Tracking down a photo of Garth Brooks in tight jeans was a freakin’ challenge this morning. All those tight ass photos must be locked up in a secret archive somewhere in CoCo Tea’s basement for daily ensemble inspiration.
Posts Tagged ‘Garth Brooks’
Garth Brooks Is Out of Retirement, Y’all: Wynn Vegas To Welcome Brooks
Friday, October 16th, 2009Limp Bizkit Is Going To Need Viagra
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
Holy crapola. I had to sit down for a hot minute to digest this information. Apparently Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst is making a come back with his band. Now I heard that before, however, there IS worse news…Fred is planning a collaboration with Neil Diamond. Yeah, Neil Freakin’ Diamond! I’m not sure if Neil is in his right mind…maybe he thought Fred was Garth Brooks or Liza Manelli? Just a thought…
Well, I’ll tell you one thing…Twitter is to blame for this union because the unlikely duo met using the popular networking site. Ummm, wait a minute…Neil knows how to use a computer? I thought Neil was like 299484858 years old and computers were way before his time? I’m confused. I know Neil is a smart man, but computers? Isn’t that risky for a man with his state of mind?
Anygeriatric, here’s how it went down Twitter-style. Well, what happened was Durst reached out to Neil tweeting, “I am a huge fan of yours. We should do a collaboration – Neil Diamond meets my band Limp Bizkit. Sounds fresh.” A little stalkerish or desperate, but hey, what does Fred have to lose?
Magically and geriatrically speaking Neil said, “I’d love to, where and when??.”
Durst pretty much peed his pants when he received the response saying, “FANTASTIC!!!!! Incredible!! What a dream come true thanks to Twitter!! I’m in LA. Follow me and we can direct message.?”
What do you think of this collabo? Hot or Not?
Beyonce Gets Fierce.
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
Beyonce finally unveiled this other side of her that she refers to as “Sasha Fierce”. Apparently Sasha has been hiding deep within Beyonce’s being and erupts usually while she is on stage. Ok, so I’m guessing it is safe to assume that Sasha Fierce is the girl that frequently performs seizure-like dance moves, prissy hand jives, and flippin’ her hair like she just don’t care. Yes?
See Beyonce’s inspiration below:
This whole alter-ego situation is really throwing me off though. Let’s just hope it doesn’t end up the way Garth Brooks and his inner rock star broke out in 1999. Do you remember that shady character Chris Gaines? That was just freaky. You KNOW Garth had a few screws loose when he brought out Christopher and tried to head bang his way to alter ego success.
So why the name change for Mrs. Jay-Z? B told a source, “When I’m onstage I’m aggressive and strong and not afraid of my sexuality. The tone of my voice gets different, and I’m fearless. I’m just a different person. It’s a way for me to differentiate what I do onstage from who I really am – It’s a way for me to not lose myself, to keep my life in perspective, because it’s really hard sometimes to stay on earth when you’re a celebrity.” In other words, it’s a way for her to be slutty on stage without feeling guilty. I can just see it now…Beyonce ho-ing up the stage in ass-less chaps and caked on makeup….”Oh, that was SASHA. NOT Beyonce.” Pffft.
For Beyonce’s sake, I hope she doesn’t fall flat on her face.
