“Just the other day I was offered a big part in the new action film by the director of The Day After Tomorrow. But I don’t want to become the kind of superstar who parties all the time, does coke and throws up in the back of a limo. And the idea of me being seen as a sex symbol makes me feel sick. For me, my main goal is simple, to write the kind of comedy that me and my friends would instantly throw money down to see.”
Seth Rogen, On Why He Will Never Give Up Comedy For Action Movies
Over-Fed may be forced to put down the bags of chips and the greasy chicken wings. It’s time to unpack those pounds and get paid for it! Since last year, K-Fed transformed into Over-Fed when he packed on more than FORTY freakin’ pounds of chub and bub. Hubba, Hubba!
According to one of Over-Fed’s pals, Nutrisystem has offered him a big fat deal to shed that jiggly with the NutriSystem Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.”
However, Over-Fed’s rep denies that Over-Fed is going to work for NutriSystem. Why work when you’ve got the Cheetostar dishing out FIVE G weekly to your bank roll? And besides…with the jiggly and the wiggly, there is more for Vicky P to love, roll on and cook steaks on…right???? Sizzzzle!!!!!
Lately LiLo has been hitting the party scene hard and has even been seen hanging out with the fabulous Mel B. Ummm, why. Well, apparently LiLo is hard up for a job. No more SamRon to sponge off of now! Yikes!
LiLo has been to Vegas and back and after seeing Mel B’s Las Vegas “Peepshow” on Saturday, she’s considering a dancing gig.
Li-Lo said, “If they make me an offer and the money’s right, I’ll do it.” Whhaaaaat??!!!
Director of the show, Jerry Mitchell said he’d love to have LiLo join the show. “I think she would be great in the show. I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow. When the character strips she does it because she has learned to be strong by the other character and dancers in the show, and by watching them take charge with their considerable assets. I am sure I could do the same for Miss Lohan.”
Rumor has it that Kelly Monaco’s contract is set to expire soon, which means another spot would be open for LiLo to snag up!
You can now own a piece of Madge. Well, perhaps something that has been sniffed by, rubbed up on or maybe even ripped up and shredded by Madge. Ok, forget it. Gwyneth wouldn’t get rid of anything that has any scent of her beloved Madge on, so get over it. But…perhaps Madge was over at Gwyneth’s abode moving her crapola out to her garage with her? Eh…wishful thinking.
Because Gwyneth is relocating to Los Angeles while she films “Iron Man 2″, she’s tossing out some of her shiznit from her north London home and auctioning them off for you to own!
Boss of Flogit4u, Phillip Davies, who is Gwynnie’s eBay pimp says, “Gwyneth is a neighbor of ours and is obviously familiar with what we do. She had a big clear-out of her wardrobe and wants to raise money for one of the charities she’s involved in. There are some amazing pieces from Jimmy Choo to Lanvin to Balenciaga.”
If you have some extra ching laying around or just want to peep at what Gwynnie is selling, you can check out the auction here.
When you are dating a man for money, the last thing you want to do is be caught cheating. Katie Lee Joel obviously did not graduate from the Heather Mills School Of Gold-Digging.
Of course there have been rumors of an affair. Katie Lee has been accused of knockin’ boots with Israeli designer Yigal Azrouel. However, Katie claims the rumors are “mean-spirited” and “untrue”.
First of all, when you cheat, do NOT get photographed engaging in an intimate moment with the man you are having an affair with. Last month, Katie Lee Joel was photographed dancing intimately with the fashion designer.
It has only been five years that Katie Lee has been married to Billy Joel and already she’s straying? Katie Lee begs to differ as she has taken to her Twitter page to knock down reports of cheating.
Her rep tells Us Weekly magazine, “They’ve just been friends – purely platonic.”
So, the big question is, why hasn’t Katie Lee gotten herself knocked up? Rumors have been that Billy and Katie Lee have been duking it out over starting a family. But…her rep also insists that nope…there are no issues.
Mmmhmmm. That means, there is trouble in paradise.
She may have been denied Mercy, but Madge will not quit. She has put her vadge on hold for one hot minute to tug at the heart strings of Malawian officials. In her latest efforts, today Madge released a heartwarming photo that she hopes will charm those denying her the rights to adopting Mercy.
With a mothering smile and holding the three-year-old close to her bosom, Madge exudes a saintly glow that could give Angelina a run for her money.
To accompany the image, Madge sent an emotional email to Malawi’s Nation newspaper. In it she wrote, “I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it’s my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world.”
So, is Sepia the answer?
After 28 years of marriage, Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has filed for the big “D”. (DIVORCE to those who are unaware of the big “D” reference.) According to court records, Robyn Gibson filed the petition in Los Angeles, citing irreconcilable differences. Translation: Give me your money, bitch!
And get this there will be plenty of money to deposit in Robyn’s bank account after all is said and done because there was NO prenuptial agreement. The couple were married BEFORE Mel amassed his $900 million dollar fortune. Ouch! But with 28 years invested in the relationship, Robyn has definitely put in the time!
In a statement issued jointly the couple said, “Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”
Sources say that Mel and Robyn have been living apart for three years. The couple have seven children together, however only one is underage.
Congratulations Robyn…errr, I mean, so so sad to hear of your split. We wish you both well!
Paris Hilton better get her booty out there and start drinking (or at least be seen with) Rich Prosecco on the daily, otherwise she could risk losing an endorsement. Ok, ok, it’s not like she needs anymore money or even cares for that matter, but it’s just a thought. If you’re gonna promote the shiznit, get out and do it like you mean it!
Rumor has it that sales of the Italian bubbly have dropped significantly and stores just can’t seem to move cans of the wine off the shelves. Yikes. Cans of wine? Ummmm, interesting concept. So, is Paris to blame or is it just this whacked-out economy?
Well, apparently the owner of the Austrian drinks isn’t blaming Paris. He thinks Paris is his golden girl. In fact, he has Paris in mind for future ads.
He said, “Paris is the perfect advert for our product, we have several new campaigns that are already being planned.”
Mmm hmmm. Well, best of luck on those cans of wine, my friend! (No offense to those of you who love to indulge in a “can” of bubbly.)
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