Posts Tagged ‘model’

Tommy Lee’s Pammy Number 786786

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

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I’m not sure how many women Tommy Lee has had sexy time with, but I’m pretty sure Victoria Silvstedt was his most recent shag…unless he called up Pammy for a one pump chump.

Anylay, Tommy Tom Tom was hardly working as a deejay last night at the exclusive Parisian hot spot the ‘VIP room’…spinning jams when he saw former Playboy ‘Playmate of the Year’, Victoria Silvstedt. Hello, distraction?!!! She’s a Pam Anderson look alike, just less haglicious. I can guarantee this pairing isn’t for the long haul…just a one night hoo hah….according to Vicky.

“I don’t really have time for men at the moment anyway. I’m back and forth between Paris and Rome so I’m like a ping-pong ball. When I do get any time off I spend it with my girlfriends so it hasn’t been great for meeting men.”

Katie Holmes Plays With Fire.

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

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Katie Holmes is rumored to be in trouble with her placenta stew lover, Scientol-Tom. Why, you ask? Her spending habits are out of freakin’ control…girl just doesn’t know how to say no to splurging on $400 shoes for Tom’s daughter Isabella (no wonder why she loves Katie so much)….and so it is only necessary that Katie lands some promotional deals that can help bring in the ching ching for the couple’s bank roll.

Miu Miu has signed on Katie to pose for some uncomfortable-looking ads that THEY hope will help boost the brand’s sales and for Kate…to help pay some bills for her shopping fetish.

“Katie enjoys dressing Suri up in designer gear and loves that everyone things she’s a mini fashionista,” a source tells British magazine Now. “He (Tom) doesn’t believe in spoiling the children and he’s not one for spending money on clothes – he’s not the slightest bit interested in fashion.” So, I’m guessing he DOESN’T support these Miu Miu poses?

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P.S. I love how Katie has her hand in the fire and her eyes closed…it’s almost like she’s dreaming of a hearty portion of placenta stew boiling over a warm fire. Ahhhhh.

Claudia Schiffer Still Fabulous At 38.

Friday, January 16th, 2009

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Current and future supermodels, eat your freakin’ hearts out. In the words of 1990’s R and B superstar “This Is How We Do It”. Montell Jordan was a wise, wise man back then.

At 38 years old, Claudia Schiffer is still looking fierce as ever AND landing jobs. For Salvatore Ferragamo, Claudia strikes her best come-hither pose and I must admit, we don’t care what she’s selling…we’ll buy it!

In addition to this ad campaign, Miss Schiffer is working with Chanel and will launch her OWN range of beauty products next summer. And, surely the products will help us to look more like her!

Kendra Wilkinson Wanted More Than Just Saggy Balls.

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

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Kendra Wilkinson, the Playboy bunny with the tomboyish charm, has since moved on from her beloved Hugh Hefner, whom she lived with for years. Moving out of the Bunny house wasn’t exactly heartbreaking as much as it was a relief.

ON HER SNEAKY SEXY TIMES:

Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office – there were never solo dates. I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.

ON GOODY GOODY BRIDGET

Bridget told me that she’s been faithful all these years, and I was like, ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have sex so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being.

Kendra did confess that she did have sexy time with geriatric saggy-balled Hugh (excuse me while I spit out the little bit of barf that erupted from my mouth), but admits that her relationship with Hef was more of a “meal ticket”.

WHY SHE “LOVED” HEF:

I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn’t have jobs other than getting appearance fees. Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time. He made me feel beautiful. Now I’m totally against his way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that.

Madge And Jesus Step Out.

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

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Last night in San Paulo, Jesus found Madge. Either Jesus is one crazy ass stalker or Madge has Jesus on a leash. I’m thinking the latter. Madge found Jesus.

Madge with her angelic halo and Jesus a few feet back, it was very clear that these two were trying to keep things on the down low, however…you can’t pull the wool over our eyes, Sweet Madge! After Jesus and Madge left a restaurant after enjoying an entourage-infested dinner, did they indulge in dessert? What do you think…are these two knockin’ boots?

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Madge And Jesus Together At Christmas?

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

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Whaaaaaaaaaaa?

Merry Freakin’ Christmas A-Rod! With the months of rumors that we’ve been reporting on regarding Madge, her Vadge and Alex and his “rod”, the fire behind their union may be starting to fizzle.

While Madge spends time away from her once red-hot boy-toy, rumor has it that she may have found a temporary replacement in the sizzling city of Rio de Janeiro. While shooting a spread for “W” magazine, Madge has been working with a smoking hot male model who goes by the name of Jesus Luiz. Apparently Madge made her interest very clear for the Brazilian hottie by inviting him to join her when she moves on to San Paulo.

A Brazilian website reports, “Everyone knows they are ficando – which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Page Six who broke the rumored fling said, “A-Rod might want to haul it down to Brazil and keep an eye on his new lady. Madonna, who was blamed for coming between Alex Rodriguez and his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Cynthia, is having a grand old time in Brazil while on her Sticky & Sweet tour – and without her Yankee boy toy.”

Madge and Jesus? What a seasonal union! I must admit, Jesus is pretty freakin’ scrumptious!

Heidi Klum And Her Bitch Cruise Los Angeles.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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Wow! What hot bitches! Heidi Klum and her Afghan hound friend took a stroll around Los Angeles in a Bentley convertible. I wonder what kind of conditioner they use to look THAT fly and fabulous. Sooo jealous.

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The Magical Transformation Of Kate Moss.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

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The re-touchers of team Vogue UK must love themselves a challenge.

From zits, wrinkles and pastey white skin to pure perfection, Kate Moss graces the cover of the December issue of Vogue UK just THREE months after she worked the cover in October.

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She may look like a washed up crack head sans makeup, but the re-touchers at Vogue UK have got the talent to make Miss Moss look fabulous!

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