No news is usually good news when it comes to our favorite Crackie Winehouse. And today…well…I do have news.

While she may be in the Caribbean to escape her problems back home in the UK, St. Lucia can’t entirely save Wino from disaster. After Amy’s papa Mitch left St. Lucia after a father-daughter visit (aka check up to make sure home girl is minding her p’s and q’s), Wino celebrated with some booze…and a lot of it…so much so that the crazy beotch fell down and went boom boom.

Despite collapsing AND being admitted to a hospital, Wino’s spokesperson downplayed the collapse by calling it a case of dehydration.

“Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.” Mmmm hmmm. We ALMOST believe that!

Other peeps on the island saw quite the opposite…locals spotted the bee-hive-less singer stumbling out of Marjorie’s Beach Bar.

We hope Wino gets her shiznit figured out pronto!