Today is the official I-am-really-not-a-douche-day. Did you not know that? Ha, well, Jon Gosselin surely thinks so, but unfortunately a douche is still a douche no matter how clean you think you may come. After a very public divorce battle and drama drawn out enough to be three years worth of soap opera coverage, Jon Gosselin is trying to slow down the divorce process from newly hair-styled Kate Gosselin. Yep.
Peter Andre and Katie Price have both been granted a decree nisi today in court. What is a decree nisi, you ask? Well, it is the first stage of two to finalize a divorce in the UK. Confusing I know, but it’s the way things are done across the pond. Now, even though Katie nor Peter attended the court’s proceedings today, they both should be pretty damn happy to hear this news. Just six weeks from now and the divorce will be official and they can both move on to another…errrr…yeah.
Johnny Knoxville divorce? Yep, the wild man is officially single. On July 24th, the divorce between Johnny Knoxville and his wife Melanie was finalized. And let me tell you, home boy is NOT getting off easy.
In fact, the Jackass star is ordered to pay his ex wife $6,000 a MONTH in child support. But, that is not all bitches. According to InTouch Weekly, Melanie will also receive half of his residual payments from the Jackass franchise and 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard movie. Cha-ching!
Johnny and Melanie have been married since 1995 and have a 13-year-old daughter named Madison. The couple filed for divorce in 2007.
Well, certainly at the Nashville Convention Center on June 14th, LeAnn Rimes looked content with life, but she can escape the divorce rumors. So, will Leann Rimes divorce?
Fan Miranda Montgomery was at the CMA Music Festival and said, “She looked really pretty, and she was smiling a lot.” Yes, but was she smiling because she was 20 miles away from her husband Dean Sheremet? An intelligent publicity move would have been to have her and Dean attend the event together. But, according to an insider close to the couple, LeAnn, has already told Deano that she is ready to file for divorce.
In addition to that claim, the source is saying that Leann is leaving him in the hopes of being with Eddie Cibrian. An insider says, “He is completely distraught and heartbroken.”
So what is the deal with these two? Will Leann divorce Dean or is this just another little rumor started to try to eventually make these two divorce?
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For months Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel have been dodging divorce rumors and now, it looks as if the split is becoming a reality.
“After nearly five years of marriage Billy Joel & Katie Lee Joel have decided to separate. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. Billy & Katie remain caring friends with admiration and respect for each other,” a joint statement reads.
Mmmhmmm. Well, we wish these two the best of luck. This was the THIRD marriage for Billy Joel and apparently it wasn’t a charm. Oh well. Moving on, bitches…
No, not that she has a horrendous floppy hair cut that needs a Wayne’s World Suck Cut. But rather…a little looksy into her heart…and yes, she does have one. Read on, bitches.
While Jon and Kate Gosselin have been in the news lately for a marriage break down and alleged affairs (him with a 23-year-old fame ho and her with her saggy-balled bodyguard), more and more juice has been leaking out of the douche bag. With a few days of denial coming from both Jon AND Kate, today comes a big fat shocker…or not.
Wait for it…apparently there really has been trouble in the Gosselin marriage. WHHAT?!!! Yep, Kate confirmed that shiznit!
“I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing. I’ve been struggling with the question of ‘Who is this person?’ for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It’s one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there’s blaring, red flashing lights.”
And while Kate once referred to Jon as “my balance, my strength and my stability” she now may find herself struggling to put together pieces that have already shattered into crumbs.
“You can’t imagine yourself in a certain position when all this first happens, but you can do it over some months. It’s a lot like when I was first pregnant with the babies, and it was pure shock and denial. But over time I imagined six cribs in my house, and six car seats. When your mind is ready to go there, you can accept any number of scenarios.”
So is there ANY chance for these two to mend a marriage hanging by a thread? Possibly. Kate vaguely says, “I will never give up hope that every member of our family can be absolutely happy again.”
Once Kate gets a haircut and Jon gets laid, I think everyone would be much happier.
Yesterday it was announced that Peter Andre and Katie Price were going for the big “D”. Well, today we find out exactly WHY…other than the regular ole’ “irreconcilable differences” celebrities tend to cite.
Apparently what threw Peter over the edge were a few pictures that turned up on the Internet that show Katie (aka Jordan) looking one hot mess at the Syndicate club in Bristol on Friday. With vodka in one hand and a mystery man in the other, Katie flaunted her tatas for all to see…a pure and simple ho-bag move on her part.
Last night after Peter ended their 3-year marriage, it is said that Katie had fled the country due to extreme devastation. But, Peter has a bit of devastation all his own.
Peter says, “She’s out of control. I’m not jealous of anybody until Katie is drunk. There’s nobody I feel threatened by when she’s sober. But if she’s drinking I know she’s capable of anything. The devil gets inside her and she’s a nightmare. I trust her when she’s sober but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking.”
Just hours after Peter announced their divorce plans publicly Katie cried, “Pete is the love of my life — and my life. We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me — as I married him for life.” True, but does that give her the right to act like a ho-bag in public? Ehhh, I’m thinking not.
After Katie left their mansion last night, she issued a statement saying, “This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands. I will not comment further or do any interviews regarding the separation. But I will always love my Pete.”
We totally called this split months ago…and IF this divorce goes through, you can bet on a nasty custody battle AND a $30 million dollar bank roll to divide up! Yikes!
Click after the jump for more pics of the night that sealed Katie Price’s fate.
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Who the eff is Nancy Dow, you ask? Well to be frank…it’s the woman who popped Jennifer Aniston out of her vadge forty years ago.
Well if you recall, after Jennifer Aniston’s mother Nancy Dow wrote a big fat book that included revelations about Jen, a decade-long estrangement ensued. It was NASTY! Jennifer was freakin’ PISSED about some of the things that her mother wrote. But good gawd, Jen should have pulled a Britney and sucked it up.
Anyhow, the feud is apparently over…according to Jen.
If ANYTHING good came out of the nasty and depressing divorce from Brad Pitt, it was the hurt and pain Jen went through that led her to reach out to her mother. Awwww.
Jen Jen tells the New York Post, “It’s good. It’s OK. Things are now fine between us. All of that is over, and we’re in touch with one another. Today Mom has moved from California and she’s living in Colorado, and we speak, and it’s all over.”
Well, thank gawd they made up otherwise this Mother’s Day would be miserable for both of those bitches!
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