Did you see Leonardo Dicaprio at the Golden Globes? I’ve got something to say about him, but hold on a hot minute.
Now that the Golden Globes are over, I can allow my eyes time to adjust to all the botox gazes staring back at me through the TV screen and reflect. My thoughts…?
For one thing?
Memories.
Leonardo DiCaprio is 37.
Jonathan Winters is 86.
Paul Cowsill of The Cowsills is 59.
Stanley Tucci is 51.
Demi Moore is 49.
Calista Flockhart is 47.
David DeLuise is 40.
Lindsay Lohan is a party crasher! Last night at Leonardo DiCaprio’s movie J. Edgar party, apparently Freckles showed up uninvited, ready to party and on a mission to get close to Leo so says Page Six. I can totally see her strutting right in like she owned the place.
You’ve gotta hear what else went down at this party.
Details below.
Well super models who haven’t had a chance to date Leonardo DiCaprio can now breathe a sigh of relief. Their time has now come. Start lining up, you skinny bitches…just don’t expect to be able to tame the playboy! Leo is back on the market. After five months of togetherness and unsure togetherness, reps have confirmed that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have broken up. Sad. And here I thought they were going to last. *eye roll*
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Mother Nature wouldn’t let this happen.
Wesley Snipes is in deep doo doo.
Jake Gyllenhaal does have swagger!
They’re “just” friends? Riiiight.
Which KK got her freak on at 14?
Watch out world, Rusty Rockets is on the road!
Guess what Kanye calls Matt Lauer?
Cameron and Alex are still sucking face!
Dennis got his rod sucked on live air?
Emma Watson has an oops on the Today Show.
Kate Middleton didn’t think she was the shiznit in school.
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