Posts Tagged ‘Kleenex’

Susan Boyle, Not Just A Scottish Virgin

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Less than a week ago, Susan Boyle was just a regular woman with a dream. Bushy eyebrows and a dress my granny would sport, Susan Boyle on the outside looked a hot mess, but what came out of her mouth is and will be talked about for possibly years to come.

On Saturday’s season premiere of “Britain’s Got Talent,” a U.K. show in which ” American Idol’s” Simon Cowell is one of the judges, Boyle was, from the moment she stepped onstage, heckled and made fun of.

Amanda Holden, the program’s third judge, said, “When she came onto stage the audience immediately started booing and hissing her, based purely on her appearance. She looked a little odd [and] was a bit nervous and searching for her words.”

“We were laughing at her,” Piers Morgan said. “She was someone who seemed to be completely deluded.”

Even Simon Cowell was blown away.

But, after the performance, not only were there cheers and a standing ovation, but the judges were teary-eyed.

Yet Susan is remaining modest and proud as she hit up the Early Show this morning, describing her experience as “breathtaking, unbelievable, awesome.”

If you were not one of the 14 million who have seen the video that everyone is talking about, you can peep it here. Grab the Kleenex.


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Top that, Britney!

Chelsy Davy Turns Muppet After Breakup With Prince Harry.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

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After being with Prince Harry for five years (off and on), Chelsy Davy has officially dumped his royal butt. And the future is definitely looking bright for the young student as she hasn’t been locking herself indoors with a pint of Haagen-Daaz and a box of Kleenex…but rather dipping her head in a barrel of fake tanner. Chelsy was spotted looking very Muppet-like and all smiles as she spent some time with friends on her way to class at Leeds University. So, why not the long face?

“The truth of the matter is that while they love each other to bits, Harry and Chelsy have been pulling in opposite directions for some time,” a source said. “Harry knows he needs to knuckle down with his career with the military while Chelsy is taking her finals this year and wants to forge ahead with hers. They have rowed and split up before but this time it appears to be permanent. They both realized that they had reached an impasse and that things had run their course. She moved to England only because she knew Harry had no choice but to be based here. That said, she is not a quitter and intends to get on with her career. She is very sad about the break-up, still loves Harry and wishes their circumstances were different, but these things happen and she needs to move on with her life.”

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What a shame! It seemed these two were in it for the long haul. My gut feeling tells me that this isn’t the end for Chelsy and Harry. I never really pictured Chelsy as “Royal” material, but who knows really what the future will hold? Hopefully, the future for Miss Chelsy will involve a lot less rolling around in barrels of tanner.

Source: Daily Mirror

Britney Spears Is A Groundhog.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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Break out the Kleenex and the Cheetos. Brit Brit is sad. In an exclusive documentary to air on MTV networks, Britney Spears gets candid, deep, and makes us want to curl up in our bed with a bag of Cheetos and crunch until our fingers turn permanently orange.

While Britney may seem as if her life is starting to get on track, do not be fooled. The Cheeto-rific beotch is still messed up.

Despite her whirlwind of a year, Brit should maybe count her blessings. Her father Jamie Spears has taken the reins and still remains the permanent conservator of her affairs and Brit says her controlled existence sucks. She admits: “There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y’know, there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. ‘But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”

She continues on to say: “I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learned my lesson now and enough is enough.”

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Hmmmm, sounds to me like the little groundhog needs to go back in her hole and hide for awhile. Girlfriend has the means to take a vacation, to get out of the limelight…just DO IT! And don’t come back for a year. This chick sounds FAR from being mentally stable. Pfffft. Take that furry little weave and hide!!!! That’s what I would do.

Source: MTV


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