Step off, bitches!!!

Ok, so not exactly in THOSE words, but you KNOW that is what Miss-I-Can-Date-A-20-Year-Old-Underwear-Model-If-My-Mullet-Loving-Daddy-Says-So is thinking about now. You guys should ALL know that Miley loves everyone, everything and even the baby boy who kicked her booty to the curb.

So she had a few innocent make-out sessions with Nicky Poo Jonas and he dumped her teeny bopper butt…but just because they couldn’t be lovers, friends and eventually married old foagies doesn’t mean smiley Miley is one bitter beotch. In fact, Miley felt it important to announce her love to all haters…

“I was hanging out with the Jonas Brothers at the Inaugural Concert. That was really good. And we are friends… I love the JoBros. I love Nicky. I do love him. I love Kevin. I love Joe. I love Frankie. I love all the boys.”

And remember those immature little videos of her and her friend Mandy ripping on Selena Gomez and Demi Levato…they didn’t mean squat…at least according to Miley.

“So everyone thinking there’s a big feud between me… and Selena and Demi. Actually, I’m going to have meatloaf with Demi tonight. I’m riding my bike to Demi’s house. So I’m going to be partying with Demi ’cause we’re friends and I love her and she always is there for me. She is one of my bestest friends. And so we have moved on and it’s good for everyone else too… so everyone needs to back off the feud, ’cause we’re over. I’ve always been one to be honest.”

Mmmhmmm…’cuz we ALMOST believe that…kind of like we “almost” believe that ring on your finger symbolizes your virginity. Ha!