Now while reading this entry you may think “hot, damn Jesse Metcalfe is coming back to “Desperate Housewives”". Well, sorry to cut your lawn and trim your trees, but that is a big fat no. In fact, Jesse is holed up somewhere in London, searching for work!
Rumor has it that Jesse is hoping to land a part in a British soap opera called “Coronation Street”.
In my honest opinion, I think Jesse should start his own lawn service. Can you imagine the demand for Jesse to trim trees and the rate he could charge? He could even charge extra for taking off his shirt to work!
Last night ScarJo got a little daring with her makeup and choice of gown for the Moet & Chandon Tribute to Cinema Event in London.
Scarlett sported a lacy black number, putting her ta-tas on display per usual. Her hairstyle resembled old Hollywood glamour as she traded in her blonde locks for hues of red. Her ensemble would have not been complete without those nude colored Christian Louboutin heels.
Stepford Kate is such a good BFF. When Vicky B. had issues with her MIL over babysitting arrangements, Stepford Kate took charge! After a fresh refueling of placenta stew you knew damn well Katie could be relied upon.
The Kate-ster was spotted out and about in Los Angeles with Suri and Posh’s two youngest Cruz and Romeo on a babysitting adventure!
Rumor has it that the reason for the last minute babysitting gig happened as a result of Vicky P. having to rush back from Milan last week. Apparently her MIL decided she wanted to go back home to London.
A source said, “Victoria had been house-hunting in Milan, but then Sandra decided she wanted to be at her daughter’s birthday, so Victoria had to fly back early. Sandra and Victoria had a row.”
Well, big props for Katie for saving the mudder focking day! YAY!
While Victoria’s Secret Miranda Kerr struts her stuff on a runway at Barcelona Fashion Week, Orlando Bloom hits up the Cuckoo Club in London. Ok, wait one minute…Miranda Kerr…on a runway. Isn’t that a tad odd? A little bit yeah…but, what is even more strange is the fact that Orlando picked up a few numbers on his hand on his way out of Cuckoo. Trouble in lover’s land for Orlando and Miranda?
Taylor Swift has had quite the year! Another hit album, a successful tour….And now Taylor can add the cover of Rolling Stone to her list of accomplishments. You go girl! Taylor took to her Myspace blog to let you all know how happy she is to grace the Rolling Stone cover and to fill you in on what she is up to…in London.
“Now it’s all designed to blow our minds
But our minds won’t really be blown
Like the blow that’ll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone”
I’m so excited, I can’t even stand it. It’s on news stands now, and I haven’t seen it yet because I’m in London, but I just can’t believe I get to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Wow. This is crazy.
It’s been a fun couple of weeks.. We played at the San Antonio rodeo, and that was a total blast. We hadn’t gotten to play a full show (like a two hour show) in a few months, so everyone in the band was going crazy all day. All week, even, it was just “I need to play a show. I need to play a show.” Then we got to San Antonio, and we were all walking around the arena before meet and greet. I was walking back to the dressing room, when I passed Caitlin (fiddle extraordinaire) in the hall. She was wearing these silver, reflective, almost blinding leggings under her skirt. That’s the sort of thing we all tease each other about, so as soon as I got back to the dressing room, before I turned the corner, I yelled “Caitlin looks like a space stripper!”. I turn the corner, and standing in my dressing room is…. George Strait and his wife Norma. I literally was so mortified, I fell to the floor and my face was BRIGHT red. We all burst out laughing and hung out for about an hour. I don’t think anything has ever surprised me as much, and I honestly never thought I’d get to say that George Strait came to watch one of my shows.
Alright, now I’m going to prove my ‘13′ theory even more with a few things that have happened lately. I know I’m always going on about 13 being my lucky number, but this is really… coincidental. So, this is the 13th week of Fearless being out. In the 13th week of my album being out, “Love Story” went number ONE on pop radio!! Not only that, but this week, the album went back to number one on the Billboard 200 (which I never expected it would do). Also in the 13th week, my Rolling Stone cover came out. This is probably one of the best weeks I’ve ever had, and it’s the 13th week of my album being out! It may have something to do with luck, but I’ll always know that it has EVERYTHING to do with you guys going out there and fighting for me and making my life what it is now.
I’ve been in London for the last week. I love it here! When I got here, I didn’t expect anyone to know who I was because I’m pretty much starting all over here and my album isn’t even out until March 9… But everywhere I’ve gone, there have been SO many fans outside waiting with signs and flowers! I can’t believe it! It was the same going to the Brits last night.. The red carpet was so much fun, and there were so many fans outside with CDs and pictures and signs. So cool, you guys. The Brits were amazing, what a cool night. We spent the day in Scotland doing radio and acoustic shows, then Manchester. That was basically the prettiest drive ever. Now I’m on the way back to London from Manchester on a double decker tour bus. My band and I are like little kids, because we haven’t ever seen one of these before. But now we’ve settled down and are all crowded together in the back lounge, watching one of our Eagles live concert DVDs.
I love you, I’ll video blog soon!
lovelovelove
-T-
LOVE her!
Click after the jump for more pics of Taylor in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. (more…)
While rumors of a Kate Moss spermination have been swirling around since last week’s dining with her man in London, Kate Moss is speaking on that supposed “bump”.
“It’s so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying “Are you pregnant?” And I’m like, “No! I just put on a couple of pounds, and they went in the right place. Isn’t that weird? And how perfect for lingerie…. Now I can fill a B-cup. In fact, I’ve just started wearing bras. It’s a miracle. Not today, but I have been. Great timing for my (Topshop) lingerie collection. I’ve just grown breasts. I am a woman now! It’s true. No, honestly, I’ve never worn a bra in my life. Ever!”
Although getting used to the “bigger breasts” have been a somewhat difficult growth to get used to.
She said, “My boobs are too big… My boyfriend might not like them. I’m a bit worried.”
So there you have it peeps…straight from the horse’s mouth. The crack smoking shall continue.
“Madonna had better stay the hell away from London when I move here to live! There’s no room for us both. Buckinghamshire is where I want to go. I’m fed up with L.A. It’s full of crazy people. People criticize Britain but it is still a cleaner, safer place to live than Hollywood.”
Brad Pitt and his lady lovah Angelina Jolie braved the cold to show off their hot selves at the 2009 BAFTA Awards in London.
Brad and Ange are both up for BAFTAS, but the question is…will they take home a prize? If they do, you can bet there will be some sexy time that more than likely will produce kiddies galore. Like, I’m predicting triplets this next round. Or maybe the beotch is already preggers? Ok, ok…let’s give the goo goo gah gah talk a rest for one hot minute. So will they or won’t they win? Hmmmm…
One thing is for certain…Angelina looks smokin’. Brad is simply okay. The guido-stache has seemingly turned into a guido-stache with a tail. NOT HAWT. And what is up with Brad wearing scarves and shiz? I’m picturing him at the opera right now, belting out some Pavarotti…or not…but he looks too damn preppy. Why Brad…Why???? I’m not digging this Brad right now. I want the old Brad back.
Click after the jump for more pics of the Saintly couple struttin’ their stuff at the BAFTAS. (more…)
