Ahhhh, Jon and Kate Gosselin. These bitches just won’t quit interrupting my lunch with their money hungry antics. Yes, their recent bout has to do with the Benjamins, baby. And why wouldn’t it be? We are guessing it is that time of the month for Jonny to hit up Ed Hardy and Vegas pronto’ cuz Jon is losing hair by the minute!
Well, we knew this was going to happen…the big fat divorce announcement. And last night, we officially found out that Jon and Kate plus divorce papers have been filed.
The show’s announcement last night was not shocking by any means. What would have been shocking is if Jon and Kate allowed Deanna Hummel to move into their million dollar mansion with them!
During Monday’s show, Kate Gosselin says, “I’m not very fond of the idea, personally, but I know it’s necessary because my goal is peace for the kids.” So, basically the beotch got her booty dumped.
Jon says, “Kate and I have decided to separate. It’s just not good for us to be arguing in front of our kids.”
Even though they have decided to split, the show will go on! Kate says it’s “for the kids”…we say, gotta maintain that million dollar lifestyle, y’all! In fact, we noticed last night that Kate needs a pedicure…badly.
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Jon Gosselin is slowly getting some words out there, but nothing major. It’s the drama that just won’t quit. Jon and Kate Minus 8 Plus 2 Side Lovers Minus A Ball Sack Plus A Bigger Bank Roll is turning into a never-ending saga. And I have a feeling until the show is off the air will we finally be rid of hearing about the selfishness and greed that is happening as a result of this “reality” show. In the most recent gossip from this it sure as hell sounds like the show WON’T be ending, at least as long as loony-toon matriarch Kate prevails.
In a recent interview, Jon was asked about whether he felt his kids were being exploited. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wrong thing to say! “Exploited? I don’t even want to use that word, because I think it’s ridiculous.” However, Jon insists that his children will always remain in his best interest and quitting the show may happen IF it means keeping his kids happy.
In other words, Jon still hasn’t gotten his balls back. Kate still has them under lock and key in her Prada bag. And I can guarantee they are getting pretty damn sweaty.
While millions of people will be tuning into the Jon and Kate Plus Eight season premiere this evening, there are a couple of people who WON’T be watching…big flapper mouths Uncle Kevin and Aunt Jodi Kreider.
It’s been just a few weeks since Kevin and Jodi unveiled to the world the secrets they knew regarding Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage and family life.
Infidelity. Marriage-of-convenience. And, Kevin and Jodi aren’t going to watch the alleged fake circus.
Kate’s brother says, “We are not going to watch the show. We know what’s going on. And we are not interested in furthering this charade at the children’s expense. Our only concern is the kids.”
Well despite what ANYONE thinks, the show is going on and we’ll get to see exactly WHAT Jon and Kate have planned for the future when Jon And Kate Plus Eight premieres tonight on TLC!
Will YOU be watching?
Well, thank gawd for Uncle Kevin and Aunt Jodi’s big mouths! In a brand new interview, the relatives of Kate and Jon Gosselin reveal some interesting news that will make ya cringe. So not only have we all been watching Jon & Kate Plus Eight thinking it was such a cute reality show, it was all one big fat lie. Wonder why Jon & Kate fight so much? Well, it’s ‘cuz they basically despise each other. Yep. So while you may have thought Kate had a permanent stick up her butt, the truth of the matter is…Jon is just part of the money making machine that is Jon & Kate Plus Eight.
According to Kevin and Jodi, Kate gave Jonny a contract that stated he could date other hobags if he wanted to as long as he showed up for filming of their show. Oh what peeps will do for the love of money!
Apparently their marriage was over LONG ago when Kate bluntly told Jon he could do his own thing and have freedom ONLY on days that filming was not taking place.
Big mouth Aunt Jodi said that both Jon & Kate ignored their marital problems to keep the show’s ratings high! And to try to show that their marriage was a “happy” one, I am sure it took a lot of camera takes and clever editing.
All I can say is…those poor kids!
Click after the jump to watch the exclusive interview, courtesy of Radaronline.com.
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Oh-em-gee..if things aren’t getting juicier by the minute in the Jon and Kate plus two hobags minus eight plus more scandal!
Oh man and you wouldn’t believe the accusations Kevin Krieder (Kate’s brother) and his wife Jodi (Uncle Kevin and Aunt Jodi) are throwing out there. In a video interview, these two bitches are fearless when dishing the dirt on Jon and Kate! Below are a few of the allegations, ala RadarOnline.com:
*Jon told Kevin he believes Kate is having an affair with bodyguard Steve Neild
*Kate drew up a secret contract that allows Jon to have girlfriends on the side — as long as he stays on the show
*She has cut off her entire family — even her parents — and spends less and less time with her eight children while she promotes her career
*Her explosive temper and controlling ways have led to bitter battles between the TV couple
Kate, controlling? What?! Well, if you are/were an avid watcher of Jon and Kate, you probably caught a glimpse of Kevin and Jodi on the first couple seasons. Soon after, they vanished! So why are they no longer on the show? I’ll give you one guess….read on.
Apparently when TLC brought up the suggestion that Kev and Jodi get some ching too, Kate freaked out, telling her brother that her and Jon were the only ones on the payroll! HA!
Well, we have a strong feeling Kevin and Jodi are making the most out of their “opportunity” as well! Cha-ching!
In a story that has been one of reality television’s most talked about, Jon Gosselin’s rumored fling with a “mystery woman” has officially been shot down to pieces by the woman herself. And, why wouldn’t it be, right? I sure as hell wouldn’t want Kate Gosselin on my jock strap!
Twenty-three-year old Deanna Hummel tells People.com, “We’re just friends. It’s absurd that anyone would think otherwise.”
According to Hummel, she met Gosselin through a mutual pal a couple of months ago. Since then, the two have been hanging out – as part of a group of friends, not as couple. The social outings have included visits to each other’s houses and nights out on the town, but always with others there, and it’s always all innocent, according to Hummel.
“We just talk and socialize, the normal things you do when you see friends,” says Hummel.
Mmmm hmmm.
And for those reports that Jon calls her “babe”? “He did not by any means call me ‘babe’. Nobody calls me babe. That made me laugh.”
Well Ms. Hummel, sorry to break it to ya, but your story and denial makes US laugh. Just don’t get caught again, girlfriend or you KNOW Kate will hunt you down if she hasn’t already!
Jon and Kate Gosselin are the celebrities of TLC’s top-rated “Jon & Kate Plus 8″. And with celebrity status, you not only receive a million dollar home, but…you also receive celebrity problems! Welcome Jon and Kate to the world of gossip and scandal!
Today we get a juicy little looksy into Jon’s extracurricular activities, which apparently include getting tipsy and picking up chicks. Yikes! Now that would be cool and all, however, he IS a married man WITH eight children at home.
US Weekly published a picture of Jon leaving a bar around 2 a.m. in the passenger seat of a car with another woman has caused some drama, my friends! Jon was 90 minutes from their home in Pennslyvania getting blitzed on April 18th and I am sure Kate is pissed (but then again, when ISN’T she, right?)!
After the publishing of the photo, Jon Gosselin released the following statement:
“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV. However, being out…late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”
So will this drama affect their hit show in a positive or negative light?
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