Ok, so you all know how much I loathe the acronym L.O.L. It’s annoying as heck and totally reminds me of the 1990’s. While the 90’s were cool for music, the idiotic digital acronyms really get to me. And now to further remind me how much I despise L.O.L., Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore are said to be in talks to create a remake of a movie called L.O.L: Laughing Out Loud. Yeah I said it…a movie.
We are going to start an official Today’s STFU (shut the eff up) posting just because it needs to be done. Today’s culprit? Demi Moore. While her hottie hubby Ashton Kutcher was presenting at the Golden Globes, Demi Moore decided to stay home. And just what reasoning did she have for laying low last night? She apparently was having a bad hair day.
After the Photoshop team from W got a hold of Demi’s photo, it sure appears that we are looking at a 20-year-old Moore. But what I can say is there is a crust of the REAL Demi underneath all that makeup and digital enhancements. Hold on one hot minute…where is her left hip? Demi Moore and Photoshop controversy? Who’d have thought…
Actress Demi Moore is 47.
Comedian Jonathan Winters is 84.
Jazz singer-pianist Mose Allison is 82.
Country singer Narvel Felts is 71.
Guitarist Vince Martell of Vanilla Fudge is 64.
Singer-keyboardist Paul Cowsill of The Cowsills is 57.
Singer Marshall Crenshaw is 56.
Singer-guitarist Andy Partridge of XTC is 56.
Singer Dave Alvin is 54.
Synthesizer player Ian Craig Marsh (Human League, Heaven 17) is 53.
Actor Stanley Tucci is 49.
Actress Calista Flockhart (“Brothers and Sisters,”"Ally McBeal”) is 45.
Actor Philip McKeon (“Alice”) is 45.
Drummer Scott Mercado of Candlebox is 45.
TV personality Carson Kressley (“Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”) is 40.
Actor David DeLuise (“Wizards of Waverly Place”) is 38.
Actor Leonardo DiCaprio is 35.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher may have been cougar and cub for quite some time now, but one often wonders if those three kiddos of hers with Bruce would be enough for Ashton to handle in the kid department. I mean, wouldn’t he want a baby cougar cub of his very own?
Does Demi Moore mohawk? Ashton Kutcher is one crazy kid, Twitter addict and all. First he posted a picture of his wife’s booty on Twitter for all of cyberspace to see and yep, he’s at it again. This time he’s given his wife Demi Moore a mohawk via Photoshop, of course. We’re highly doubting that Demi would go for the real shaved ‘do younger celebs like Rihanna and Cassie are sporting.
Check out the lovebirds’ cute (or nauseating) little conversation via Twitter. Ashton tweets, “Wifey just got a new haircut. What do you guys think? I love it.”
Demi responds, “I have the buzzer ready baby!”
Ashton tweets back, “I’m just playing baby, but I think you’d look great with that cut.”
You thought Demi Moore was perfect? Well, you thought wrong, dahlings. You usually see a flawless version of Demi on the red carpet, but THIS is what Demi REALLY looks like, bitches!
On Demi’s Twitter page, she posted this hick pic of herself and tweets that she is “Keeping it real!” and “Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humilty!!! Or at least be able to laugh at myself!”
But no need to fret, she was sitting in the dentist’s chair getting her tooth replaced.
Ooo, we’ve got some juicy news for you, bitches!
Last night, Hollywood was buzzing over a possible hitching to shock the world. Rumors have been swirling that Bruce Willis is planning to wed his 32-year-old British-born girlfriend lingerie model Emma Heming THIS weekend.
Reports suggest they are planning an intimate wedding in the Turks and Caicos islands where Bruce has a vacation home. The couple are said to have booked rooms and private villas with sea views at a hotel near his house.
Ooooo, so I wonder if Demi Moore the Matron Of Honor and Ashton Kutcher the Best Man? Wouldn’t that be sweet?
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