Courtney Love…ahhhhh, the queen of untranslatable myspace blogs and tweets. Some smarty pants obviously was able to pick apart Court’s nonsense and I’m assuming it took hours of late night smokin’ and tokin’, but it was a success. Now those rants are making their appearance in a Los Angeles court, ‘cuz Courtney is getting her butt sued!

According to a source, the lawsuit includes a fashion designer’s libel and breach of contract against the singer includes what she calls several “menacing and disturbing” statements posted on the Internet.

Austin, Texas-based Dawn Simorangkir (Sim-or-AHNG-ker), also known as Boudoir Queen, says Love never paid her for work done. She filed the lawsuit Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The suit cites remarks from Love’s Twitter and MySpace pages, and in the feedback section of Etsy.com. It said Love called Simorangkir a “nasty lying hosebag thief” and accused her of being a drug addict and a prostitute.

Shoot! This is going to be interesting!

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Britney has not only been served some fattening Frapps that may ruin her taut figure, but today came some very bad news for Brit Brit. She just got served LEGAL documents. Remember that scum-bag piggy face Sam Lufti? Yeah, well, he’s wanting some of Britney’s ching ching.

According to TMZ, Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents for libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract. Oh poor poor Sam.

According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynn “launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and drive him out of Britney’s life.”

Apparently, all the claims of libel and defamation spring from Lynne’s book, “Through the Storm.” Lutfi says since the publication of the book, he “has been subjected to unfathomable amounts of ridicule and public scorn.”

Lutfi also claims Britney broke a contract with him and owes him unpaid management fees. He claims he had an oral agreement with Spears to be her manager for four years, earning 15% commission.

Does this freak NOT have a brain that functions beyond dollar signs? Remember when Lynn said she thought he drugged her and her friend? Remember when he would hide Brit’s little dog and let her go on for hours searching for it? Remember when he removed all the batteries from her cars? Remember when he took away all her cell-phones? Yeah, he was a fabulous manager. NOT! Go back to your garbage can, Sam! I blame Sam for getting her hooked on these damn Frapps too. There…I said it!

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