Holy crapola. Are you all ready to feel the wrath of Ashlee Simpson? Ever since those mom jeans photos of Jessica Simpson surfaced of her arm chub hanging out and her ta-tas sagging, Ashlee Simpson is on a freakin’ rampage. Mrs. Wentz took to her blog to address her feelings about her ballooning sista and she wants y’all to stop flapping your trap.
“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. “Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy,” Ashlee says: “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure. All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard. I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure? Now can we focus on the things that really matter.”
Ashlee, Ashlee, Ashlee…wait.one.hot.minute. Think a little bit about what you just said and put yourself in Tony’s shoes. How on gawd’s green earth do you think Tony feels? Do you KNOW where Tony is at? Have YOU seen Tony lately?
Tony is trapped inside Jessica’s body and he can’t get out! I was wondering where he’s been hiding lately. Jessica ate the poor sap! All he wants is to be free again. Ashlee, he just wants to be FREE!
