Oh, Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate, how I have missed you two placenta stew loving beotches! While we know Tom and the whole damn fam have been in Boston for the month as Tommy has been filming a new flick with Cameron Diaz. And, in the meantime, Tommy and Kate have been seen carrying their little feet wherever they can take them. A couple of running fools are they!
It’s been awhile since we’ve heard about the upcoming Sex and The City flick, but sources are saying that Katie Holmes has been approached for a role in the saucy movie. Yes, Scientol-Tom’s wifey.
A source says, “The character they want her to play is a really ballsy, high-powered company executive who tangles with Samantha.” Filming for the flick is said to begin this fall. The question is, will Scientol-Tom allow this?
And wait…is there singing and dancing in this new movie?
Katie Holmes So You Think You Can Dance YouTube Video
Katie Holmes I am sure has been practicing this little ditty day in and day out in the basement of Scientol Tom’s castle. So, for her to erupt onto the So You Think You Can Dance stage to get all sassy frassy was a bit of a shocker for me, anyhow. To celebrate SYTYCD’s 100th episode, Katie Holmes performed a song and dance tribute to Judy Garland.
About the performance, Holmes says, “This is an homage to Judy Garland and I am very excited about it. I like to sing and dance so it is really fun.”
So, after watching this video, does Kate’s singing voice sound a bit like Nicole Kidman’s? And did she do Judy Garland justice?
Well, we know someone who didn’t appreciate Katie’s performance. Shanna Moakler tweets, “I am f—n INSULTED, Katie Holmes how dare you! I didn’t just grow up on musicals, I lived and breathed them, Oklahoma, Easter Parade, Family Band, don’t touch my legends! ur not worthy.”
Ohhhhh snap!
Hey look…it is mini-Wino! We kid…but you NEVER know! With parents like Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate, it surely wouldn’t be surprising that baby Suri ends up with a ratty weave…sad to say it. AnyplacentastewfeastonSunday, Kate was seen picking up the soon-to-be-famous ballerina from a class in LA.
And wow….look at the matching rat’s nests! See, one step closer to being Winolicious! Yikes.
Well, dance lessons are fab and all, but rumor has it that Tommy is spending $1 million dolla dollas on French, Spanish, ballet, tap, modern dance, gymnastics and football lessons for the tot.
Hmmmmm…I definitely see a future train wreck if Suri’s parental unit don’t knock this shiznit off!
Stepford Kate is such a good BFF. When Vicky B. had issues with her MIL over babysitting arrangements, Stepford Kate took charge! After a fresh refueling of placenta stew you knew damn well Katie could be relied upon.
The Kate-ster was spotted out and about in Los Angeles with Suri and Posh’s two youngest Cruz and Romeo on a babysitting adventure!
Rumor has it that the reason for the last minute babysitting gig happened as a result of Vicky P. having to rush back from Milan last week. Apparently her MIL decided she wanted to go back home to London.
A source said, “Victoria had been house-hunting in Milan, but then Sandra decided she wanted to be at her daughter’s birthday, so Victoria had to fly back early. Sandra and Victoria had a row.”
Well, big props for Katie for saving the mudder focking day! YAY!
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Katie Holmes has got herself some new locks of love, y’all! Pin ‘em in and go, bitches! Japan love themselves some Katie and Scientol-Tom and so, Katie changed it up for her peeps with some extensions and a fierce Vicky B. pout for the Japanese premiere of Valkyrie. So now that she’s debuted her new ‘do, does Katie have something else up her sleeve? Mmm hmmm. Apparently, Suri is an inspiration to the Kate-ster for fashion and so, a kiddy fashion line is in the works.
Katie told Glamour magazine, “Jeanne Yang and I have been working together. We started about a year ago, sketching different things, trying to find comfortable clothing for our daughters that is also pretty and cute. … We both grew up with mothers who sewed. We just started, and we’ve played around with doing things for women as well.”
Be prepared for the Placenta Stew line coming to a department store near you! Cute enough you’ll want to eat it right up!
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When you’re married to Scientol-Tom, crazy things happen…unexpected things happen…and this month was like no other as Katie’s mug smiles on THREE (yep, three) Glamour magazine covers. WHAATT?! So why is LiLo pissed? Well…
A source close to Lindsay said, “(Lohan) did this big Madonna-themed photo shoot and she was totally under the impression it would be the cover. Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine seemed to make her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time. Only she wasn’t on the cover, Katie [Holmes] was, and she’s mad at her now.” Maybe LiLo should have married Tommy? HA!
Anystew, Katie opens up about life as Mrs. Scientol-Tom in a berry special 70th anniversary edition of U.S. Glamour magazine. My favorite part of the Kate-ster’s interview is when she reveals that she hasn’t quite mastered Tom’s placenta stew recipe yet. pasta carbonara=code words for placenta stew
“I don’t really cook that much – eventually I will. I do make cupcakes. And [Tom] makes his pasta carbonara for me. He knows exactly how to do it: a pinch of this, a pinch of that. He has a recipe, but he also kind of [improvises] by himself. You have to do the egg at a certain time. He did it once when we were camping. I did everything I could to get here, and when I met Tom, I knew in an instant that we were going to be together, that we were going to get married.”
Katie also mentioned that her and Tom love to drill into Suri’s little head that her mama and daddy are annoyingly famous.
“If Tom or I are on TV, we’ll watch it. And when we were in New York, we would see a lot of Valkyrie posters. She goes, “Look! There’s Valkyrie movie!”"
I’m afraid there is no hope for Suri. She’s doomed.
Katie Holmes is freakin’ pissed! Perhaps she’s just a tad hungry? Katie wants you all to quit talking crap about her Scientol-Tom, his famous placenta stew, his rumored controlling ways and the chatter that Suri is an alien child. In fact, to put all rumors to rest, Katie would welcome you into her home for some hearty stew and some Scientological conversation.
Katie said, “Sometimes I think I would say, ‘Why don’t you come over and have dinner? See what there is to see. Some of the stuff people said were such absolutely horrible things to say about a child. It was so uncalled for and so disgusting. Enough is enough.”
In fact, Katie believes that her and Tom were destined to be together. “When Top Gun came out, my sisters were like, ‘Oh, my God, Top Gun! Tom Cruise!’ And I very confidently said, ‘I’m going to marry him one day.’ It wasn’t like, ‘How do I get to Tom Cruise?’ It was just, ‘I think I’m going to marry him. Why not? He’ll like me. I’m fun.’”
Mmmhmm. I have a ten dollar gift certificate to McDonald’s if you want, Kate?
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