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Jennifer Aniston And Nancy Dow Kiss And Makeup

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Who the eff is Nancy Dow, you ask? Well to be frank…it’s the woman who popped Jennifer Aniston out of her vadge forty years ago.

Well if you recall, after Jennifer Aniston’s mother Nancy Dow wrote a big fat book that included revelations about Jen, a decade-long estrangement ensued. It was NASTY! Jennifer was freakin’ PISSED about some of the things that her mother wrote. But good gawd, Jen should have pulled a Britney and sucked it up.

Anyhow, the feud is apparently over…according to Jen.

If ANYTHING good came out of the nasty and depressing divorce from Brad Pitt, it was the hurt and pain Jen went through that led her to reach out to her mother. Awwww.

Jen Jen tells the New York Post, “It’s good. It’s OK. Things are now fine between us. All of that is over, and we’re in touch with one another. Today Mom has moved from California and she’s living in Colorado, and we speak, and it’s all over.”

Well, thank gawd they made up otherwise this Mother’s Day would be miserable for both of those bitches!

Tags: Brad Pitt, Britney, divorce, estrangement, Jennifer Aniston, nancy dow, New York Post
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Ryan Seacrest Thinks Britney Is Knocked Up?

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Normally you would think Ryan Seacrest would be in-the-know when it comes to gossip. I mean, he’s GOT the inside connections. However, just recently Ryan revealed revealed that he had been told by a ‘reliable source’ some news that was sure to shock us all into Cheeto oblivion.

Ryan reportedly said that the Cheetostar was preparing for a new arrival. Yes…as in knocked up…sperminated…”with child”…expecting…

So, is there another doot doot on the way for Brit Brit? Nahhhhh. Says Britney’s spokesman Adam Leber, “She’s absolutely not pregnant. I have no idea where this ridiculous rumor came from. Ryan has communication with our camp and could have checked this before saying it.”

A good question would be WHY WOULD Ryan say something if he didn’t know for sure, especially when he could have even asked Brit Brit herself? That is a question many industry sources are said to be confused about.

“Ryan and Britney are friends. He wouldn’t have said something like that unless he knew the truth.”

Just one question…did Ryan NOT see the cotton-pony-on-the-loose video? If I am mistaken, cotton pony time=failed little swimmers.

Tags: Britney, doot doot, good question, gossip, industry sources, little swimmers, new arrival, oblivion, pony time, Ryan Seacrest, spokesman
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Susan Boyle, Not Just A Scottish Virgin

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Less than a week ago, Susan Boyle was just a regular woman with a dream. Bushy eyebrows and a dress my granny would sport, Susan Boyle on the outside looked a hot mess, but what came out of her mouth is and will be talked about for possibly years to come.

On Saturday’s season premiere of “Britain’s Got Talent,” a U.K. show in which ” American Idol’s” Simon Cowell is one of the judges, Boyle was, from the moment she stepped onstage, heckled and made fun of.

Amanda Holden, the program’s third judge, said, “When she came onto stage the audience immediately started booing and hissing her, based purely on her appearance. She looked a little odd [and] was a bit nervous and searching for her words.”

“We were laughing at her,” Piers Morgan said. “She was someone who seemed to be completely deluded.”

Even Simon Cowell was blown away.

But, after the performance, not only were there cheers and a standing ovation, but the judges were teary-eyed.

Yet Susan is remaining modest and proud as she hit up the Early Show this morning, describing her experience as “breathtaking, unbelievable, awesome.”

If you were not one of the 14 million who have seen the video that everyone is talking about, you can peep it here. Grab the Kleenex.

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Top that, Britney!

Tags: amanda holden, American Idol, audience, britain s got talent, Britney, bushy eyebrows, cheers, crowd, granny, Hot Mess, k show, Kleenex, peep, piers morgan, season premiere, Simon Cowell, standing ovation, susan boyle, video that everyone
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Is Kevin Fed Up Or Just Hungry?

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

There have been many rumors that the Cheetostar and OverFed have been hooking up on this whacked out “Circus” tour. There must be something about being paid $5,000 a week, babysitting the kids and watching Brit Brit talk about her pussy hanging out on stage or flipping the bird at her fans that gets OverFed all riled up and rarin’ to go. Strange, I know.

