Posts Tagged ‘freakin’
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
Over-Fed may be forced to put down the bags of chips and the greasy chicken wings. It’s time to unpack those pounds and get paid for it! Since last year, K-Fed transformed into Over-Fed when he packed on more than FORTY freakin’ pounds of chub and bub. Hubba, Hubba!
According to one of Over-Fed’s pals, Nutrisystem has offered him a big fat deal to shed that jiggly with the NutriSystem Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.”
However, Over-Fed’s rep denies that Over-Fed is going to work for NutriSystem. Why work when you’ve got the Cheetostar dishing out FIVE G weekly to your bank roll? And besides…with the jiggly and the wiggly, there is more for Vicky P to love, roll on and cook steaks on…right???? Sizzzzle!!!!!
Tags: bub, chicken wings, chips, freakin, greasy chicken, jiggly, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, money, Nutrisystem, vicky
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Monday, April 20th, 2009
What the freakin’ deuce?! Slumdog Millionaire’s little homegirl Rubina Ali’s papa was arrested LAST NIGHT over claims that he has tried to sell his little girl! Talk about trying to bank on his daughter’s success…the non-Papa-Lohan way!
Cops spent several hours questioning Rafiq Qureshi and video recordings of the meeting when the deal was brokered will soon be released. And apparently Rubina’s mother knew just TWO weeks ago that her daughter was for sale and was offered as a trade to a rich Dubai sheik! WTF??!!!
Kubina’s mother says, “My elder daughter had informed me…I did not believe he would actually go through with it.”
Police official Prakash Salunke, said, “Khursida was very upset by the media reports and she came to lodge a complaint. We are registering her grievance and then we’ll investigate and decide what further steps should be taken in the matter. When we questioned Rubina she said she does not want to go anywhere and wants to live with her father. Similarly, Rafiq Qureshi also said he has no intentions of selling her.”
So, is someone making shiznit up then?
Christian Colson, the producer of Slumdog Millionaire, said, “Our friends and colleagues in Mumbai are trying to speak with Mr. Qureshi to get to the bottom of what happened.”
However, it has been said that ever since “Slumdog” swept the Oscars, the sheikh has been phoning Rafiq asking to purchase Rubina since his wife could not have children of their own. So, why not adopt a child???
However, Rubina’s papa said he denied the offer from the sheik, “I politely said Rubina is happy with me and wanted to leave. After this they made an offer of money in English which I did not understand. Then they requested me to leave her there overnight and take her in the morning. I refused and took Rubina away with me.”
Damn, I feel so bad for this little girl. Bunch of freaks out there!
Tags: christian colson, day laborer, elder daughter, freakin, girl talk, gold jewelry, grievance, homegirl, hotel meeting, millionaire, Oscars, police official, qureshi, s papa, sheik, star hotel, video recordings, whi, yunis
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Friday, April 17th, 2009
Roll out the blue carpet and fly in the birds, Ashton Kutcher has officially defeated CNN in the Twitter follower standoff. Halle-freakin’-luja. Can I get a “tweet, tweet?!!!”
Shortly after 11PM Pacific time last night, Ashton, Demi, Punky Brewster and Diddy (via phone) celebrated when Ashton crossed the one million mark.
Ashton conducted a live “rally” on Ustream.TV shortly just before reaching the big fat million. “Where’s the champagne, where’s the champagne. We’ve gotta pop the cork on this folks.” Even though CNN lost by less than 1,200 followers, CNN showed good sportsmanship quickly congratulating Ashton on being the first twitter account to reach one million.
And as promised, Ashton made out a big fat check for $100,000 to the Malaria No More Fund.
Check out the video Ashton and his pals made while on the way to the one million mark.
Free TV : Ustream
Congrats Ashton for officially being crowned the King of Twitter!
Tags: Ashton Kutcher, birds, blue carpet, champagne, Diddy, follower, followers, freakin, good sportsmanship, malaria, mark ashton, one million, pacific time, punky brewster, rally, standoff, tweet tweet
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Sunday, March 29th, 2009
Jenny Freakin’ McCarthy is burning up the April cover of Shape Magazine. Ummmm, wowsers! Homegirl has changed her diet, changed her life and landed herself a fabulous man. So, how did she regain her confidence and reshape her body? Jenny reveals that three years ago she switched to a gluten- and dairy-free diet, and now only foods such as egg whites, fish, fresh fruit and veggies. Check out some of the highlights of the interview with Shape magazine below.
