If you forgot to tune into SNL on Saturday, let me just say, you sure as h e double hockey stick didn’t miss out on much. Jennifer Lopez was the host and musical guest and did a half ass job at that. Speaking of booty, I don’t know about you all, I think J.Lo needs to put on some weight so that her booty can suffocate in spandex like it did back in the day. J.Lo and her booty are no longer relevant.
When your music sucks and you fall flat on your butt during a comeback performance, that’s a problem. When the “ass”et that gave you an edge over other pop stars has become deflated, that is also a problem. So what does a lame actress/singer have to do to get her butt back in the game (besides start eating some deep fat fried foods)? Well, Jennifer Lopez has turned to one of the hit television shows to revamp her career. Jennifer Lopez on Glee? Yeppers.
Many peeps are talking about Jennifer Lopez’s New Year’s outfit she managed to squeeze onto those curves last night. And yes, she’s still got ‘em! While you may or may not like her lovely little bodysuit, she has succeeded in getting y’all talking! Lopez is no stranger in getting peeps to talk about her choice in ensembles.
Actress-singer Jennifer Lopez is 40.
Jazz pianist Billy Taylor is 88.
Director Peter Yates is 80.
Actor John Aniston (“Days of Our Lives”) is 76.
Comedian Ruth Buzzi is 73.
Actor Mark Goddard (“Lost In Space”) is 73.
Actor Chris Sarandon is 67.
Comedian Gallagher is 63.
Actor Robert Hays (“Airplane!”) is 62.
Actor Michael Richards (“Seinfeld”) is 60.
Actress Lynda Carter is 58.
Director Gus Van Sant is 57.
Country singer Pam Tillis is 52.
Actor Kadeem Hardison is 44.
Actress-singer Kristin Chenoweth is 41.
Actress Laura Leighton (“Melrose Place”) is 41.
Actor John P. Navin Jr. is 41.
Basketball player-turned-actor Rick Fox is 40.
Actor Eric Szmanda (“CSI”) is 34.
Actress Rose Byrne is 30.
Actress Summer Glau is 28.
Actress Elisabeth Moss (“The West Wing”) is 27.
Actress Anna Paquin is 27.
Actress Mara Wilson is 22.
TV personality Bindi Irwin (“Bindi: The Jungle Girl”) is 11.
J. Lo emerged back into the spotlight sportin’ the rocks that she’s got and proving that she’s still got that hooker fashion sense in her blood.
Jen appeared at a promotional event for Samantha Thavasa handbags in Tokyo looking younger, thinner and less bootylicious than usual. Also note the new fringe-bang hair style.
Are you liking J.Lo’s new look or is it a bit trashtastic?
Valentine’s Day was supposed to be a tragic one for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony…at least per cyberspace rumors. But dammit, the marriage of J.Lo and Skeletor was not taken down on Valentine’s Day. Instead, last night, Madison Square Garden was full of love, fake smiles and kiddies when Skeletor ended his concert. J.Lo, her booty and their twinsies hit up the stage for a sweet Valentine’s Day reunion. Earlier in the evening, J.Lo and her skinny man went out for din din to celebrate their love for each other.
While there may have been trouble in paradise, the duo showed no signs last night! What do you think? Will these two stay married for much longer?
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“Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy. It just didn’t go with the dress.”
J.Lo, On The Case Of The Missing Wedding Ring
Now usually I don’t comment on the Quote Of The Week entries, but this time I couldn’t resist.
Apparently her symbol of love for Skeletor doesn’t match a neutral color like white, either? Whatever, beotch. I’m not buying what you’re selling.
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