What would a Britney show be without SOME sort of entertainment other than Brit Brit’s dance moves and horrible lip-syncing ability? Hello Cheetostars of America, we’ve got some Brit Brit news to satisfy your craving for crunchiness. If you mix lip-syncing, a scantily-clad Cheetostar, a few bags of Cheetos and alcohol together…you get pure insanity.
According to TMZ.com, a drunken fan rushed the stage at Britney Spears‘ concert at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Connecticut. Kyle King, 20, allegedly charged the stage during Britney’s encore performance of “Womanizer”.
Apparently, both security and Brit Brit’s backup dancers were able to stop the Cheeto addict before he could hump Brit Brit’s leg. Home boy was reportedly arrested for breach of peace and released this morning on a $250 bond.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Eat more Cheetos, drink less booze.
Britney is so damn classy. And with that being said, I couldn’t resist to post this video of Britney yelling out, “Is My Pussy Hanging Out?” Ummmm yeah. Class freakin’ act.
It was the comeback tour we’ve all had our eyes on…the Cheetostar of America took to the stage last night in New Orleans after a five year absence from the tour circuit. Things went better than expected. The regular ole’ Brit Brit was back as a matter of fact and received rave reviews from hardcore fans.
“Britney’s my girl. I knew she’d be great,” said Chris Peterson, 28, who drove to New Orleans from Pensacola, Florida, for the concert. “I’ve been a fan since I was 14.”
As expected, Brit’s over the top ensembles kept all eyes on her…the lethargic dance moves are long gone and the lip-synching is back on track! HOLLA! Brit Brit smiled throughout the show, however seemed to be non-communicative only speaking when leaving the stage. For some it seemed as if she really didn’t want to be there…perhaps she would have much rather had her head dipped in a bag of Cheetos rather than hiding underneath a Cheetah hat.
At any rate, home girl is fit, well-medicated and a dancing machine. Worth $500? That remains to be seen.
Our beloved Cheetostar is freaking out to the maximum over her upcoming tour, prompting her to throw Cheeto-tastic tantrums and locking herself in her room or bathroom. Ahhh, the nut-so Brit has not completely left us. I wouldn’t be surprised if underneath that scraggly wig is a bald head.
Sources say that the Cheetostar has been throwing tantrums and locking herself in her room or bathroom amid “terrible attacks of nerves”.
One source said: “Britney is in danger of not going on tour as she has been having paralyzing panic attacks. Every time there is a crisis, Britney screams and cries and locks herself in her room. She has been telling her doctor she feels under pressure and ill when she thinks about touring. She is worried about being on the road without her kids, and fears that her performance will be branded a flop.”
Those are definitely valid concerns and I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again…home girl is not ready to give up the Cheetos. She still has some issues to deal with! What do you think? Is this tour a little bit too soon for Brit Brit?
Britney bitches! Britney gave everyone a big fat roll-around-in-Cheeto-dust tantrum and said, I ain’t gonna go make those big bucks and entertain y’all with my lip-syncing and half-ass dance moves unless you let my Tater Toy and Small Fry join me for some chicken wings and grits on the daily. So, do someden about it or I will go back to my crazy self. Word.
Now that Britney threw the big tantrum, baby got her way…but isn’t official…yet. In what appeared to be a “clearing-of-the-air”, an official Britney blogger signed on to the official site to post about the “set” for the Circus…but more importantly, the status on JJ and SPF. After a long-winded description of the set, Brit’s rep ends with this:
“Britney is so excited to kick off her tour. She has been enjoying every moment of rehearsals and is looking forward to performing in front of a live audience again. Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour. The Circus kicks off in New Orleans on March 3rd.”
I’m sure it will be only a chicken fried minute before we hear that Brit Brit got her way. Ain’t nobody makin’ money if the Cheeto-star ain’t makin’ money y’all! HOLLA!
Click here to read about the set Brit plans on entertaining you with.
Brit Brit is adamant about getting better, sans Cheetos. And we say big kudos to her! The lithium must be working wonders. Woot, woot!!! In addition to being on the path to sanity, Brit is packing her bags and taking Papa Jamie to the “Field Of Dreams”. Or more like…Papa Jamie is taking Brit Brit to the “Field Of Dreams”. Rumor has it that the “Womanizer” songstress has a new crib, y’all, which is referred to as the “Field of Dreams”. Let’s hope it’s not filled with ghosts that force her to eat Cheetos and lock herself in bathrooms. (We kid) We want pleasant dreams…not wet dreams, my friends!
Now while Brit moves on with her life, it seems Brit’s ex OverK-Fed is getting large and in charge of his life by plumping up and landing himself a woman, Victoria Prince. And, let me tell ya, peeps…it is getting serious…so serious that Papa Fed has even introduced Tater Tot and Small Fry to her. How do we know that? Shar Jackson and her mouth piece of course!
Shar dished to HollyScoop about Ms. Prince. “I met her (Prince) once and she was really cool. But that’s as far as I want to get involved in that. But the kids have spent a little time with her and thought she was pretty cool. So that’s all that matters, as long as they think she’s cool.”
It will be interesting…to say the least…how this will all pan out. Vicky P. could possibly be a step-mother to many, many rug rats.
Click after the jump for some photos of Brit’s rumored new $8.9 million crib. Enjoy, y’all! (more…)
She may getting rid of the house that made her crazy (‘cuz we blame it on the house now, if you didn’t know), but Brit Brit has gained a new crib (one of which a location has not been disclosed) AND some fabulous new abs that take us back to “pre-crazy” Cheeto-star.
After making a return to the top of the music charts with her hit “Womanizer” (which we still can’t get out of our head, thank you very much), Brit has traded in her jelly belly for a nice taut sculpted torso that she is more than happy to show off on her official website. It has been many long days of rehearsal for Brit as she prepares for her upcoming “Circus” tour, which kicks off in her home state of Louisiana on March 3. Lookin’ mighty good…but as rumors swirl that she MAY not be ready for the unstable life on the road, papa K-Fed may in fact join Britney for a few tour dates in order for her to have some time with her boys. Bling blinger Papa Jamie will make sure of that, don’t fear!
Step right up…come one, come all! I invite you to the big event…the Wicky Wicky Wildddddd Wino Experience.
Is Amy Winehouse preparing for the big time under the big top? She may be on vacation, but surprisingly, the beach may not be Wino’s favorite spot. Ironically…since Amy brought her “circus” to St. Lucia, Amy has been taking trapeze lessons at the hotel she is staying at…quite fitting, really.
Now while Amy may seem as if she is minding her own business…truly focusing on her trapeze skills…guests of the hotel where Amy is staying have had enough of this woman and her wild antics. And they want her gone. Ship her off to the circus, peeps! Is Barnum and Bailey’s hiring?
You thought throwing water on a guest was interesting? Rumor has it that Wino and her lover Josh Bowman broke a bed AND a lamp in a hotel room, due to a pillow fight gone wild. After numerous calls to hotel staff, security finally arrived only to find Wino in the buff, grinding up on Josh’s wee-wee. EEK!!!
However, the party with Josh may have come to an end. And apparently Wino is rumored to have told hotel guests, “Josh has gone home. He was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I still love my Blake. While he’s locked away, I’m still gonna have a good time. He can’t do anything about it.” (The pillow fight/lap dancin’ must have been the farewell extravaganza Wino-style.)
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