Well DUH…already knew that. But, it IS official.

Halle Berry has earned the cover of Esquire magazine, naming her the Sexiest Woman Alive. Now of course that is a matter of opinion. But for a 42-year-old woman who just had a baby seven months ago, the beotch deserves it.

Anyhotness, Sexy Halle opened up to Esquire about all things “sexy”. Indulge in some of the highlights of Halle’s quite lengthy acceptance speech below:

On Winning The Sexiest Woman Title

Well, I don’t know exactly what it means, but being forty-two and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it. There are billions of women on the planet, but let’s just say for shits and giggles that I am the sexiest woman alive.

Halle’s Definition Of Sexiness

Sexiness is also about knowing what’s sexy to you. To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers. I like that. And I think wine is sexy, just before sex. It relaxes me. But if I want to get a serious groove on — if I want an out-of-body experience — I’m all about the sloe-gin fizz.

Halle On Orgasms

Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.

On Her Idea Of The Sexiest Car

Ask me what’s the sexiest car in the world and I’ll just say my man’s car, because it smells like him, because his shape is pressed into the seat, because it’s littered with little bits of his life — his golf balls or his chocolate-bar wrappers — and it’s ripe with the smells of him. That’s the car I most want to ride in.

Take that Saint Angelina…you can’t win EVERYTHING! Ha!