Posts Tagged ‘Jamie Spears’

Wino’s Papa Means Business

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

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Wino’s papa Mitch and Papa Jamie Spears must be talking and swapping stories. It seems now that the now beehive-less singer is slowly on the mend in St. Lucia, Papa Mitch is making sure that Wino realizes how whack crack really is, while she continues her road to recovery.

On a recent trip to visit his daughter at her holiday home in St. Lucia, Papa Mitch got a tad pissed when he recognized one of Amy’s old “pals” back in the Wino entourage. Bad influence Violetta Thalia was spotted indulging in an all-day booze fest WITH Amy’s ching! Ummm…that didn’t fly for Mr. Mitch. Oh HELL NAH!

In fact, Papa got so upset that he forced Violetta to pack her shiznit and catch the next flight back to the UK. YIKES!

A source said, “Amy performs for the first time in ages at the St Lucia Jazz Festival this week. Mitch knows she has to get it right. He doesn’t want Amy to be lonely but he doesn’t see why she should pay for mates to have a good time.”

Crack that whip, Papa Wino!

Britney And Her Agent Getting Frisky?

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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So yeah…I heard the juicy rumor that Brit Brit and her agent Jason Trawick are romancin’ and sneaking Cheeto smooches. Yeah, supposedly they are knockin’ boots. Now I am not sure if I totally believe this one, but this rumor could definitely be true, especially with Papa Jamie running the show. If Papa Jamie wants Brit to date her agent Jason Trawick, he’ll make it happen. Plain.and.simple.

An insider said, “Britney and Jason have been an item for quite a few months now. They are trying to keep it quiet in Hollywood because it’s not a good reputation for an agent to have. Jamie really really likes Jason. He has done everything he can to get them together. Jamie controls exactly who is around Britney and has allowed Jason one hundred per cent access to Britney at all times, whenever he wants he can see her. Within their circle Jason and Britney are quite open and kiss and cuddle in front of people they trust.”

Oh, that Papa Jamie. If he wants the Frito-Lay truck to stop delivering monthly supplies of Cheetos, he’ll make it happen. If he wants Britney to stop bathing in Cheeto dust, he’ll make it happen.

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If he wants Britney’s new Candies ads airbrushed to oblivion…as you can see…he made that happen.

Papa Jamie Brings Out The Pee Sticks!

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

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There have only been three stops of the worldwide “Well Medicated Tour”, however, what would Britney’s life be without drama? Nada. Who wants to see our beloved Cheetostar bathing in a bath of Cheetos dust and being waited on hand and foot by Chester the Cheetah…no cares in the world? Honestly, I’d love to see it, but unfortunately it’s not going to happen anytime soon. The tour is already experiencing a few casualties.

Papa Jamie has dished out some pee sticks to some of Britney’s dance crew and bam…busted.
Druggy druggies on the Well Medicated Tour is NOT acceptable!

A source said, “I think [the fired dancers] just didn’t expect to actually get tested. And drugs are just not okay so they had to go.”

So now what? Are the reserves being called up? Does this mean K-Fed will have to put down the chicken wings and start shaking his jell-o booty for dollas? Might as well!

Brit Brit Gets Fit Fit.

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

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Brit Brit’s tour kicks off March 3rd in her home state of Louisiana, so one thing is for damn sure…girlfriend better be ready this time. There is a lot riding on this comeback tour and if she goes out performing some half-ass ripple chip moves, there will be some ticked off Cheeto fans. Plain.and.simple.

However, from the looks of it, Papa Jamie has been cracking the whip on the Britster to not only get that fit bod back, but to also work on those dance moves she is known for. I must admit, girlfriend looks H-O-T!!!

It will be Britney’s first arena tour in FIVE freakin’ years, with her opening act being the Pussycat Dolls, so it is very important to work hard to bring on the hardcore sexy moves. Ya don’t wanna be upstaged by your opening act, beotch!!!

In other Brit Brit news, it seems the Britster and K-Fed have been spending a little extra time together…for the kids. Papa Jamie invited K-Fed over for a family BBQ in celebration of Britney’s new home. Ummm ya think Over-Fed would turn down FREE food? Ummm not. Good to see though, that both Over-Fed and Brit are keeping things Cheeto-rific on the home front. Keep it peaceful for the kiddies…that’s the only way to be!

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The Britster Is Moving Out And Slimming Down.

Friday, January 16th, 2009

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She may getting rid of the house that made her crazy (‘cuz we blame it on the house now, if you didn’t know), but Brit Brit has gained a new crib (one of which a location has not been disclosed) AND some fabulous new abs that take us back to “pre-crazy” Cheeto-star.

After making a return to the top of the music charts with her hit “Womanizer” (which we still can’t get out of our head, thank you very much), Brit has traded in her jelly belly for a nice taut sculpted torso that she is more than happy to show off on her official website. It has been many long days of rehearsal for Brit as she prepares for her upcoming “Circus” tour, which kicks off in her home state of Louisiana on March 3. Lookin’ mighty good…but as rumors swirl that she MAY not be ready for the unstable life on the road, papa K-Fed may in fact join Britney for a few tour dates in order for her to have some time with her boys. Bling blinger Papa Jamie will make sure of that, don’t fear!

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Happy Holidays From Brit And Her Doot Doots.

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

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What a crazy year it was for the Britster! We’ve seen Britney at her highest and at her ultimate lowest…and now after all the hoopla, Britney seems to be on the right foot. Much of her comeback can be attributed to Papa Jamie taking his daughter under his wing, wiping the Cheeto-stained tears from her eyes and getting her to take some meds. Big Yay for Papa Jamie.

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At any rate, this picture is worth a thousand words. From the grin on her face to the cuddles with her boys, you can tell Britney is in a better place.

What a difference ONE year really can make!

Papa Spears Gets A Raise!

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

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HOLLA! You gotta admit, Papa Jamie Spears has been to hell and back. When your daughter falls off the deep end and you revive the Cheeto back to life one year later…THAT is one big feat. Besides controlling all areas of Brit’s life, including the “no sex” rule and the “no Cheetos” after midnight rule, Papa Jamie has managed to keep his little Cheeto-star in check. And now today, Papa James has gotten himself a big fat reward from the State of California and Britney’s bank account. Papa be ROLLINNNNN.

Instead of the measly $10,000 a month he collects from his daughter-o, he will now officially receive $16,000. And get this…he also will receive back pay in the amount of $51,000 for the stress and responsibility he showed for the star since he started resuscitating Brit’s life back in February.

Papa’s pay is said to average $75/hour…not too shabby when that involves round-the-clock employment.

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It’s Tough To Be Britney.

Friday, December 5th, 2008

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Just when you think Britney is slowly starting to get her shit together, she opens her Cheeto lips and spews out soggy orange crumbs.

After showing up to her 27th birthday party spilling out of her Roberto Cavalli dress, she was damn near close to nip slippage. But, Britney admits she’s not happy with her saggy ta-tas.

She told a source, “I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits that I used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the Oops I Did It Again video. I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.”

So, Larry and Papa Spears can make the Britster zip her lips when it comes to her tumultuous year, but they allow her to talk crap about her mamas? Ummm…I think a perfect solution would be to buy a bigger dress, rather than trying to squeeze into something that doesn’t quite fit. I don’t know though…just a random thought.

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