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Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are sucking face

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Yeah so Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are officially sucking face, playing tonsil hockey..whatever crazy kids call it these days. And well, it is a dream romance match made in the world of Disney. Thirty-second-over-the-phone-dumper Joe Jonas is officially off the market once again. But instead of a too-good-for-him actress, Joe has paired himself up with one of Disney’s pop princesses…Demi Lovato. Now this beotch is sweet, innocent and extremely talented, so if Mr. Joe breaks this chick’s heart, Imma track his butt down and tell him the why’s and what fors.

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Joe Jonas NOT Dating Hilary Duff

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

She is a stunner, but did you really think that Hilary Duff would date Joe Jonas? Ummm, not. Well at any rate rumors were a swirling for the past few days and Joe was smart enough to clear those big fat rumors up. I would say that is a wise decision considering Duff’s boyfriend Mike Comrie (a hockey player) would probably have something to say or do about that!

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Joe Jonas Camilla Belle Split?!

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Joe Jonas Camilla Belle split?! Jonas Brothers fans rejoice! (I mean, cry a few tears for Joey Joe Jonas) For those of you thinking you have a shot at helping Joe Jonas take off that purity ring, you now just may with the mop topped muppet looking one. After a concert over the weekend in Detroit, Michigan fans were shocked to hear Joe Jonas get a bit too emotional during a couple performances. Yeah…like big fat breakup tears.

On the jam “Much Better”, it is was suggested to fans that after he changed the original lyrics of “Get a rep for breakin’ hearts, now I’m done with superstars”, to “Get a rep for breakin hearts, now I’m done with movie stars that Joe Jonas get his heart broken.

According to PerezHilton.com, Joe Joe also removed a necklace given to him by Camilla Belle during the performance, that led fans to believe that Mr. Muppet is officially single.

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Joe Jonas “Much Better” Taylor Swift Reference

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Joe Jonas is hitting back at his ex Taylor Swift in a brand spankin’ new song. Now, if you recall when Taylor wrote and then performed two songs, (Always And Forever and Teardrops On My Guitar) about their split, Joe Jonas was said to be a tad embarrassed. And so, what better way to get back at his ex than writing a few nasty little lyrics of his own!

In a song called “Much Better”, Joe has described this song as the most personal song on the new JoBros album and you can see why. He stabs a few lyrical jabs into the heart of his ex singing,

“And all the tears on her guitar, I’m not bitter / But now I see / Everything I’d ever need / Is the girl in front of me / She’s much better.”

Ohhhhhh snap!

Taylor’s song Teardrops On My Guitar featured the line, “I’ll bet she’s beautiful / That girl he talks about / And she’s got everything / That I have to live without”. If you ask me, Joe is a tad more bitter. Although he seemed to make enough of a damn fool out of himself by recreating the “Single Ladies” video. I’m sure Taylor is glad she isn’t still with that leotard-wearing-mushroom-haircutted freak!

Tags: Joe Jonas, Much Better, Taylor Swift, Tears On My Guitar
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Joe Jonas Single Ladies (Video)

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

As a part of their album release countdown, the Jonas Brothers released this fabulously lame video of Joe Jonas shaking his ham hocks to Beyonce’s Single Ladies.

Justin and Adam Samberg’s version was classic. Sorry Jonas fans…this was one was not funny, by any means. It would have helped if Mr. Joe had have known at least SOME of the words.

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First Miley, Now Joe Jonas?!

Friday, March 20th, 2009

So much for good wholesome images! Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers is the latest young pup to cause a little fury with a controversial photo mocking the Asian community. Well, Joe can join Miley Cyrus in the publicity spin and image revamp.

Miley attempted a big fat apology, however many were not convinced.
Miley’s apology went as follows, “I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!”

What will Joe Jonas say about this matter? Probably not a whole lot considering he is not quite a big apologizer. Just ask Taylor Swift.

So what do ya think?

Tags: faces, images, Joe Jonas, little fury, photo, publicity, pup, Taylor Swift, whole lot
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And Now A Word From Miley Cyrus…

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Step off, bitches!!!

Ok, so not exactly in THOSE words, but you KNOW that is what Miss-I-Can-Date-A-20-Year-Old-Underwear-Model-If-My-Mullet-Loving-Daddy-Says-So is thinking about now. You guys should ALL know that Miley loves everyone, everything and even the baby boy who kicked her booty to the curb.

So she had a few innocent make-out sessions with Nicky Poo Jonas and he dumped her teeny bopper butt…but just because they couldn’t be lovers, friends and eventually married old foagies doesn’t mean smiley Miley is one bitter beotch. In fact, Miley felt it important to announce her love to all haters…

“I was hanging out with the Jonas Brothers at the Inaugural Concert. That was really good. And we are friends… I love the JoBros. I love Nicky. I do love him. I love Kevin. I love Joe. I love Frankie. I love all the boys.”

And remember those immature little videos of her and her friend Mandy ripping on Selena Gomez and Demi Levato…they didn’t mean squat…at least according to Miley.

“So everyone thinking there’s a big feud between me… and Selena and Demi. Actually, I’m going to have meatloaf with Demi tonight. I’m riding my bike to Demi’s house. So I’m going to be partying with Demi ’cause we’re friends and I love her and she always is there for me. She is one of my bestest friends. And so we have moved on and it’s good for everyone else too… so everyone needs to back off the feud, ’cause we’re over. I’ve always been one to be honest.”

Mmmhmmm…’cuz we ALMOST believe that…kind of like we “almost” believe that ring on your finger symbolizes your virginity. Ha!

Tags: Demi Levato, Inaugural Concert, Joe Jonas, Jonas Brothers, Kevin Jonas, Miley Cyrus, music, Nick Jonas, President Obama, Selena Gomez
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American Music Awards Performances 2008

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Last night, the American Music Awards was more about the performances than the pyramid-shaped trophies. They were hot, hot, hot!!! In case you missed the show, never fear….we’ve got the performances right here. Enjoy!

Xtina emulates Madonna performing a plethora of her oldies and her latest hits:
Beyonce gets chicken-fried on us…shaking and gyrating sans her 15 lb. wedding ring:
Kanye explores his inner-Pavarotti with his auto-tuned mic:

Mr. Nick Carey takes the stage with his ~~obviously emotional, possibly preggers~~ cash hound who performs her latest hit, “Stay In Love”. Did anyone else think MC was trying to hold back the tears in the beginning? Per usual, MC delivered:

The original boy band still makes hearts flutter. You can diss these ~~boys~~ old men all you want. They’re driving Lamborghinis and eating $20 steaks. You’re driving a Pontiac and eating ramen noodles.:

Miley Cyrus celebrates her 16th birthday by going nuts on stage:
Taylor Swift gets emotional during “White Horse” performance. See what you did, Joe Jonas!

Rihanna good songs, almost-put-me-to-sleep performance. Where’s J-Tizzle?
Nicole Scherzinger’s voice was lackin’, the dancin’, however was risque. Were the poles really necessary?
The Jo Bros rocked the stage and the teeny-bopper screams were present. I must add…Joe’s eyebrows were slick and pretty much perfection. That’s all.
Pink rocked the hiz-ouse sober. Plain and simple: