Dear Hollywood,
We preferred the other Lively, Robyn, more.
I have a request on behalf of me and EVERYONE…
Stop.Trying.To.Make.Blake Lively.HAPPEN!
Does anyone remember when they tried this PR push with Gretchen Mol?
Piper Perabo?
And where are those tricks at now?
That’s right? Your local Target, asking you if you have any coupons before they check you out.
Blake Lively, who sounds like she has marbles in her mouth anytime she speaks, somehow manages to get cast in roles despite having zero talent, box office clout, or distinctive looks. Sure her agent managed to pimp her out to Leonardo Dicaprio and raise her profile for a hot minute, but where does that leave her now? Is she destined for an Academy Award, an Emmy, a Golden Globe?
Hell to the no!
It’s really simple, network execs. Leave her on Gossip Girl at the CW, where nobody really watches but pre-teenage girls with no idea what quality is…
where she belongs!
That is all.
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