So perhaps he needs to get his booty outta the kitchen? Now I had semi-positive feelings about David Cook until he went on this freakin’ rant yesterday acting as if his shiz don’t stink and hollering up in cyberspace as if he’s some A-list celebrity. He has a very special message for his FIVE fans. So, listen up bitches!

Your idol speaks…”The efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. We do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.”

“I hope this doesn’t come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up.”

Ummm no it doesn’t necessarily come off harsh. It comes off as arrogant. David, this is the life of a musician. If you can’t take the heat, get your booty outta the kitchen!

I’m predicting David Cook now has TWO fans left. Way to go!