“I’m very passionate about cleanliness and housework. I love to vacuum.”
David Beckham, Claims He Is A Domestic God
Ummmm, can this man be anymore perfect? Good grief.
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Friday, July 31st, 2009David Beckham Secret Talent
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Well, it is obvious David Beckham is a man of many talents. Good grief, look at the man in his undies. He can pull off those tighty whiteys like nobody’s business. I mean that in a fashionable way, you sickos!
But what I find entertaining is his interview with People this week. The baller talks about what his kiddies thought when they saw their daddy on a billboard in his drawers. And he reveals his secret talent. Check out what he says below.
ON WHAT HIS SONS SAY ABOUT HIS UNDERWEAR ADS:
When they first saw them, they were like “Daddy, why are you in your underwear so everyone can see? They don’t mind. If they were older they’d be embarrassed, maybe.
ABOUT HAVING MORE KIDS:
We’d love to have more children. ‘Five would be a nice number to have. A little girl would be nice at some point but if we have two more boys, as long as they’re healthy, that’s the most important thing.
ON HIS SECRET TALENT:
I was very into art so maybe I would have become an artist of some kind. My children are always asking me to draw different things for them. The kids love Tigger and they also like me to draw Baloo out of The Jungle Book.
Ummm hello. What CAN’T David Beckham do?
Image Via Armani
New David Beckham Armani Ad
Thursday, June 11th, 2009
Ummm, hello there David Beckham. Today at London’s Selfridges, Armani Exchange unveiled their brand spankin’ new advertisement featuring the handsome David Beckham.
Let’s just say a big fat mob of fans showed up to watch the unveiling of Beckham wrapped up in thick rope.
These tighty whities will be available for sale this coming fall. Until then, enjoy this lovely masterpiece.
Being A Skinny Bitch Ain’t Easy
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
When David Beckham revealed his packaged bump for Emporio Armani, women AND men went bananas. Then when Posh dropped her robe for Emprorio alongside her husband, peeps went ummmm…what?! Now we finally get to hear what exactly went through Posh’s head when she joined her hubby on the ad set for Emporio.
Posh tells Hello magazine, “When David and I got to the first shoot we were both standing in our bathrobes, looking at each other and saying, ‘Okay, who’s going to drop their dressing gown first?’ It can be a little intimidating standing half-naked in a studio full of strangers, so it’s good to have the support of each other, reassuring and encouraging one another. David is always incredibly supportive of everything I do.”
Apparently the Emporio ads whipped Posh right into shape…like she needed to.
She says, “I never used to go to the gym before working with Armani – but if you’re going to be photographed in your bra and knickers you want to look as good as you can. I started running four to five miles every day, and focused on eating healthily. I really like having something to work towards, so I actually enjoyed the whole process. David was working out a lot as well, so we motivated each other. It was fun. I still work out every day. I drop the kids at school, and from the school I go to the gym and do the miles on the treadmill.
“After that I start work, and there’s enough time to work before doing the school pick-up. It all works out really well. I have worked hard, and if you are going to agree to be photographed in underwear you have to put the hours in, so when you turn up on the day and take off your robe you feel confident that you can do the job. As a 35-year-old mother of three, I’m looking okay.”
Mmmhmm.
Lily Allen And Perez Hilton’s Twitter Fight
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
It resulted in a Twitter-rific war of words as Perez Hilton moved in on his next enemy…Lily Allen. (For those of you who didn’t know, Perez’s first Twitter victim was Demi Moore’s daughter, Rumer Willis.) Here’s how the Twitter show down between Perez and Lily Allen went down last night:
It all started when Perez Hilton posted photos of Lily dancing on his website he compared her on-stage moves to an “awkward cow”.
Lily responded to Hilton with, “I’m sorry, we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?”
Hilton hit back hours later by saying, “Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a fucked up Brit, I’d rather be Amy Winehouse – whose (sic) got talent.”
Minutes later Perez threw another jab at Allen’s decision to sell her album at a reduced rate, “Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It’s REALLY HARD to sell copies when you discount it to $3.99. Desperate!”
But Lily wasn’t having that….”It’s also number one everywhere else in the world, douchebag. Go away you little parasite… God, you’re like so obsessed with me it’s embarrassing.”
Perez then responded, “Thanks for advertising on my website. I’ll take your money (or the label’s) anytime!”
But Lily quickly responded, “I know you will, and that’s what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave me alone, stop following me, I’m working.”
When another Twitter user asked Lily why Hilton was “ganging” up on her, Lily wrote,
“Gang would imply he actually has friends, oh wait, actually he has katy perry who loves him for who he is, and not for the press.” Ohhhhhh snap! HAHA!
Eventually Lily got sick of Perez’s comments and announced to the Twitter world that she was having no more of Hilton’s cheap shots. “He’s blocked, just had to get to a computer.”
Ding, dang, dong! I’m pretty sure Lily just gave Perez a perma-granny-panty wedgie with those slams, y’all! The problem is that Perez probably liked it.
Diddy Isn’t A Fan Of Washington.
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
It’s all about the Benjamins, baby. Last night at the New York Knicks game, Diddy seemed a little dumbfounded to discover a ONE dollar bill in his big wad of ching. Wow, we can’t believe it either. How did THAT get there, anyhow? Pfffft. Diddy did seem to get over the mystery of the magical one dollar bill as he instantly became mesmorized in a David Beckham sort of way…
Click after the jump to see Diddy’s paralyzed stare and the plethora of celebs who made it to the game…including homeless guy Joaquin Phoenix’s long lost relative, a newlywed, a bigwig and a comedian.
Both Beckhams In Their Bedroom Attire.
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Now that we’ve seen both Vicky B. and the mouth-watering hotness that is David Beckham in individual ads sporting their scundies…why not do a joint ad? Hey, you KNEW it was coming.
So here it is. Giorgio Armani loves these two. And quite frankly, I do too.
Now that they made their presence known in England, the USA., the Beckhams can now thank Italy as they unveiled a giant billboard in central Milan today. Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. So, bitches, be prepared if you are driving along and bam, there’s David Beckham’s package right before your eyes. Stay focused. Keep your eyes on the road and control your breathing. In fact, it might be wise to keep a paper bag in your glove compartment at all times.
Some of you out there are rolling your eyes…I know you are…stop it, my loves…whether you love them or hate them, the Beckhams look fab. Admit it. People talk about them. Therefore, they are perfect icons for any advertising campaign.
Giorgio Armani Gets Posh In Her Panties.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
Remember those insecurities Posh said she had about being scantily clad? Posh has previously turned down offers of lingerie photo shoots after moaning she looks “really awful naked”. Well, apparently girl has gotten over herself as she follows in the footsteps of her hubby by stripping down to her skivvies for Giorgio Armani’s Spring/Summer campaign. Now, I’m not quite sure this ad will melt as many hearts as David’s did…but on a positive note…
It’s good to see that the camera added at least 20 pounds to her bod.
