Wino is back in St. Lucia, donning her curly mop, her denim jean shorts and her crack-is-whack attitude. I love it. Now that her curls are flippy-floppy and her mind is less corrupted, what better way to enjoy her stay than to entertain herself with a horse ride?

Surely Wino has no horse wear taste, however, the skimpy blue denims had to make do. What truly intrigued me most about Wino’s horse riding experience are the fabulous mounts and dismounts. C’mon, how can you not see that Wino was made to ride! Check out Wino’s skills below.

THE MOUNT

And…..

THE DISMOUNT

TA-DA!!!! Perhaps we see a future Olympian right before our eyes? Or better yet, maybe Wino will cross over to country too? She’d have the perfect lyrics for a country song with her life experiences. In fact, I have the perfect song title for her first country single debut. Are ya ready?

“Pizza For My Horses”.

Or maybe, just maybe… Toby Keith and Wino could duet…”Beer and Pizza For My Horses”. Ummm, how freakin’ brilliant would that be?!!!

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