Posts Tagged ‘dreams’

Calling All Turkey Basters!

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

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She may be smiling on the outside, but on the inside, Jennifer Aniston was wishing that a turkey baster would help produce her some offspring. Jennifer Aniston has been working her acting magic on the set of The Baster in New York yesterday, but sources have said Jen has been as quiet as a mouse.

A spy said, “In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finish blow-drying her hair. Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch. She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”

Perhaps Jen was hoping that this very movie could make her dreams of becoming a mother come true? Hide all basters on set! Do not be surprised if Jen becomes pregnant after shooting this flick. Put on those baby bump watch goggles now, bitches!

Click after the jump for more pics of Jen on set.
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Freida Pinto, The Next Bond Girl?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

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Jennifer Aniston’s dreams of being a Bond Girl may be crushed…just like her plans of getting sperminated by John Mayer were recently slammed into the ground. Kaput. Diminished. Ahhhh. Poor, poor Jen. However, good news for Freida Pinto! She is a very likely candidate for the next Bond flick.

Insiders say that the Slumdog Millionaire star has been asked to test for a role in the as-yet untitled film after originally trying out for last year’s Quantum Of Solace.

Freida came to the attention of the Bond team when they were casting Quantum Of Solace. She was too young at the time to play a love interest for a secret agent. But she is ready now. She has blossomed into an incredibly stunning young woman and would look perfect on Daniel Craig’s arm. Danny Boyle [Slumdog’s Oscar winning director] is favorite to take the helm of the next movie, which would increase Freida’s chances of a starring role.”

So what do you think, dahlings?

Source: Handbag.com

RIP

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

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It is a sad sad day for the circus world today. Bozo the Clown’s creator has died. Alan W. Livingston, the man who gave birth to Bozo the Clown died on Friday of age-related causes in his Beverly Hills home, confirmed his stepdaughter, Jennifer Lerner. Awwww.

Mr. Livingston was also the man who signed the Beatles during his reign as president of Capitol Records. Bozo + Beatles=Brilliant

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was 91 years of age. However, Bozo will continue to haunt little children in their dreams live in the hearts of many for years to come.

RIP.

Jade Goody’s Wedding Day Captured In Photos

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

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Jade Goody
has lived most of her adult life through the lens of a camera and now we, the public, get to see the intimate pictures that captured one of the best days of Jade’s life. Her wedding. In a ceremony that included close friends and family, Jade was beaming as she walked down the aisle to meet her husband and her boys. Now I was happy to hear the news to know that Jade got her dream wedding, but to see these photos are just heartwarming. Excuse me as I grab a tissue. Ok.

And while finding the perfect dress and the perfect hairstyle to go with the gown is many brides’ worries, Jade had none.

“I’m not embarrassed of my head so no, I’m not wearing a wig.”

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Jade is not sure when her final day will be (as we all don’t), however, she wants us to know that she’s fulfilled her dreams.

“No one should worry about me, though. I’m in terrible pain, but I am determined to make sure that the time I have left is fun with my mates and family.”

Jade also added that she wanted to be remembered for being a “mouthy bird… The one who irritated and entertained people in equal measure.”

“But I also want to be remembered as the girl who put up a fight and would never let herself get beaten down. I was given a death sentence, but I didn’t let it kill me. I fought it, got married, got christened. I’m happy. I’ve achieved more in 27 years than some achieve in their lifetime. I could bitch about dying young, but at the end of the day, I can look back on my life and be proud of what I have done.”

Awwwww. I heart Jade.

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Below are the official vows Jade and Jack Tweed said to each other:

JADE’S VOW:

“You are so handsome to me. You are my life, my light, my hope and my joy.  I will treasure you, I will cherish you, I will be utterly devoted to you.  Through the laughter and the tears, through the darkness and the light, I will be your eternal love, your constant companion, your closest friend.  Pledging to you, my deepest commitment.  And this is my solemn vow.”

JACK’S VOW:

“No-one has touched my life like you.  No-one can compare with you.  No-one else has made my heart leap and my soul dance, nor set my mind alight with joy.  In your presence I have found my rest, my home and my self.  In your arms, I have known such peace.  Today I give myself to you.  I am yours, and ever shall it be.”

Awwwwww.

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Overfed K-Fed Has Dreams

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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Kevin Federline
is still the same ole’ “G”, just a few pounds heavier…ok, quite a few pounds heavier, but the homeboy has dreams…dreams of fried chicken wings, salty fries, chocolate milkshakes, burgers with extra cheese, mozzarella sticks AND designing a children’s clothing line.

And apparently Overfed has done a bit of research, “It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans.” Sounds reasonable. And surely I can imagine an Overfed clothing line sitting on a Clearance rack in Walmart. Can’t you?

So while K-Fed continues to look for inspiration for his clothing line, he continues to stuff his mouth with food, adding a few more jelly rolls to his belly and enjoying nights out at strip clubs, bars and the like… spending his child support Britney’s money like its going outta style.

Image Source: Matrix Photos

Freida Pinto, From Rags To Riches

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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From Wrigley’s commercials in the slums of India to the cover of Vogue magazine? Freida Pinto IS the classic rags to riches story. With an Oscar winning movie already under her belt, get used to the name, the face and expect to see more of the gorgeous Freida Pinto.

Freida tells Vogue, “Honestly, I remember harboring dreams of being an actor since I was five years old. For someone like me with no godfather in the film industry, it was easier to break into modeling. I did use modeling as a means to get into the film world. I enjoyed modeling. It taught me a lot in terms of being confident and definitely helped me prepare for what was to come next.”

And if Vogue wasn’t enough, Freida also graces the cover of the March issue of Maxim.

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My advice to her rumored boyfriend Dev Patel (co-star on Slumdog Millionaire) is to not get too close to Freida…before you know it, she’ll be all up on George Clooney’s jock strap!


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