Celebrity VIP Lounge Heather Mills Archives

Posts Tagged ‘Heather Mills’

Katie Price Keeping Busy Since Split

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Katie Price may have lost the love of her life, Peter Andre, but she hasn’t lost her spirit. Even though she may be experiencing a bit of denial, keeping herself busy has been her way of staying sane. And thank gawd! Heaven forbid we have another Heather Mills in the hizouse!

Katie shares, “My mum and my friends organized a birthday party at my house which was great fun. “My mum got me a karaoke machine – and yes, as you can imagine, I held the mic all night!”

And if partying doesn’t keep her sane, work will definitely keep her sane and out of trouble. She adds, “I have lots to look forward to this week and have my first appearance on a catwalk at the Clothes Show Live for my horse range, KP Equestrian. I am also deciding how to launch my novel Sapphire.”

The difference between Katie and Heather Mills is that Botox keeps Katie frontin’ the perma-smile. Mills just looked like a beotch throughout her entire divorce from Paul McCartney.

Tags: Heather Mills, Katie Price, Peter Andre
Posted in Katie Price | No Comments »

She’s Not A Good Gold Digger.

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

When you are dating a man for money, the last thing you want to do is be caught cheating. Katie Lee Joel obviously did not graduate from the Heather Mills School Of Gold-Digging.

Of course there have been rumors of an affair. Katie Lee has been accused of knockin’ boots with Israeli designer Yigal Azrouel. However, Katie claims the rumors are “mean-spirited” and “untrue”.

First of all, when you cheat, do NOT get photographed engaging in an intimate moment with the man you are having an affair with. Last month, Katie Lee Joel was photographed dancing intimately with the fashion designer.

It has only been five years that Katie Lee has been married to Billy Joel and already she’s straying? Katie Lee begs to differ as she has taken to her Twitter page to knock down reports of cheating.

Her rep tells Us Weekly magazine, “They’ve just been friends – purely platonic.”

So, the big question is, why hasn’t Katie Lee gotten herself knocked up? Rumors have been that Billy and Katie Lee have been duking it out over starting a family. But…her rep also insists that nope…there are no issues.

Mmmhmmm. That means, there is trouble in paradise.

Tags: babies, Christie Brinkley, desire, fashion designer, gold, having an affair, Heather Mills, intimate moment, katie lee joel, knockin boots, money, relationship, spokesperson, supermodel, yigal azrouel
Posted in Scandalous | 1 Comment »

Heather Mills Will Hunt You Down!

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

There’s a little lyric by my beotch Mariah Carey that goes, “I Will Hunt You Downnnn…’Cuz They Be All Up In My Business Like A Wendy Interview”. A little bit of “Touch My Body” for y’all, but anywho, that lovely little lyric popped into my head when I read the latest on Heather Mills…minus the “Wendy Interview” part because I do not think Heather Mills has been interviewed by Wendy Williams and quite frankly, Wendy would rip Heather Mills a new…

Well to put it nicely, Wendy would make Heather pee her pants, pull out her hair and run far, far away to Timbuktu never to be seen again (which I am sure many of you wouldn’t mind). At any rate, Heather Mills is frickin’ pissed and on a rampage. Why, you ask? First of all, she is sick of all you damn publications and websites that rip her on the daily AND if you continue to write big fat lies about her she’ll hunt you down. Plain and simple.

You want a lawsuit? She’ll dish one out for ya. She’s got plenty of ching from Paul now to sue every peep on this Earth if she so chooses.

Heather says, “I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago…I just thought this is just a waste of time but recently I’ve been going through the internet, clearing up (rumors). I’ve got five apologies so far from (the) British media and I’ve got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn’t read all the lies when she’s 12.”

Watch out, bitches! Heather will get ya!

Tags: apologies, beotch, ching, earth, Heather Mills, little bit, lyric, Mariah Carey, pee, peep, pissed, Rampage, Touch My Body, waste of time
Posted in Heather Mills | 1 Comment »

Heather Mills Goes Cockatoo!

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Heather Mills got herself a new look and surely looks as if she is about to take flight!

Just last month, Heather debuted a chopped off locks look after what she dubbed a “fresh start”. Mmmhmm. However yesterday homegirl’s short cut looked a tad out of control…very cockatoo-licious!

And with a new ‘do comes a new boyfriend? Yep, rumor has it Miss Mills has a new man named Jamie Walker. Wow, what a brave, brave soul!

Image Source: Splash

Tags: cockatoo, fresh start, Heather Mills, jamie walker, licious, locks, miss mills, new boyfriend, new man, tad
Posted in Heather Mills | 2 Comments »

Heather Mills Must Finally Be Over Paul.

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

The chopping of the locks…the dyeing of the hair…you know when a woman does this it’s all about change. Or in 90% of all cases, a woman is showing her ex that she is over him and his douche-ness.
It is no different for gold-digging goddess Heather Mills. Girlfriend has gone short and lightened up her mousy blonde color she previously sported. Image revamp, perhaps? Ummm, duh. But will it work for her?

