Katie Price has released her 45th book titled “Santa Baby”. Can you believe she has released THAT many? Sheesh. Has she written more than Danielle Steele? Wowsers. Anyways Price headed out to promote her new book and revealed that she is going to publish a new autobiography every 18 months. Seriously. Does she write these books on her own? Even if she doesn’t write them she does promote them and in lingerie.
I’m not sure what the eff she is signing her shiznit with, but I’d be hesitant to touch anything that Price has rubbed her bannooners on. Just sayin’. We’ve seen Katie Price sex up her self when she’s promoting her products, books, her relationships, whatever. But, when is too less, too much? She MAY have somewhere to go after this, so I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt on this one…or not.
Price basically got dolled up, in what appears to be all by herself and a camera man to promote her New Sky Living series called “Signed By Katie Price”, a new reality show that gives one person the chance to become a celebrity WITH Price.
Sounds to me like Paris Hilton’s not-so-successful nor entertaining “BFF” show, just with an amped up bosom and lingerie.
Glamazon Katie Price made her arrival at LAX airport an entrance of desperation as she flashed her wedding ring for all to see. Barf.
The caked-on-makeup-fake-boobied children’s book author has been the subject of much speculation that a divorce is near with husband Peter Andre. But, Katie decided the best way to solve this rumor was to Minnie Mouse the situation.
Katie sported a Minnie Mouse t-shirt and spider-like eyelashes that was sure to bring smiles and cheer to all who see her. Does Andre have a mouse fetish we aren’t yet aware of?
She did forget the bow though. The bow would be enough to save any marriage.
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