Holy smoly. What did I tell you bitches? I told you yesterday that I wouldn’t be surprised if another Michael Lohan tape was released today. And yep, this douche has got a vault the size of a freakin’ shopaholic’s shoe collection. Ok, so today it is unveiled that Lindsay is a cutter. Surprising? Eh, not so much. Read more after the jump.
Papa Lohan just won’t quit! In an effort to make Lindsay and her mother look like damn fools and himself as the father-of-the-year, Michael Lohan has released yet another personal tape that showcases a taped telephone conversation between his douchey self and Dina. Instead, he makes himself look like a bigger douche than he already is. Click after the jump to see what Dina has to say and Lindsay’s reaction to her dad’s douchery.
LiLo is looking one hot mess lately with her bony bod. Holy crapola, that nasty split with SamRon has left LiLo thin, depressed, unemployed and hiking her pants up to her tatas.
Despite having spent some time in Hawaii and Paris with her sister to unwind and relax, Lindsay still looks a hot mess, if you ask me.
But, the good news is, LiLo finally has a job. And no one could be happier than her mother and manager Dina Lohan. “It’s a wonderful cast and it’s shooting on the East Coast, which we are so excited about.” And, you can’t forget that she’ll be making some ching for your pocket too, Darling Dina!
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Ok, bitches. We all need to leave Ali Lohan alone, K? Mama Dina is having a freakin’ tizzy fit because she is sick and tired of peeps accusing Ali of partying instead of attending school.
Even though Ali has been seen with big sister LiLo every waking moment since her split with SamRon, just how can Ali get in her reading, writing, and ‘rithmatic time?
Listen to what Mama Dina tells the New York Daily News. “She (Ali) is home-schooled. I’m a firm believer in staying in school but, in the business, it’s gotten difficult for Ali to be in school.”
Is anyone else just waiting ever so patiently for a statement from Papa Michael Lohan? C’mon…you KNOW that’s coming.
With all these daily rumors of the quickly blooming lesbian romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, my head is spinning. Earlier this week Lindsay shot down reports that she wanted to start a family with her new lesbian gal pal. Now just yesterday, Lindsay added fuel to the fire by wearing a sparkling heart-shaped ring on THE finger. Yeah, like she didn’t know that she wasn’t going to get attention for that sneaky little move. Ha! Celebs know that if you wear a ring on THAT finger, rumors are inevitable. Lindsay, Danity has you figured out!
So sorry to say this my lesbian lovin’ peeps, but Lindsay Lohan will stay Lindsay Lohan…for now.
You know what? My guess is these bitches are LOVING the attention…every little morsel of it. They probably sit around in their love shack thinking up little ways to keep the media and us other cyber geeks talking and foaming at the mouth for MORE to talk about.
Heck, they probably invite Michael AND Dina Lohan over for uncrusted PB and J snacks and include them in on the They probably all sit around in their long johns, planning out what their next media scandal should be. Oh my gawd…it just came to me. This is probably all one big HOAX…because in the end all that really matters is money, right?!!!
Lindsay hasn’t even “officially” come out of the closet yet. Maybe this is the buildup to a multi-million dollar interview and exclusive photo shoot revealing what we already know…that Lindsay is in fact gay.
and vents his frustration to OK! magazine because lawd knows when times get tough for Michael, he cries on the shoulder of the media…This crapola is getting hardcore.
“When I first spoke out, I clearly stated that everything I said and my concerns were generated by my ex-wife, Dina… After a recent phone call from Lindsay while she was traveling on one of Samantha’s DJ gigs, I became very concerned. It was then that we all agreed to have a mother/daughter/father sit-down when Lindsay got to NY.
Everything was arranged and agreed (I have dozens of texts and recordings with Dina to prove it). But when the time came on Sunday, Dina chose to go into NYC and have dinner with Sam, Sam’s mother and Lindsay, rather than address real issues and make things better for Lindsay.
A day later, Dina told me that Sam was writing a book, that Sam was a negative influence on Lindsay and that Sam needs to be out of Lindsay’s life….then she asked me how to do it!!
Matters became worse when Dina said Lindsay was in REAL danger and she needed to save her and get Lindsay into ‘a place!’ These are ALL Dina’s words. Tell me, what father wouldn’t be concerned and even pissed at Sam after hearing this!!???
To even imagine that Dina would then go on vacation is even more sickening! Should we actually believe a women who says whe doesn’t party with Lindsay, get drunk or care about fame? She has been on video and photographed dozens of times with Lindsay, drunk in public, thrown out of events, had public fights with Lindsay and then does a reality show which was so far from the truth, it’s disgusting!
Dina cares? PLEASE!!!! Lindsay was once stalked by a guy [name deleted] who Dina trusted and I said from the get go that I didn’t only for Dina to look the other way when I had to get a task force to track him down.
Dina took a percentage of Lindsay’s money when I NEVER took a red cent! All the while, I only speak out when something is wrong or needs to be made right!
Dina is a money-loving, fame-seeking, self-serving deceiver, who comes from roots of the same.
Meanwhile they say I seek fame! Ha! I am out there doing charity work, going on mission trips, working with the United Nations and trying to help my daughter while spending sleepless nights with a father dying of cancer. Did Dina call my dad, or have the kids visit or send a card to a man who never hurt a fly? NO! Dina raised all this alarm and caused this whole thing!
While guilt may bring a response by some, others like Dina pass the buck and don’t accept any responsibility at all.
All I want is for Lindsay to be healthy and in a good relationship! I want her to use the gifts she has in the best ways and to help others! I said it from the very beginning: Show me who you walk with and I will tell you who you are! People may deceive us, but our eyes and facts don’t! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!”
Wowsers. This guy is a freakin’ nut job. Lovin’ it! Dina? Dina, you are up next!
Michael Lohan is the douchiest douche of all douches. The King of Douches. When he speaks, I listen. It would be extremely difficult for me to say that I wouldn’t ever want to hear from Michael Lohan again because I know I would be lying to myself. He’s like Papa Joe, only douchier.
Well, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan would be stepping on Lindsay’s coat-tails once again. Flap flap flapping his trappy trap trap. This time he’s speaking out about Lilo’s gal pal Samantha Ronson. You KNOW this is going to get ugly. Don’t mess with the lesbians!
Michael told a source, “I’ve shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at my wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
Michael went on to say how upset he is that Samantha drags Lindsay around to all her night club gigs with her.
“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse. Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife Dina knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
Well, if Dina Beana didn’t know before, she sure knows now! Michael keeps douching up his relationship with Lindsay. Does he really want Lindsay to hate him or does he just not know when to keep his thoughts to himself?
I’m thinking the latter. Michael Lohan…a douche with spunk…gotta love him.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took their love to the next level, openly canoodling in public.
According to a source, Lohan and Ronson celebrated their “outness” with an evening out in New York City. They met Lindsay’s mom Dina and brother at a Sephora Shindig and Samantha spent the evening spinning tunes.
Stage mom and manager Dina Lohan attended the party, as well as Lindsay’s younger brother Michael.
It was one big gay family event!
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