Ever wonder what Britney’s leg tastes like? Chicken…because doesn’t everything taste like chicken? Well one fan almost got the chance to dig his chompers into Brit’s leg.

Rumor has it that Britney Spears almost (and we say almost because it doesn’t quite look like he made the big chomp) got bit in the leg by a fan in Brazil during her Femme Fatale show. Yeah, can you freakin’ believe it?

You knew sooner or later that the lapdance segment of at least one of Brit’s tour dates was going to ge?t real awkward, but I actually expected it to happen much sooner that this.

So what did Britney do when one of her fans got a little bit too carried away
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