
When you’re married to Scientol-Tom, crazy things happen…unexpected things happen…and this month was like no other as Katie’s mug smiles on THREE (yep, three) Glamour magazine covers. WHAATT?! So why is LiLo pissed? Well…
A source close to Lindsay said, “(Lohan) did this big Madonna-themed photo shoot and she was totally under the impression it would be the cover. Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine seemed to make her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time. Only she wasn’t on the cover, Katie [Holmes] was, and she’s mad at her now.” Maybe LiLo should have married Tommy? HA!
Anystew, Katie opens up about life as Mrs. Scientol-Tom in a berry special 70th anniversary edition of U.S. Glamour magazine. My favorite part of the Kate-ster’s interview is when she reveals that she hasn’t quite mastered Tom’s placenta stew recipe yet. pasta carbonara=code words for placenta stew
“I don’t really cook that much – eventually I will. I do make cupcakes. And [Tom] makes his pasta carbonara for me. He knows exactly how to do it: a pinch of this, a pinch of that. He has a recipe, but he also kind of [improvises] by himself. You have to do the egg at a certain time. He did it once when we were camping. I did everything I could to get here, and when I met Tom, I knew in an instant that we were going to be together, that we were going to get married.”
Katie also mentioned that her and Tom love to drill into Suri’s little head that her mama and daddy are annoyingly famous.
“If Tom or I are on TV, we’ll watch it. And when we were in New York, we would see a lot of Valkyrie posters. She goes, “Look! There’s Valkyrie movie!”"
I’m afraid there is no hope for Suri. She’s doomed.