Posts Tagged ‘Guy Ritchie’
Monday, April 6th, 2009
Madge is one sad soul as she was recently denied adoption rights to Mercy, the three-year-old Malawian girl she planned on adding to her family. So home girl packed up her kiddies and headed to Britian, where they were greeted by Mr. Money Bags, Guy Ritchie, at the airport. But Madge and the fam were not the only ones with tears streaming down their faces.
Apparently, there was a somber atmosphere at the orphanage as well.
Annie Chikhwaza, head of Mercy’s orphanage said, “It’s devastating for Mercy. She had bonded with her new family and was calling for Madonna, saying, ‘Where is my Mummy?’ Madonna said she will do whatever it takes to get her back. She couldn’t understand where Lola, David and Rocco had gone — she thought they were playing hide and seek. It broke my heart to see her crying out for David as they’d become inseparable.”
Well we all know Madge. This beotch will not give up! It is just a matter of time before money talks and Madge will have another kiddie in tow.
Tags: adoption rights, annie, atmosphere, faces, fam, Guy Ritchie, heart, home girl, kiddies, Lola, Madonna, money bags, mr money, mummy, orphanage, Rocco, sad soul
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Sunday, March 29th, 2009
Ohhhh snap, Madge! You aren’t the only beotch who can catch a hot one. Guy Ritchie, Madge’s ex husband, has been focusing his attention on a fabulously gorgeous model…13 years his junior. And, let me tell you, she is stunning!
Apparently Guy has been on the prowl rather quietly with model Petrina Khashoggi. Rumor has it that the pair have been seeing each other for a few weeks but want to keep their relationship under wraps. Umm…so much for that! The cat is outta the bag now.
It seems home girl can hold her own as well…Petrina is the love child of a socialite and a politician.
Tags: age gap, beotch, catch a hot one, film director, gorgeous model, Guy Ritchie, home girl, hot guy, jonathan, jonathan aitken, love child, Madge, Madonna, petrina khashoggi, politician, relationship, snap, socialite, society beauty, wraps
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Friday, January 30th, 2009
Well, Madge the Vadge can scream at the top of her lungs and coat her vadge in a pool full of peanut butter because today she is more than likely celebrating her big fat win against Guy Ritchie. It has been reported today that Madgey won her residency battle against her ex and will now move their two wittle boys to America. They’re coming to freakin’ America. Peeps in the UK are also celebrating…this is a day of reckoning…the UK’s Don’t-Let-The-Door-Hit-Ya-On-The-Way-Out Madge Vadge Day. In honor of this glorious day, you are to all roll around in baby powder and throw on a camel-toe-licious white leotard. What…didn’t you get the memo?
While Lourdes is already in New York, Rocco Ritchie and David Banda will pack their transformers, their
nannies and make the big trek to New York. For now it is only a temporary permission from the courts, but soon the move will be made permanent.
“Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks. Everything is going well. It’s pretty amicable at the moment. Things are progressing.”
Somewhere Guy Ritchie is crying to lose his boys, but happy to have that crazy beotch outta his country for good!
Tags: David Banda, Guy Ritchie, London, Lourdes, Madonna, music, nannies, New York City, Rocco Ritchie, Transformers, UK
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Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
Speaking of Madge the Vadge, she is a long distant memory in the mind of Guy Ritchie. He may have had sexy time with Madge to create little Rocco Ritchie…and that is probably the best thing that happened in that depressing relationship…but I must admit, it is good to see a big fat smile on the face of Mr. Guy Ritchie. And why wouldn’t you be walking around with a perma-smile if you were Guy? I know I would be. Congratulations Guy…your bank account is screaming bling and your ATM card’s pay strip is quickly starting to wear down. It’s almost time to request a new one. HOLLA!
With his time still limited with his kiddies, Guy seems to be making the most of their visits as he recently spent some father-son time with Rocco and David Banda at Camelback Mountain Resort, Pennsylvania, to have a little fun on the ski slopes.
Speaking of camels, I bet Guy is laughing hysterically at that newly released “virginal” pic of Madge and her near-camel toe. Let me tell ya…life is good for Mr. Ritchie!
Tags: ATM, bank account, Camelback Mountain Resort, David Banda, divorce, Guy Ritchie, Madge, Madonna, money, Pennsylvania, Rocco Ritchie, skis
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Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
The divorce between Madge and Guy was said to be ending smoothly as Guy had initially said he didn’t give a rat’s ass whether or not he got a penny of Madge’s ching. And now that the judge has awarded him some of Madge’s hard earned bling bling, Madge is burning up inside. $75 million…that’s many years of floor humping and vajay-jay gyration.
Liz Rosenberg, Madge’s longtime publicist, released a statement yesterday to the Associated Press indicating that Guy was awarded a whopping $76 million divorce settlement…one of the largest settlements in the history of divorce cases. But, today is a different story. I’m thinking Lizzy is in big trouble for divulging this information! Today a joint statement (a statement from Madge) was released:
“We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children.” Blah, blah, blah.
At any rate, we hope Guy enjoys his $76 million payout! HOLLAAAAA!!!!
Tags: Associated Press, divorce, Guy Ritchie, Liz Rosenberg, Madonna, music
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Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
FREAKIN’ RIPPED!
If Guy Ritchie is trying to sex up Sherlock Holmes’s character for his new flick, let me tell ya…he is succeeding. This photo was recently released as what I presume to be a “teaser”.
Thank gawd Guy has not forced RDJ to grow a guido-stache as he has made Jude Law. It’s all about appreciating the little things, my friends. Robert Downey Jr. + abs of steel= YUM-LICIOUS!!!
I can honestly say that I am very excited to see this flick.
Tags: guido-stache, Guy Ritchie, Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes, UK
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
Madge is finally opening up her wrinkly trap about her marriage that went wrong. We know Madge was a Vadge controller and a Kabbalah freakoid, but we want to know how Madge really feels. And, believe me, she is letting us know whether we want to hear it or not. She wants us to know that deep down, she really does experience emotion and does in fact have real feelings. Hmmmm…there’s a fun little fact for ya to swallow.
Madonna told a source, “I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life. It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”
Oh, it would be awful because then you’d have to worry about your children’s well-being and how they are doing in all this drama. Funny how Madge doesn’t mention them for even one hot minute.
Poor, poor pitiful Madge.
Image Source: Splash
Tags: custody, David Banda, divorce, Guy Ritchie, Lourdes, Madonna, marriage, music, professional, Rocco
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Thursday, November 20th, 2008
I’m extremely saddened to hear the following news. Guy Ritchie and Madonna have come to an agreement on the divorce settlement. Yes, already. WTF. And get this…Madge is keeping every pretty little penny that she has earned. Guy doesn’t get one cent from Madge…because…he doesn’t want any of it. Is this Guy nuts? He EARNED that ching!
Well, well, well…I’m sure Madge is about ready to stretch, kick, hike up her granny panties and jump right into bed with A-Rod now that she got her way.
A source told the Daily Mail, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”
A custody agreement has rumored to be reached as well, with both boys David Banda and Rocco Ritchie splitting their time between the UK (with Guy) and New York the United States (with Madge).
A second source said, “Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honorable man to have walked away.”
Uhhh, ya think?
Image Source: AP/Doodle Whore
Tags: Alex Rodriguez, Billie Piper, Chris Evans, David Banda, divorce, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, Rocco Ritchie, Sally O' Malley, settlement, SNL, UK, United States
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