Eva Longoria usually always looks put together quite fabulously. For the SAG awards last night, Eva wore a peachy colored gown and a 40’s-style inspired hair ‘do. Are you digging Eva’s ensemble?
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Yay Or Nay: Eva Longoria
Monday, January 26th, 2009The Golden Globes, Live-Blogging Extravaganza
Sunday, January 11th, 2009
I’m gonna tackle this big responsibility of live-blogging the Golden Globes. Join me as I engage in this high class affair. I will give you a minute by minute spectacular blogging experience that I hope will give you a clear picture of the Golden Globes from my television. Let’s do this. We gotta, ‘cuz here comes J.Lo. She’s about to throw the smack down. Remember, I am in CENTRAL time, my friends.
7:01pm J.Lo and her booty wiggle across the stage to open the big event…WITH what is this I see? NO wedding ring? Damn girlfriend this is NOT the night to forget that bling. Hmmm…but most importantly who will win the very first award of the night? J.Lo announces the big nominees for Best Supporting Actress.
7:05pm Without further ado, a tearful Kate Winslet is THE weener. While walking up to the stage, Winslet stops to grab a Kleenex to accept her award. Out comes the big long list of thank-yous…including her fellow nominees, her kiddies, her agents, her umbrella holder, her maid, her dog-poo poo bagger, etc.
7:07pm Oh, here comes the big bad grizzly bear…oh wait, it’s 58-hour-sex-master Sting…comes out to announce Best Original Song nominees and to name the winner. Who will it be? Hopefully not Miley. That dumb beotch has got a problem with sticking out her tongue and throwing the peace sign out at cameras. You know it’s gonna be Brucey for that wrestler flick.
I frickin’ told ya so, bitches. Bruce Springsteen, “The Wrestler” song. A big wet smooch to his wife and up to the stage he rolls to grab his gold statue. To create a song about a professional wrestler…wow, that’s mad talent. Bruce is an inspiration.
7:13pm Here comes Eva Longoria and Simon Baker to announce the next Best Supporting Actor in TV Series. Oh, and if you didn’t know…Rumer Willis gets some honor of being the stage bitch. I was wondering why she was there. Good for her!
7:15pm Tom Wilkinson wins? Yeah, that was a geriatric award. You know Neil Patrick Harris should have won. And fellow nominee Alec Baldwin is looking slightly annoyed as he chews on what looks to be a sunflower seed. Now that Tom Wilkinson won, does this mean he’ll retire? Perhaps. Or not.
7:20pm Eva and Simon presenting another award? How the hell do they rate? Must be special tonight. The winner is Laura Dern for “Recount” as Female Best Supporting Actor In A Series, Miniseries or Made-for-Television Movie. This is her 2nd ever Golden Globe. What a woman! Her black dress and floofy curls are kind of…well..interesting. Love those flower earrings though. How festive.
7:23pm Commercial. Gosh I’m thirsty. Can someone bring me a diet coke? I’m typing and can’t get up. Ok, fine. Apparently my cat hasn’t learned that trick yet. I’ll be right back.
7:27pm Oh, here comes Don Cheadle. The Coen Brothers aren’t a fan of Don and he is bitter. And he sure lets us know. WHEW! AND he thinks Brad Pitt is dumb. Yikes. Donny introduces Best Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical nominee “Burn After Reading” produced by the Coen Brothers.
7:29pm Eva Mendes looks fab in a white gown and wowsers look at that sea-green necklace the size of Brazil! Apparently her job for the evening was to look pretty and introduce this guy named Jorge.
7:30pm Jorge Gama-ra-ma-ma? Who are you? Brad Pitt, THIS is a REAL guido-stache. Nice and THICK!
7:31pm Zac Efronand Hayden Panettiere, probably the youngest attendees there are giving away the award for Gabriel Burn in Treatment. And he isn’t there. Boooooo.
7:32pm Captain Kirk and Spock come out…not the real ones, but the actors who play them in the upcoming Star Trek. Best Actress-TV Series award is up next. Anna Paquin for “True Blood”. WOW! This is huge for Anna. This means big possibilities for this beotch. She’s damn excited and definitely looks like she could look good as a barmaid. Apparently the GG award pickers thought so.
