Geri Halliwell is one happy mama with a big freakin’ diamond on her hand. After just TWO months of dating Fabrizio Politi, Geri Halliwell has had her man put a ring on it. Ring me or lose me foreverrrrrr! Girlfriend may have a 2 year old child, but hey…why wait, right?
The newly engaged couple have been spending some quality time together in Madrid…doing a little sight-seeing and some very important shopping. On their list? Scundies. The two lovebirds spent a little time searching for some panties for Miss Halliwell to wear for a celebrational sexy time, I presume or either that she has too many holy ones. Or maybe they are for him? Hey, you never know these days!
On their glorious outing, Geri was all smiles everywhere she was seen with her Italian stallion…and why wouldn’t she be? She’s rumored to be getting married on a freakin’ multi-million dollar yacht! Oh, and I suppose it is kind of cool that her man is a multi-millionaire business tycoon. Let’s just hope Geri doesn’t sign a pre-nup. Gold Diggers United!
Now that we’ve seen both Vicky B. and the mouth-watering hotness that is David Beckham in individual ads sporting their scundies…why not do a joint ad? Hey, you KNEW it was coming.
Now that they made their presence known in England, the USA., the Beckhams can now thank Italy as they unveiled a giant billboard in central Milan today. Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. So, bitches, be prepared if you are driving along and bam, there’s David Beckham’s package right before your eyes. Stay focused. Keep your eyes on the road and control your breathing. In fact, it might be wise to keep a paper bag in your glove compartment at all times.
Some of you out there are rolling your eyes…I know you are…stop it, my loves…whether you love them or hate them, the Beckhams look fab. Admit it. People talk about them. Therefore, they are perfect icons for any advertising campaign.
Jessica Alba attended the Club Campari, Campari Calendar 2009 promotion last night in Milan, Italy. The only-happy-when-under-the-influence Alba debuted a bangin’ new do and a red hot ensemble that included red chunky heels that only a hooker could appreciate. What do you think?
Oh, what a stressful life Victoria Beckham must lead. I mean, to sleep on a bed of gold and wake up next to one of the hottest men on the planet has got to be rough. To have nannies tend your children day and night so that you can submerge in a bath full of bubbles imported from Italy. I can’t imagine walking one day in Vicky’s Christian Louboutin shoes…especially to a soccer game. Good gawd.
Posh’s biggest worry in life right now has got to be David’s big move to Italy. THAT has got to be why girlfriend looks like she needs to stuff her face with a #1 at Mickey D’s. I mean, we all KNOW that happened last time David was let loose off his chain in 2004. Remember a woman by the name of Rebecca Loos? Ummm yeah…there was rumors of a little bit of hanky panky going on between Rebecca and David.
So, I suppose it is a little understandable why Poshy would be a tad worried.
A source close to the couple told Grazia magazine, “She’s losing weight because of the stress of him moving away and the next few months will be tough on both of them. When they first talked about him going, I don’t think she thought twice about it. But now that it’s been announced and everyone has had their say, it’s become upsetting. Victoria seemed stunned that people have suggested David might be off as soon as he got the opportunity. Any woman would feel paranoid with all that speculation. It’s gutting for her that people would think that.”
It’s pretty obvious Poshy must be thinking that too because girlfriend is looking mighty stressed. Gotta feel bad for the poor soul that is Posh. You can’t keep tabs on your husband 24 hours a day honey…it’s a matter of trust. Word.
Heck with this baby business. It’s a day for the boys…JUST the boys. And no babies allowed! Brad took his stylin’ boys to Venice, Italy yesterday where they met up with Uncle George Clooney. Brad is preparing to strut his stuff on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival alongside BFF George Clooney and you KNOW that’s gonna be HIZ-OT!
By the way, Brad…the offer still stands if you would like to adopt me as well? Talk it over with Ange.
While the rest of Italy was either sleeping or keeping themselves occupied with other things, one lone fan spotted Mr. George Clooney on his motorcycle. And, well she sure made it known, going into near hysterics upon seeing the silver fox on his hog. Despite being used to mobs of fans surrounding him at shopping centers and movie premieres, George found this one fan rather amusing.
The woman chased George on his motorcycle, but didn’t last too long as she nearly lost her breath from all the excitement!
Talk about hilarious! What is George doing in Italy? According to a source, Clooney is currently touring the Mediterranean on his luxury yacht, and has stopped off in St Tropez and Eze in the south of France, as well as Sardinia and the Tuscan coast of Italy. Just another day in the life of our beloved Georgie.
Hellen Mirren flaunted her beach body in Italy this week. Grandma must have spent most of her earnings from The Queen on an amazing trainer and/or an amazing plastic surgeon. In any case, that was money well spent!
Despite hanging out together the past few months, Bathalzar Getty and Sienna Miller have DENIED any sort of relationship. Hmmm. From the looks of this pic, these two seem to be surely enjoying each other’s company.
Getty is in fact a married man and has four children. What a sicko! The two were recently spotted with their ta-tas hanging out and lips locked on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. BUT, no romance here folks. They are friends like Rihanna and Chris Brown are.
The real question here is who has bigger ta-tas? Sienna or Bathalzar? Click after the jump to see the uncensored pic and to make your decision. (more…)
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