Our lovely former crack addict Wino Crackhouse is back on holiday in St. Lucia…which is a good thing. However, when Wino heard the news that her whacked out husband Blake Fielder-Civil is going to be a father and it’s NOT her baby, she is a tad distraught!

At first Wino thought he got his 17-year-old girlfriend Francesca Moralee knocked up. “I’m not sad you know, I’m excited. I knew Blake and his new girlfriend Francesca would be able to have a normal life.”

But then when she found out that it is really a chick named Gilleen Morris who Blaaaaakkkke hooked up with while he was in rehab, her “sadness” turned into anger.

According to the News of the World, Wino cried, “That better be a mistake or I’ll beat his head in. Oh great, he’s had it with some… I don’t wanna know, don’t tell me anymore.”

So, what does Wino plan on doing? She wants her own damn kids, y’all!

In fact, she is seriously considering adopting a child from St. Lucia. Her spokesman says, “Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project.”

Ummm…whaaaatt???!!!! That’s all we need right now are little bee-hived Crackie kids running around.

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