There’s a recession currently and perhaps Jessica Alba is predicting there will be another one in 2030? According to her interview with CNN, the actress (and I use that term loosely) has some advice for Beyonce and Jay-Z, parents of the world’s latest celebrity spawn. She says the superstar couple should put the money in an account for Blue Ivy that she can spend however she wants when she turns 18.

“We put the money that the picture made into a bank account for Honor to do whatever she wants to do with. It’s her picture, it’s her birth, and we didn’t want it to be like a weird thing when we were walking out of the house for the first time.”

The price on Blue’s head is said to be considerable and the first photographer that snaps her will probably be able to retire. Hopefully Beyonce will ensure that the first photo of Blue Ivy is worthy of a Vogue cover. If the baby doesn’t have any hair yet, I suggest that Beyonce slap a lacefront on her head. Surely Beyonce has a spare weave lying around her manse? And everyone please make a silent prayer that this daughter looks exactly like her and nothing like the father. Picture it…

I know I did…

and it was not pretty!