Joan Rivers may have had a bit of work done…nip and tucks here…pull-back-and-up-the face there…and well, many an injection. Ok, so the old beotch has had plasticizing galore. The fun thing is that Rivers doesn’t give a rat’s ass what you think. And bam, at least she has a jobby job. Good news for Rivers is that TV Land’s “How’d You Get So Rich?” has been reinstated…so we get to see her tight face and highly arched eyebrows for another season. HOLLA!
The Comedy Central Joan Rivers Roast took place last night and was hosted by Kathy Griffin. Can you say…best.roast.ever? I have always found these Comedy Central roast’s absolutely hilarious, especially considering these celebrities even agree to getting ripped a new a-hole. Now the show hasn’t yet aired, but a few little “leaks” have been revealed. Once we get a video of the roast, we’ll let ya know.
Here are a few highlights from last night’s roast via Popsquire:
Robin Quivers: “Joan, you’ve been called a bitch more times than a white guy serving a life sentence.”
Brad Garrett: “Joan is so old, she’s f*cked more old Jews than Bernie Madoff.”
Kathy Griffin suggests that Joan release a sex tape. Then, she follows it up with: “Sex tape is what Joan uses to prevent her vagina from sliding down her leg.”
Greg Giraldo: “You used to look your age. Now you don’t even look your species.”
Jeff Ross: “She’s so old that if you google her, she’s on craig’s and Schindler’s lists.”
The Joan River roast will air on August 9th on Comedy Central! We’ll be watching with popcorn in hand!
No wonder why we haven’t seen much of rocker granny Debbie Harry lately. Girlfriend has been a busy little bee making use of her holiday gift cards at the plastic surgery office of Joan Rivers and Priscilla Presley’s face and body shapers.
Just two years ago, Miss Harry was looking grannylicious…definitely showing all of her sixty-three years of life. But now? Wow. Freshly-tightened faced Debbie attended a tribute to the late fashion designer Stephen Sprouse a few days ago and to much surprise, Debbie came out to perform a mini-concert looking expressionless, yet sexy. Who cares if you can’t smile…as long as you look hot, right?
Would you have guessed Miss Harry to be 63 freakin’ years old?
Image Source: Wire Image
Funny man George Carlin is going to finally get the honor he deserves. The late comedian who was famous for those “Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV” – will be honored Monday night with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor…a prize Carlin felt was the ONLY comedic award worth receiving.
“He would have been humbly grateful,” Jerry Hamza, Carlin’s longtime manager and best friend told The AP. “Also George, who throughout his career was perceived as an outsider or maverick, had a real desire to connect with other comedians. He loved being in that club.”
Comedians Jon Stewart, Lily Tomlin and Joan Rivers are lined up to perform at the awards ceremony.
It’s too bad George couldn’t be there physically to receive this honor. RIP Georgie.
Well, to my surprise Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. I’m surprised Ashton is STILL with this hag. I’m just waiting for that day when Ashton gets his shit together and realizes hey…I can do better than this. A few years from now Demi will be sporting dentures and begging Ashton to rub her bones with Bengay. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound too sexy…if you know what I mean.
Seriously, for the amount of Botox and cosmetic surgery Demi has had and for the amount she is going to have sooner or later Demi will be a spitting image of Joan Rivers. THAT is NOT hot.
Demi has proved to us that you can still get a decent man or boy when you are old and gray…ok, we get it. Congratulations. Now, let Ashton out of his cage…let him spread his wings and fly into the arms of Cameron Diaz.
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