However, I am having a hard time believing that this greedy beotch has turned into some saintly figure. Leave that to Angelina, girlfriend. Ms. Mills showed off her new mug and nest on the Today Show on Friday to promote her vegan charity. And while her main reason for being there was to promote her charity, Heather managed to throw in a few words about her divorce. Naturally…

“Life is good. It was a very difficult time for everybody involved. We were most importantly trying to protect our daughter and she seems to have come through incredibly well. Everyone I know who has been through a divorce, finds it really, really difficult, I don’t know anyone that didn’t go through a hard time. We just went through it publicly. But things are great, really good.”

I must say, I did like Heather’s hair like it was before because now she only looks like a bitter old mama with a longing to transform into Sharon Stone’s character Catherine Tramell from Basic Instincts.

What do you think of Heather’s mop top?

Tags: Basic Instincts, Catherine Tramell, divorce, gold digger, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney, Sharon Stone, Today Show, vegan charity
Posted in Heather Mills, New 'Do, STFU | 1 Comment »

Heather Mills Could Lose Some Bling!

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Golddiggers’ most respected and honorable gold-digger goddess to exist, Miss Heather Mills, may have sucked the ching outta Sir Paul McCartney’s wallet and bank account…

but you better believe girlfriend was about to get hers….peeps…it’s called “karma”…karrrrmmmmma.

Any former or soon-to-be-former employee of the big time ching-blinger is gonna be smart and get “sue happy”. Besides, what would be the reason any person would work for this Miss Mills anyhow? Certainly not to chit chat over tea and crumpits.

A brave girl by the name of Sara Trumble was Heather’s former nanny and let me tell ya…she’s tryin’ to cash in. Gold-diggers around the world are having mixed feelings about this one, I am sure…Sara is participating in what is known as the “art of gold-digging from a gold-digging goddess”. Woot, Woo!!!

Let’s get down to the reason for Sara’s madness, other than a piece of the gold-digging pie. According to a source, Sara is claiming she was given duties way beyond her role as childminder to five-year-old Beatrice, Miss Mills’s daughter by Paul McCartney.

Sara has complained that she was asked to give Miss Mills naked spray tans, come to work at 7:30am to blow dry her hair, and work as late as midnight. Yikes!

I would file emotional distraught and get my eyes checked because I would be pretty damn sure my optometrist would say I was close to being blinded by the sight of Mills’ coochie coo.

Heather is said to be distraught over these allegations and I’m sure she’s been sleeping with a safe full of million dollar bills.

Funny how situations come full circle!

Tags: golddigger, Heather Mills, nanny, Paul McCartney, Sara Trumble
Posted in Heather Mills | No Comments »

Heather Mills Is In Deep Doo Doo.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Ever since money hungry Heather Mills received her big payday for being married to Paul McCartney, she has been throwin’ her millions around like its her frickin’ job.

In fact, Heather must have been so excited to put in a million-dollar swimming pool that she “forgot” to ask permission to build the 40ft x 22ft pool.

When planners from Rother District Council stopped by for a follow-up visit to make sure she had taken down a marquee that she was in violation of earlier this year…they discovered the huge, luxurious pool that they ultimately found that Mills DIDN’T receive permission to build THAT either.

Either bitch doesn’t care or oops-she-forgot. Considering she broke the rules earlier this year and was warned, I’m thinking girlfriend believes she is ABOVE the law. Grrrr….

Mills has since filed an appeal stating that the pool could be used to help douse house fires in the area. She should have added that she would suit up and fight the fires herself with the water from her pool. That would have been more considerate.

Tags: appeal, divorce, Heather Mills, millions, Paul McCartney, Rother District Council
Posted in Heather Mills | No Comments »

Heather Mills Loves America.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Damn. WHYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYY? We sure as hell don’t want peg leg living here…permanently. It seems as if the British don’t want Heather Mills residing in Heather’s native England either and quite frankly, I don’t blame ‘em! However it seems we Americans are stuck with Miss Golddigger…for now.

Heather told a source, “Itâ€™s just so positive” (living in America), she said. ‘When I did Dancing with the Stars, it was just so amazing. I love England and I always will. But you know, it seems like I can really get a lot done in America on the causes I really care about.” (And not get ragged on as much.)

Even though Heather and little Beatrice (her daughter with Paul McCartney) are based in America, they still have kept their residence in East Sussex. You know, just in case she accidentally trips over her heels in the middle of Times Square, tragically breaking her “good” leg giving her no other choice but to haul ass back to England to get a new peg leg and forever remain a recluse in England because nobody there wants to see her nasty plastic face with dollar signs in her eyes ever again.

Despite claims that Heather has spent her millions on plastic surgery and other frivolous activities, Heather defends that she has spent her divorce settlement on charitable events and other worthy “projects”. “Iâ€™m in a really good place at the moment. Iâ€™m really at peace.”

Shoot, I’d be at peace too if I knew I had millions of dollars to do whatever the hell I pleased. Heather Mills is the definition of the perfect gold digger…I’ll give her a high five for that!

Tags: America, Dancing With The Stars, divorce, England, gold digger, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney, settlement
Posted in Heather Mills | No Comments »