However, all these hookup rumors may be just hormones flaring up because didn’t Brit Brit serve up her vadge to that other dancer dude on her tour? Yeah, that’s probably what set OverFed off because apparently home boy wants OFF the tour.

The deal may be that Tater Tot and Small Fry would be on the tour if and only if OverFed was along for the ride, but rumor has it that OverFed is getting pissed.

An insider tells OK!, “He didn’t sign up to be the babysitter so she could party. The idea was to accommodate Britney’s alleged desire to continue seeing the boys on her regular schedule.”

After hearing about the Cheetostar’s March 20th hookup with her dancer, Chase Benz, in a club bathroom, OverFed has had enough!

“He wants out of this arrangement and he’ll go back into court to get it changed if he has to. They had a huge argument, with Kevin yelling at Britney that he’s done and taking the boys home.” Ohhhh, snap!

So is OverFed just upset, jealous or hungry?

Tags: babysitter, benz, Britney, chase, circus tour, dancer, desire, flipping the bird, hookup, hormones, insider, pussy, riled, small fry
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Britney And Her Agent Getting Frisky?

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

So yeah…I heard the juicy rumor that Brit Brit and her agent Jason Trawick are romancin’ and sneaking Cheeto smooches. Yeah, supposedly they are knockin’ boots. Now I am not sure if I totally believe this one, but this rumor could definitely be true, especially with Papa Jamie running the show. If Papa Jamie wants Brit to date her agent Jason Trawick, he’ll make it happen. Plain.and.simple.

An insider said, “Britney and Jason have been an item for quite a few months now. They are trying to keep it quiet in Hollywood because it’s not a good reputation for an agent to have. Jamie really really likes Jason. He has done everything he can to get them together. Jamie controls exactly who is around Britney and has allowed Jason one hundred per cent access to Britney at all times, whenever he wants he can see her. Within their circle Jason and Britney are quite open and kiss and cuddle in front of people they trust.”

Oh, that Papa Jamie. If he wants the Frito-Lay truck to stop delivering monthly supplies of Cheetos, he’ll make it happen. If he wants Britney to stop bathing in Cheeto dust, he’ll make it happen.

If he wants Britney’s new Candies ads airbrushed to oblivion…as you can see…he made that happen.

Tags: airbrushed, Britney, candies, cuddle, good reputation, Hollywood, insider, Jamie Spears, Jason Trawick, kiss, oblivion
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Cameron Diaz Must Be On Her Way To Get Loved Up

Monday, March 30th, 2009

J-Tizzle’s ex Cameron Diaz landed in Britian last night looking happier than Britney with a Cheeto bag in hand. (Ok, I know that is NOT humorous, especially since we know our beloved Brit Brit is suffering from severe Cheetos withdrawals.) Anyorangestainedfingers, Cameron was smiling ear-to-ear as she touched down at Heathrow sans her man Paul Sculfor.

Perhaps she may be on the way to see her British boy? From the looks of that smile, we are assuming so.

Tags: appearance, boyfriend paul, Britney, Cameron Diaz, Essex, heathrow, Hollywood, hollywood actress, Paul Sculfor, tizzle, withdrawals
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Further Proof Brit Is Suffering From Cheetos Withdrawal

Monday, March 30th, 2009

There are not even any crumbs…no morsels of Cheetos dust in the home of Brit Brit “Cheetostar” Spears. And it breaks my heart. It seems that Britney is crying out for help for just that ounce of Cheeto dust to roll around in, to soak her fingers in for that permanent coating of dust. Further proof has been posted online today in the form of a voicemail said to be one Britney left.

A source close to the conservatorship says that really is Brit’s voice, “It’s the real deal. This is what convinced Jamie to go back to court to have the restraining orders reinstated against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib.”

On the tape, Brit Brit says she wants Cheetos and she wants them badly. If only she could have an unlimited supply shipped to her home every month? Is that possible? Not if you’re under the control of Papa Jamie!

“Hi my name’s Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I’m calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of the eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, that you know, he’ll take my children away. I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process and that you guys are taking care of everything, that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That’s it, bye.”