All you honky-tonkin’ fans who tuned into the biggest night in country music last night KNOW that it was a night full of not-so-many-surprises. Although, by pure observation, adding Kellie Pickler to the country music mix sure adds a trashy appeal that I never thought I would see in the genre in MY LIFETIME. Anypushupbraandplasticsurgery…

Kenny Chesney took home his third straight “Entertainer of the Year” trophy, while Carrie Underwood took the Best Female Artist award. Too bad Jessica Simpson didn’t even get an invite so that she could cop a listen to what REAL country music sounds like. Anytwang, here is a list of the winners from last night’s big show.

ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR
Kenny Chesney

MALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
Brad Paisley

FEMALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
Carrie Underwood

VOCAL GROUP OF THE YEAR
Rascal Flatts

VOCAL DUO OF THE YEAR
Sugarland

NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Lady Antebellum

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Troubadour
George Strait

SINGLE OF THE YEAR
“I Saw God Today”
George Strait

SONG OF THE YEAR
“Stay”
Jennifer Nettles

MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
Robert Plant and Alison Krauss
“Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)”

MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR
“Waitin’ On a Woman”
Brad Paisley featuring Andy Griffith
Directed by Jim Shea and Peter Tilden

MUSICIAN OF THE YEAR
Mac McAnally – Guitar

Click for more pics from last night’s show, including some of my favorite Kellie Dill Pickler faces. That beotch gives me the LOL’s.
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