Posts Tagged ‘jen aniston’

Where Is Jen Aniston?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

angelina1

It’s official, Saint Angelina is THE most beautiful woman in the world. Well…according to Vanity Fair magazine. The saint-like vision of loveliness won 58% of votes conducted in a recent poll of who is the fairest of them all. Yes, I said 58%…meaning she kicked everyone’s freakin’ booty in this poll.

So who rounded out the three beautiful women in the world wide world of the superficial?

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen came in a very distant second with only 9% of the vote.

Third place went to Halle Berry with only 4% of the vote.

Other notables included: Beyonce Knowles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Bar Refaeli, Queen Rania of Jordan and Carla Bruni.

Vanity Fair commented on their beauty poll. “Of the billions of women on this planet, only 19, we believe, could start wars. These modern-day Helens of Troy come from both hemispheres and include legends and ingenues, a queen, a First Lady and at least two bedmates of Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston did not make the cut…nor did

Why Jennifer Aniston Hates Twitter

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

jenandjohn

Ok, this is the funniest shiznit I have heard today. However, take this news with a grain of salt with a cherry on top because it may or may not be true..but these days you just never know. Jen Aniston may just be THAT crazy.

Rumor has it that Jennifer dumped John Mayer because he couldn’t keep his hands off Twitter, her pals revealed last night. Twitter caused the relationship to fade? I doubt it, however it just may have been the last straw.

Apparently Johnny was a bit too busy to return Jen’s calls while Jen was away working. Instead of returning calls, John was busy updating his Twitter.

One of Jen’s pals said, “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”

Yikes! If this is true, Jen is one hardcore beotch!


Untitled Document
 
Untitled Document
 


CelebrityVIPLounge is proudly powered by WordPress | 2010 Celebrity VIP Lounge

Play Bingo Online today with Littlewoods Bingo and join the best Bingo Community online!

Top Blogs Join My Community at MyBloglog! BuzzCritic Gossip Blog Directory TopOfBlogs http://www.wikio.com Add to Google Blog directory Increase your website traffic with Attracta.com