ON HER WEIGHT WATCHERS WEIGHT LOSS:
I thought I might be 170 when I left the hospital, but no, I was 200! [Weight Watchers] taught me portion control and to be conscious of what I put into my mouth.
ON REGAINING HER SEX KITTEN STATUS:
In 2002, when my son, Evan, was born, I dialed back that whole sex-kitten thing. And then when I went public about his autism, I gained credibility as a passionate mom.
ON TEACHING BOYFRIEND JIM CARREY HOW TO PLAY POKER:
He’s got the worst poker face. He jumps up and down when he has a good hand.
ON TEACHING JIM YOGA:
I’ve seen him eyeing my toned arms. I give it six months before I find him twisted into a pretzel!
Now, that’s how it is done, bitches! Jenny is on FIAH!
Tags: autism, credibility, dairy free diet, egg whites, fabulous man, freakin, fresh fruit, gluten, gluten free, homegirl, how to play poker, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Poker Face, portion control, pretzel, sex kitten, shape magazine, son evan, toned arms, weight watchers
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Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
So perhaps he needs to get his booty outta the kitchen? Now I had semi-positive feelings about David Cook until he went on this freakin’ rant yesterday acting as if his shiz don’t stink and hollering up in cyberspace as if he’s some A-list celebrity. He has a very special message for his FIVE fans. So, listen up bitches!
Your idol speaks…”The efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. We do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.”
“I hope this doesn’t come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up.”
Ummm no it doesn’t necessarily come off harsh. It comes off as arrogant. David, this is the life of a musician. If you can’t take the heat, get your booty outta the kitchen!
I’m predicting David Cook now has TWO fans left. Way to go!
Tags: booty, bud, celebrity, David Cook, freakin, hotel rooms, life of a musician, preventative measures, relationship, shiz, special message, stink
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
In case you didn’t know, Dr. Drew Pinsky is the freakin’ shiznit. I heart him. Dr. Drew taught me a lot about the birds and the bees that I had no idea even existed. Loveline rocked my life.
And now on Celebrity Rehab (one of my favorite shows, by the way), and Sober House, Dr. Drew helps some wicky wild celebrities get their lives on track to sobriety. It’s amazing. And, in his years of studying celebrities, you can about imagine he’s seen a lot of wiggity whackness.
And so, you’d expect a book or books would be in the works. Dr. Drew and S. Mark Young co-wrote a book called “The Mirror Effect”, out in stores now.
The book advises answering the 40 questions below in a single sitting, without asking for help or clarification. It notes, “There’s no such thing as a good or bad result on this test. Scoring high on the narcissism inventory, or high on any of the component categories, doesn’t mean you have a disorder, or that you’re a good or bad person.”
So, now Dr. Drew is on a book promotional tour to get you to buy this book full of fabulous words of wisdom. It even includes a quiz that you can take to see if you are narcissistic.
Narcissism is closely linked to self-centeredness.
Needless to say, I have NOT yet taken the quiz because clearly it would be a waste of time. I know the results. I’m not even going to go there. Ding. Dong. Dang.
So, what about you? Are you narcissistic?
Take the quiz here.
Image Source: Wire Image
Tags: birds and the bees, celebrities, celebrity, clarification, component categories, dr drew pinsky, fabulous words, favorite shows, freakin, mirror effect, personality disorder, quiz, s mark young, self centeredness, sobriety, waste of time, wire image, words of wisdom, young co
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Monday, March 16th, 2009
Brooke Hogan is back, y’all! And instead of her hip hoppy pop style she was aiming for last time…this time she’s bringing on the skank! This weekend, Brooke participated in the Ocho Calle Latin festival in Miami and brought along her shortest shorts and her stripper pole. Class.Freakin.Act. LOVES IT!
Although her vocals weren’t the highlight of the performance, many found one part of Brooke’s appearance quite entertaining…the fact that daddy Hogan cheered on his baby girl as she whirled around and showed off her vadge to the audience. Ummm…creepy.
At any rate, no matter what career route Brooke chooses, her daddy has her back!
Check out some of Brooke’s fabulous moves and poses after the jump!
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Tags: appearance, audience, baby girl, Brooke Hogan, career route, freakin, gallery image, highlight, Hulk Hogan, last time, latin festival, skank, stripper pole, wire image
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