone in her family will undergo a procedure in an upcoming episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”. Oh, the suspense!
“I can’t tell you who, but someone in my family will look totally different and viewers will see it all on the show very soon.” Hmmmm, who will it be? Bruce?
In other Kardashian news, Kimmy, her mama and her sisters are planning on opening a Miami location of their LA clothing store Dash.
“We are excited and hope to find a good Collins Ave. location to open by June. We see Miami Beach as a hot market and will stock it with more beach attire than we do in L.A because of the tropical environment. We will then open a second store in L.A. So we have a busy summer ahead.”
Click after the jump for more pics of Kim at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino in Hollywood on Saturday.
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Tags: beach attire, booty, clothing store, gallery image, grand opening, hard rock hotel, hollywood gallery, hot market, Kim Kardashian, mama, Miami Beach, plastic surgery, saturday night, seminole hard rock, seminole hard rock hotel, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, seminole hard rock hotel and casino in hollywood, tropical environment, wire image
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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
If you do not want to read about the upcoming “Sex And The City” flick, I advise you to just click your little mouse booty onto a different entry because I do not want to be responsible for spoiling your excitement.
The storyline for Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) has been leaked online, bitches, and I am happy to share the little tidbits that I know.
Ok, so May 2010 the sequel will be released to a theater near you. So you wanna know about Samantha? Well, that beotch is going to be struggling…struggling to keep your lavish lifestyle intact.
A source told MSNBC, “The proposed story line for Samantha will be her having to downsize her big-spending life after some of her investments get wiped out. You will see her having to survive on a more modest budget but still staying true to her fabulous taste.”
It was recently reportred Samantha won’t be the only one to lose money.
There have been rumors that Big (Chris Noth) will not be a part of the sequel, however, if he does sign on for the flick (translation: he gets the money he wants for his role), then his scenes will be drama-filled.
A source said, “The sequel will include key scenes of Carrie and Big in London, possibly shooting this winter for six weeks. Big loses a lot of money and takes a job in London, living alone in a one-bedroom apartment. Big gets really low and ends up in bed with another woman. After she leaves him Carrie discovers she is pregnant.”
Sounds juicy!
Tags: bedroom apartment, beotch, bitches, booty, carrie, chris noth, excitement, fabulous taste, flick, investments, Kim Cattrall, lavish lifestyle, little mouse, MSNBC, samantha jones, sequel, sex and city, Sex and the City, six weeks, translation
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Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
Paris Hilton better get her booty out there and start drinking (or at least be seen with) Rich Prosecco on the daily, otherwise she could risk losing an endorsement. Ok, ok, it’s not like she needs anymore money or even cares for that matter, but it’s just a thought. If you’re gonna promote the shiznit, get out and do it like you mean it!
Rumor has it that sales of the Italian bubbly have dropped significantly and stores just can’t seem to move cans of the wine off the shelves. Yikes. Cans of wine? Ummmm, interesting concept. So, is Paris to blame or is it just this whacked-out economy?
Well, apparently the owner of the Austrian drinks isn’t blaming Paris. He thinks Paris is his golden girl. In fact, he has Paris in mind for future ads.
He said, “Paris is the perfect advert for our product, we have several new campaigns that are already being planned.”
Mmm hmmm. Well, best of luck on those cans of wine, my friend! (No offense to those of you who love to indulge in a “can” of bubbly.)
Tags: advert, best of luck, booty, campaigns, cans, drinks, economy, endorsement, golden girl, money, Paris Hilton, paris in mind, rich prosecco, shelves, shiznit, wine
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Monday, April 6th, 2009
Many girls (or even guys) would die to hear that Robert Pattinson needed someone to rub his booty for him….like a hardcore-hands-on-flesh booty massage.
During his first day of shooting “Twilight”, greasy-haired Robert admits that he pulled a muscle in his booty. Yeppers, peeps. His booty.
Apparently he was supposed to lift his co-star Kristen Stewart into the air during their first scenes together.
Robbie tells Cosmopolitan UK about his booty pain. “I got injured on the first shot of my first day on Twilight. I lifted Kristen and ripped my ass cheek. I had to get a bum massage for the cheek.”
Hmmmm, I bet either that lucky beotch scrubbed her hands very well from that greasy booty or never did wash her hands again.
Who knows. We’d like to interview that masseuse pronto.
Tags: ass cheek, booty, co star, Cosmopolitan UK, flesh, girls, kristen stewart, massage, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, yeppers
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Sunday, April 5th, 2009
All you praising Ben Affleck’s parenting skills better step back and rethink your saint-like thoughts. Ben Affleck has some issues.
Why do I say this, you ask? Well, sit your booty down and listen up. On a recent restaurant outing with his beloved Violet, Ben’s true colors were exposed. Ok, so Benny took his little Violet flower out for a Mexican meal, when Violet had an accident. She accidentally spilled BOTH of their meals on their laps, which resulted in Benny to swear…in German.
Now, while Ben may have thought that swearing in a foreign language would prompt Violet to be unaware of his use of foul words, the unbelievable happened.
Affleck explains, “All the food is coming, spilling towards me. And I go, ‘Shhhhh… and I turn it around and say ’sheisse’. Why I came up with that word, I don’t know, I have not even been to Germany, but I guess that’s a German swear word in my subconscious…I thought, ‘I’ve averted disaster.’ I look over at her and she says, ‘What’s sheisse? Why did you say sheisse?’ I said, ‘It’s just a bad word, and we don’t say that.’ As soon as I told her it was a bad word, I was like, ‘You idiot.’ So she just goes, sheisse, sheisse, sheisse, sheisse, over and over again. It turned into a total nightmare for me. My daughter’s swearing in German.”
Yeah, smooth move Benny.
Tags: bad word, Ben Affleck, booty, disaster, foreign language, foul words, german swear word, Germany, laps, nightmare, parenting skills, subconscious, true colors, violet flower
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