Could Minnie Driver be using her baby’s mystery papa as a publicity stunt? I know, what a horribly horrendous thing to do, right? I don’t even know if Papa Joe Simpson or even Madonna, the “Queen of Media Manipulation” would stoop to that level…okay, maybe MADONNA would…girlfriend has no shame. And well…maybe Papa Joe would too, for all we know. He is kind of a slimy sneaky fox like that. But, would you expect that from innocent Minnie Driver? Well, you’d be surprised. The quiet, innocent ones are USUALLY the ones to look out for.

It is obvious Minnie’s career as an actress died like TEN years ago…and her singing career is like Shaquille O’Neils rapping career…it pretty much never happened. So, out of desperation to get some decent movie roles, do you think Minnie would go out on a limb here and order up a pity party? Heck, are we even sure there IS a baby in that belly? Or perhaps, she’s trying to play up the missing-baby-papa in order to hopefully gain more attention and earn more money off baby’s first photo shoot? There are so many possible scenarios here…

That sneaky Minnie. I always knew something was fishy about her. It really IS all about the money, isn’t it?!