It resulted in a Twitter-rific war of words as Perez Hilton moved in on his next enemy…Lily Allen. (For those of you who didn’t know, Perez’s first Twitter victim was Demi Moore’s daughter, Rumer Willis.) Here’s how the Twitter show down between Perez and Lily Allen went down last night:

It all started when Perez Hilton posted photos of Lily dancing on his website he compared her on-stage moves to an “awkward cow”.

Lily responded to Hilton with, “I’m sorry, we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?”

Hilton hit back hours later by saying, “Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a fucked up Brit, I’d rather be Amy Winehouse – whose (sic) got talent.”

Minutes later Perez threw another jab at Allen’s decision to sell her album at a reduced rate, “Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It’s REALLY HARD to sell copies when you discount it to $3.99. Desperate!”

But Lily wasn’t having that….”It’s also number one everywhere else in the world, douchebag. Go away you little parasite… God, you’re like so obsessed with me it’s embarrassing.”

Perez then responded, “Thanks for advertising on my website. I’ll take your money (or the label’s) anytime!”

But Lily quickly responded, “I know you will, and that’s what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave me alone, stop following me, I’m working.”

When another Twitter user asked Lily why Hilton was “ganging” up on her, Lily wrote,
“Gang would imply he actually has friends, oh wait, actually he has katy perry who loves him for who he is, and not for the press.” Ohhhhhh snap! HAHA!

Eventually Lily got sick of Perez’s comments and announced to the Twitter world that she was having no more of Hilton’s cheap shots. “He’s blocked, just had to get to a computer.”

Ding, dang, dong! I’m pretty sure Lily just gave Perez a perma-granny-panty wedgie with those slams, y’all! The problem is that Perez probably liked it.