Now that we’ve seen both Vicky B. and the mouth-watering hotness that is David Beckham in individual ads sporting their scundies…why not do a joint ad? Hey, you KNEW it was coming.

So here it is. Giorgio Armani loves these two. And quite frankly, I do too.

Now that they made their presence known in England, the USA., the Beckhams can now thank Italy as they unveiled a giant billboard in central Milan today. Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. So, bitches, be prepared if you are driving along and bam, there’s David Beckham’s package right before your eyes. Stay focused. Keep your eyes on the road and control your breathing. In fact, it might be wise to keep a paper bag in your glove compartment at all times.

Some of you out there are rolling your eyes…I know you are…stop it, my loves…whether you love them or hate them, the Beckhams look fab. Admit it. People talk about them. Therefore, they are perfect icons for any advertising campaign.