7:39pm Ricky Gervais…Ricky is pissed because he isn’t nominated and because well, he is surrounded by stars better with him. I think he’s had too many drinks, especially since he brought one up on stage with him. His eyes do look kind of glossed over. Who does he think he is? Some stand-up comedian? Bottoms up, my friend! His whole point of being there..to announce the 2nd nominee for Best Motion Picture, Comedy…”Happy Go Lucky.”
7:41pm OMG teeny boppers around the world have just peed their pants. The JoBros have graced the stage. Shoot, I think I just peed my pants too. Best Animated Feature is the award they are giving out. Congratulations to the sad little robot named WALL-E. The weener.
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Golden Globe Arrivals: Danity Donnaly Style.
Sunday, January 11th, 2009
Actress Angela Kinsey plums up the red carpet.
They are slowing trickling in…the celebrity attendees of the 66th Annual Golden Globes. Although, you must remember there were NO Golden Globes last year…no official ceremony for drooling over fashionable frocks or dissing on hideous hair dos. Remember that lame little winner’s list that was submitted via wire? So, so, sad. Now that the carpet has been rolled out and the bulbs are flashing, let’s hope these bitches step up their fashion game this year to make up for last year’s lonely red carpet.
Of course, Brooke Burke is early. She cancelled out on her Lee Press-On nail appointment.
And Eva in firecrotch red.
Yay Or Nay: Eva Longoria
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009
Eva Longoria rang in the New Year at her Los Angeles restaurant “Beso”, aka “kiss’ in Spanish. The star hosted the bash in a black fringed dress, black heels and a plethora of jewelry. The sleek hair and minimal makeup complimented a simple look. Kind of boring, if you ask me for a hosting gig…but what do you think?
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Gwen Stefani Had A Baby?
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
Now are we really 100% sure Gwen Stefani had a baby? Granted she did have a huge bump under her shirt for well over 10 months but perhaps she really was just “fat” like Eva Longoria?
Good grief, Gwenny has been in hiding for quite some time since this supposed birth happened, but I haven’t seen any pictures of this rug rat named Zuma. This is really making me believe that this kid isn’t even in existence. I mean, would Gwen REALLY name her kid Zuma Nesta Lipton Tea Bag Rockstar? Seriously.
Gwen and her little prince Kingston were spotted out in support of daddy Gavin and watched enthusiastically as the hottie performed on stage at a bash in aid of Roots And Shoots. As you can see, NO LUNESTA present. Things that make you go hmmm….
Gwen is looking mighty fantasticular for JUST having a baby.
Pre-”Desperate” Eva Longoria
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
The Pre-Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria was well…oddly enough…pretty damn desperate!
As we all sit on the edge of our seats nibbling our nails for the new season of Desperate Housewives to premiere, we have been bombarded with rumors and news that really makes us wonder if it is just pure hype.
Conveniently enough racy photos have magically appeared of Eva Longoria on the internet.
According to a source, The “Desperate” star posed for a racy underwear campaign seven years ago when she was a struggling actress eager for her big Hollywood break.
The recently unearthed pictures show the 31-year-old in a series of barely there ensembles and at one point she is sprawled seductively across an animal print chair wearing underwear and PVC boots.
Oh how scandalous! I guess my thought is at least she IS wearing underwear AND selling underwear here and not some Carl*cough* Jr’s hamburger.
Eva The Bag Lady.
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Eva Longoria is usually one of the better dressed females in Hollywood. However, lately she’s been slackin’. Either girlfriend is seriously depressed and is finding a friend in cookies, cake, ice cream, and cupcakes or she’s preggers. I am guessing the latter.
Eva was ordered by her TV bosses to put on some pounds for her role as character Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives, who will be shown as a frumpy mother-of-two in the forthcoming series.
But, that doesn’t mean she needs to play the part in real life too, does it?
Nope. I’m suspecting there IS a baby on board.
Eva Longoria Searches For Her Style.
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Nope, not in the barber shop either. Hmmm…
Eva Longoria left her somewhat fashionable style back in the church she got married in last July. Since her marriage to Tony Parker, Eva has been lost fashionably. She needs to go BACK to that church and pick that style back up and put it in her pocket, PRONTO!
Having a stylin’ pal like Victoria Beckham doesn’t help either. Rather than trying to “copy” Victoria’s style, Eva “borrows” a couple of Victoria’s ideas and adds her own twist of fashion to create one big fashion nightmare.
Eva, PLEASE! We are begging you! Go back to the church!!! Get that style back and start dressing like you did before, ‘cuz right now you are looking HIDEOUS!
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