Love me tender, bitches! Just when you think auctions couldn’t get any creepier, a big wad of Elvis Presley’s hair is up on the auction block this October 19th in Chicago.
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Elvis’ Hair For Sale!
Thursday, October 8th, 2009Wanna Sing With The King?
Saturday, December 20th, 2008Has your dream been to sing with Elvis, but realized because he’s passed it ain’t gonna happen? Well, dream no more, bitches. Sony BMG Music Entertainment is making your dream come true…well, this is as good as it’s gonna get peeps.
Check out http://www.singwiththeking.com and be prepared to whip out a few lines of “Blue Christmas”, as a part of a duet with Elvis. All you need is a phone, the ability to enter in numbers and your angelic voice. If you think you are a supa-star you can even send out the finished duet to family and friends in the form of a greeting card. Sawwwwweet.
I’ve been prepping my voice all day for this with a few hot lemon tea toddies and practicing the scales in my shower. My cat has been in hiding most of the day…so if that gives you any indication of how fabulous I am on the mic. Ummm, yeah. I’m hoping to record my big debut with Elvis soon.
Will you?
Kanye West Wants To Be King.
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008Kanye West attended the American Music Awards looking chilled out to the maximum, prompting me to assume a couple Xanax may have been popped. Kanye did end up winning his first American Music Award for favorite rap/hip-hop album category for his CD “Graduation AND best hip/hop artist. So, Big Kudos to ‘Ye. And hey, he didn’t complain about winning either…too much. Instead, his first acceptance speech included the following magical words:
“I’d like to thank everybody who accepted me trying to break new boundaries in music.”
“It’s our responsibility as musicians to keep pushing each other, to keep competing with each other. It’s a really great competition,” he told the audience. “I see artists like Beyonce and Alicia Keys and Rihanna and Chris Brown and Chris Martin all in the same room and we’re going to push this music to the point where it was like in the 1960s and ’70s where you talk about Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles. We will be the new Beatles. We will be the new Hendrix. They say in any other industry, you know, you’re supposed to do better than the past … but when you say, ‘I want to be Elvis,’ they say, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Well, I wanna be Elvis.”
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Twins Are IN!
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008There must be something in that water over in Hollywood. Whatever it is, keep me far far away. The men over there seem to have somehow attained SUPER SPERM. Twins, twins, EVERYWHERE and they seem to be the new trend in Hollywood. Now don’t get me wrong…twins are cute, but only when they AREN’T yours.
First Brangelina. Then JLo. Then Rebecca Romijn Lettuce’s announcement…now Elvis’s (RIP) daughter Lisa Marie Presley? Wowsers. I knew she was preggers and there were rumors of twins, but it is OFFICIAL!
Congratulations…I guess? I suppose twins bring double the fun AND double the ching on first celebrity baby photos, right? These tabloid mags are gonna be broke pretty soon if these celebs keep poppin’ out multiples! Maybe THAT is what these celebs are TRYING to do. Ooooooo Scandalous.
























