“Congratulations for finding yet another young girl with a rich family. I hope he marries her so he can pay me my money back.”
Hailey Glassman’s message to her ex boyfriend Jon Gosselin
Holy smokes. Is Douchey Jon Gosselin looking for some attention? So his Upper West Side apartment got ransacked and though Douchey is placing the blame on his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman, this all may be one big fat burglary hoax…as in Jonny is making some shiznit up to get Glassman in trouble with the law. Mature, I know. But, what is REALLY going on here? Read more after the jump.

Is anyone else sick of Jon Gosselin’s douchery? Well, quite frankly I find it entertaining. Even though Jon has apologized for being a douche publicly, he just keeps on keeping on, which leads me to believe that he just doesn’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks AND he LOVES the attention. Even though their bromance was brief, Michael Lohan sure taught Jonny G. the in’s and out’s of true douche-baggery. Read more about Jon Gosselin’s ET interview with Haily Glassman that resulted in Mr. Douchebag storming out like a big whiny baby.

Oooo weee, the saga of Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin continues and this time Perez Hilton is involved. Imagine that! Wherever Pretzel can get his nacho cheese or marinara sauce, he’ll get it get it. Read more about the big fat Hailey Glassman Twitter slamming Perez.

Jonny G. has realized his doucheness or at least claims to have. Well, it is about time after all that has been said, done and not-done-what-should-have-been-done in public. Geez, thanks for making a big fat fool of yourself Jon Gosselin. Read more about Jon G’s epiphany after the jump.
I’m thinking Hailey Glassman is as much of a famewhore as Jon Gosselin is. Isn’t it funny how months ago Jon was whining and complaining like a big baby that he didn’t want to be a part of the public eye paparazzi style? Well now he’s still flap trapping and even supporting interviews that his girlfriend Hailey is taking part in.
In an interview for The Insider, Glassman dishes on her boyfriend Jonny Douchebag and says some pretty harsh things. And supposedly Jon approves of the damn interview which includes some information on Jon and his “mantrums”.
Jon Gosselin has a new pair of twins in his life to snuggle and nuzzle! No he isn’t the father of a mystery baby mama’s children, thank gawd. Rather, Jonny Boy has a set all his own to fondle and caress…that is, if Hailey Glassman is recovered from her breast surgery she underwent on September 16th, 2009.