January Jones will not be told what she can and or cannot do. This beotch is fierce AND fabulous. In a recent interview with GQ magazine, the Mad Men actress reveals that if it wasn’t for her douchebag ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher she probably wouldn’t have been an actress because he pretty much told her she sucked. And she didn’t believe him! Read some of the highlights from the GQ interview after the jump.
Wow, talk about a Brangelina-Aniston war…and it’s getting to be a festival of nakedness. First Angelina’s milk-filled teet, then Brad’s porny guido-stache…and now it’s Jen’s turn and she takes this saga one step further by donning her birthday suit for Playboy GQ magazine. Take this as a slap in the face Angelina…your teet ain’t shit compared to Jennifer’s airbrushed birthday suit!
What’s next? John Mayer’s constipation face magnified times 10? Brad and Ange sharing a cover with strategically placed fig leaves? Oh lawdy, this is getting good!
In the January issue of GQ, Jennifer talks John (despite her ordering John to keep his mouth shut) and her trips to the Hamptons with the Jolie-Pitt brood, and her new film. Check out some of the highlights below:
Clearing Up Rumors Regarding John:
I am not having his baby. And I have not popped the question.
Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I’d heard … you know, uh ‘Your Body’ – that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it’s just great to sit and be witness to that. It’s kind of like, Whoa!
On Her Weekend Trips To The Hamptons:
The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends. No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…
About Her New Film “Pumas” And The Cougarlicious References:
It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what’s been ironic is how hard it’s been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They’d want to change it; they’re saying, ‘Oh, you can’t do that, people just can’t imagine you…
You can pick up the Jennifer GQ issue on stands this Friday.
Everyone is talking about Megan Fox’s interview and hot photo shoot with GQ, so I thought I better jump on the bandwagon. But, just this once.
Here are some highlights from the GQ Interview that is on newsstands now.
On Her Opinion Of Disney:
With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.
On her scandalous photos of her groping her bf in public:
I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.
On her bizarre situation with a stripper named Nakita:
I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.
On Who She’d Want To Be With “IF” She Was A Lesbian:
Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.
Yeah, it’s a no-bullshit interview and I kind of liked it. Gotta love a celeb who is real and doesn’t try to salad spin everything. Take notes LiLo.
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