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Farrah’s Cancer Has Spread

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Well, a little bit of good and bad news in the life of Farrah Fawcett. The good news is that Farrah is said to be doing fantastic and recovering from complications from a medical procedure in Germany.

However the bad news is that Farrah’s cancer has spread to her liver, confirmed a source.

Dr. Lawrence Piro said, “She had a minor procedure. That procedure led to a small amount of bleeding into a muscle in her abdominal wall, which created a sac of blood that caused pressure and pain. It was “a simple procedure” and a standard one, although Fawcett also has pursued experimental treatments in Germany.

Farrah’s producer Craig Nevius said, “She’s on the mend and will be going home very shortly. She’s doing fantastic. Her fight goes on. … She’s not going anywhere anytime soon.”

We wish Farrah a quick recovery! Keep fighting, home girl.

Tags: bad news, craig, dr lawrence piro, experimental treatments, Farrah Fawcett, Germany, going home, home girl, little bit, liver, medical procedure, nevius, sac
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Ben Affleck Is A Bad Parent

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

All you praising Ben Affleck’s parenting skills better step back and rethink your saint-like thoughts. Ben Affleck has some issues.

Why do I say this, you ask? Well, sit your booty down and listen up. On a recent restaurant outing with his beloved Violet, Ben’s true colors were exposed. Ok, so Benny took his little Violet flower out for a Mexican meal, when Violet had an accident. She accidentally spilled BOTH of their meals on their laps, which resulted in Benny to swear…in German.

Now, while Ben may have thought that swearing in a foreign language would prompt Violet to be unaware of his use of foul words, the unbelievable happened.

Affleck explains, “All the food is coming, spilling towards me. And I go, ‘Shhhhh… and I turn it around and say ’sheisse’. Why I came up with that word, I don’t know, I have not even been to Germany, but I guess that’s a German swear word in my subconscious…I thought, ‘I’ve averted disaster.’ I look over at her and she says, ‘What’s sheisse? Why did you say sheisse?’ I said, ‘It’s just a bad word, and we don’t say that.’ As soon as I told her it was a bad word, I was like, ‘You idiot.’ So she just goes, sheisse, sheisse, sheisse, sheisse, over and over again. It turned into a total nightmare for me. My daughter’s swearing in German.”

Yeah, smooth move Benny.

Tags: bad word, Ben Affleck, booty, disaster, foreign language, foul words, german swear word, Germany, laps, nightmare, parenting skills, subconscious, true colors, violet flower
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Heidi Klum Goes Casper On The Cover Of GQ Germany

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Heidi Klum graces the cover of the March issue of GQ Germany. And let me tell you, girlfriend is looking Casperlicious…and I mean that in a Casper the friendly ghost kind of way. But, apparently not everyone is a fan of this photo cover. In fact, she has some pretty harsh critics.

Wolfgang Joop host of Germany’s Next Top Model commented, “Heidi Klum is no runway model. She is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!” Ouch.

Model agency head Louisa von Minckwitz said, “She’s too curvy AND too short.”

Fashion guru Karl Lagerfeld added, “I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.” Wow, that’s some hardcore haterade being served up there.

So, what do YOU think?

Tags: avant garde, Casper, casper the friendly ghost, Claudia Schiffer, fashion guru, Germany, girlfriend, graces, harsh critics, Heidi Klum, karl lagerfeld, model agency, next top model, runway model, wolfgang joop
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TomKat’s World Tour.

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Scien-tol Tom and Stepford Kate have taken their Placenta-rific Tour bus to the land of the Brits. It’s been an action-packed “Valkyrie” promotional tour that is bound to make Tommy tired, hungry for stew and ready for some baby making.

From the land of the free to overseas, Tommy Cruise has the need for speed as he ventures from country to country to promote the floppage that is “Valkyrie”.

Following a stop in South Korea earlier this week and Germany on Monday, where Katie was latched onto his arm, Tommy arrived at Leicester Square in London today…again with the Kate-ster by his side. And the weeks to come are about to only get busier. Where will the “stew” caravan take Tommy and his woman next? Try Amsterdam, Moscow, Rome, Madrid AND Rio de Janeiro.

Sounds like some bloody good times for the once popular actor!

Click after the jump for more lovely photos of Scientology’s first couple.
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Tags: Amsterdam, Germany, Hollywood, Katie Holmes, Madrid, Moscow, Rio de Janeiro, Rome, South Korea, Tom Cruise, Valkyrie, WWII
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Meg Ryan Gets Lifetime Achievement Award.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I know some of you are thinking you may be seeing double or read the said title wrong…but I wanted to let you know that no, you aren’t going blind and yes, you can read. Meg Ryan DID get honored with a lifetime achievement award. One very important fact must be delivered to you though. The honor was presented to Ryan by the Germans. Now, I must point out to you that I have nothing against individuals of the German culture…however, they do have taste that is questionable.

Aren’t they the same peeps who made Jessica Simpson’s flick “Major Movie Star” number one? I could be wrong, but to give Meg Ryan a lifetime achievement award is like giving Britney Spears a Grammy. It’s just downright awkward.

My reasoning is either: A–They really do *heart* Meg Ryan and believe the fake orgasm scene in “Harry Met Sally” was Oscar potential and presented this Bambi award to her as recognition 10 years later; or B—They think Meg Ryan sucks big time and by giving her a Lifetime Achievement Award maybe she will take that as a hint to take her award and throw in the acting towel; or C–They confused the Megster with fellow tight-foreheaded Nicole Kidman. My guess is the latter.

A spokesperson told the Daily Express, “Meg Ryan is among the most attractive, talented and successful female stars that Hollywood ever produced.”

“Her smile is irresistible, her comedic talent delightful and her performance in ‘When Harry Met Sally’ unforgettable.”

Ok, what I would like to know is who is in charge of selecting the award recipients?

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Tags: Bambi awards, Britney Spears, Germany, Jessica Simpson, lifetime achievement award, Major Movie Star, Meg Ryan, Nicole Kidman, Oscar, When Harry Met Sally
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